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Redditors, what do your faces look like? (self.AskReddit)

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[–]Wyldstein 12 points13 points ago

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When I'm really hot, I just love a little Tiger in me

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago*

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How many restraining orders have you been issued?

[–]Wyldstein 9 points10 points ago

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None as such, but the day is still young.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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That grin is epic. Use it on women you've just met. Whatever happens, it will be funny.

[–]circledot 5 points6 points ago

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I'd have to say the mustache is the most epic component of that picture.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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It enhances the grin.

[–]Wyldstein 0 points1 point ago

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Well, it was recently movember ..

[–]gt_9000 2 points3 points ago

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I see rage comic potential.

[–]CuilRunnings 1 point2 points ago

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hahaha easily the creepiest pic in this entire thread. At least, when combined with that comment.

[–]arsgratisartis 9 points10 points ago

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This'd be me.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Are you hiding in a poodle?

[–]arsgratisartis 3 points4 points ago

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They're surprisingly good camouflage.

[–]Wyldstein 1 point2 points ago

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Magnificent hair :)

I pity the effort it must take at times.

[–]IthinktherforeIthink[S] 0 points1 point ago

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yea your hair is super cool

[–]circledot 31 points32 points ago*

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I'm failing at thinking of something clever to put as the link text. Here's me wearing glasses.

EDIT: Here, have another pic. Check out my nose cast :(

[–]Pylonius 2 points3 points ago

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///////// <--- Reddit's boners.

[–]circledot 3 points4 points ago

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Mighty skinny, those are.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I will be surprised if this does not make it to the top.

[–]circledot 2 points3 points ago

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Now everyone will downvote me :( Thanks, jerk :(

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I doubt it, men are suckers for cuties.

[–]circledot 1 point2 points ago

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You're too much :P

[–]radiofloyd 2 points3 points ago

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Reddit does not downvote a female, it's in the geneva convention.

[–]circledot 1 point2 points ago

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I've heard this, actually. What can I say, I take the karma I can get.

[–]IthinktherforeIthink[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I'll give you karma ;)

[–]eastliv 2 points3 points ago

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I did, but only to prove a point.

[–]circledot 0 points1 point ago

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Hell, an upvote's an upvote, no matter the motive!

[–]robertpr 1 point2 points ago

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Upvoted ;)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The mischievous smirk on your face makes this picture ten times better.

[–]circledot 0 points1 point ago

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Mischief is my middle name :)

[–]Scarker 0 points1 point ago

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You got a nose job?

[–]circledot 0 points1 point ago

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I broke it in a car accident and had to get corrective surgery.

[–]brandoncoal 6 points7 points ago

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New haircut me and party me.

[–]araceliyeah 1 point2 points ago

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I'm trying to decide which you i find cuter.

[–]JoeTheG 0 points1 point ago

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So what's it like having Jimmy Kimmel as your dad?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Glee you

[–]EuroDollar 11 points12 points ago

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Everytime a post like this hits reddit, only the good looking redditors post images. The fat, unwashed otakus who circle-jerk about bacon and narwhals hide their neckbeards in shame.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Not all of us beautiful people post pictures.

I am yet to post a picture on reddit and I am fairly good looking.

Oh who am I kidding.

I'm so sexy it hurts.

[–]araceliyeah 1 point2 points ago

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Pics or it didn't happen. :)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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See, I like the anonymity that reddit offers.

Posting my picture would complete erase that for me, hence why I refuse to do so.

[–]daemos 0 points1 point ago

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neckbeards are wonderful

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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What do you think would happen if I revealed myself with this account? My only regret for all this trolling is that I can't show you how beautiful I am.

[–]Chaoticmass 5 points6 points ago

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I missed the last photo thread. Yay vanity shot: http://imgur.com/xgyOd.jpg

1 minute ago: http://imgur.com/ru6Ah.jpg (wow the lights and crappy cam really make my forehead look shiny)

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[–]auveeb 1 point2 points ago

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First pic makes your ears look FUCKING HUGE.

[–]Chaoticmass 3 points4 points ago

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-1 point to self-esteem

[–]awesomerthanu 2 points3 points ago

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Here's a +5 for your self-esteem: I think your ears are really cute. Well, actually not only the ears, if you know what I mean.

[–]CuilRunnings 1 point2 points ago

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He's a white Obama.

[–]Chaoticmass 1 point2 points ago

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ok that one made me lol

[–]arkosh -1 points0 points ago

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Wait until you see the second one!

[–]Megling1285 6 points7 points ago

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http://imgur.com/qSIkR.jpg

that's me, playing beer pong in college, it's the only one I have on this computer. I'm also wearing a ridiculous procrastinator shirt.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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working - about 10mins ago

[–]o__0 0 points1 point ago

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I like your hair. Its curly but not...too curly.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you. :)

[–]whataboutadam 0 points1 point ago

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Love your sexy librarian glasses. o^

[–]IthinktherforeIthink[S] 0 points1 point ago

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geeyea etuc ruoy

[–]Moeri 9 points10 points ago*

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This is how I looked like about 10 seconds before I posted this comment

I had no idea what to do while taking a picture, should I smile or just look serious, should I try my smexy look in case any girls are watching, or should I put on my glasses because glasses imply wisdom. So I went with the "holy crap there's only 3 seconds left to figure out what sort of face I should make on this picture SHIT it's too late -Fuck it- I'll just smile"-face.

In the end it doesn't matter, as I am nothing more but a few bits and bytes.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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I thought you were a girl until I read the comment :/

[–]omicron8 1 point2 points ago

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A simple "I am ugly as sin" would have sufficed.

"Well I don't feel as bad as you look! [He laughs.] Nah, I'm just messing with you, kid. You're alright. That's some face you got, though. I think they got a cream for that. [He laughs again.] Nah, you're great. " ―Flexo

[–]oachkatzlschwoaf 0 points1 point ago

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Whatever it takes to shut your yapper. Nah, I'm just kidding, you're a joker.

[–]rogerssucks 1 point2 points ago

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How androgynous.

[–]iPhown 0 points1 point ago

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HAHA ALEX! PWNED =D

[–]Moeri 0 points1 point ago

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<3 Moe gij nie leren ;)

[–]iPhown 0 points1 point ago

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niet om half 2 snachts :)

[–]omar91 0 points1 point ago

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METALLICA !!!!!!!

[–]araceliyeah 9 points10 points ago*

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Like this Very round.

Edit: another one

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Orange and Round.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I can't believe they carved your face with a knife. You have some pretty rough friends. He's even smiling after decapitating you.

[–]radiofloyd 3 points4 points ago

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This is my horrible attempt taking a picture at work just 5 minutes ago.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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"Tech support, have you tried turning it off and on again."

[–]radiofloyd 2 points3 points ago

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We have job openings, you seem to have what it takes!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I am a bad enough dude...

What's the starting pay?

[–]radiofloyd 1 point2 points ago

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To be honest not sure, I transferred from another department with in the company.

[–]Zephoku 3 points4 points ago

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Eat your heart out.

[–]draynen 4 points5 points ago

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Bam!

[–]XGosuPanda 4 points5 points ago*

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Sporting my trollface. http://imgur.com/hkQTa

[–]theroyalwe 0 points1 point ago

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Nice labret and troll-face attempt.

[–]Mitchacho 4 points5 points ago

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At your service

[–]o__0 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why, but you made me laugh out loud. :)

[–]Mitchacho 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks. That's my sailing serial killer look.

[–]alphabeat 0 points1 point ago

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You laugh out loud whilst killing right?

[–]Mitchacho 0 points1 point ago

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But on the inside I weep. It's a trade off.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I think we have said that the women here look cute more than enough for now.

[–]SSChicken 2 points3 points ago*

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Here's me as of one month ago (Right), I had lost 37lbs from my start weight. I'm now down 50+

[–]yakityyak 2 points3 points ago

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Asian. Ask Toby Keith or Miley Cyrus for an illustration.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Nyah

[–]mrcthulhu 0 points1 point ago

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I like your haircut!

[–]Xphiar 2 points3 points ago

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http://imgur.com/tpc6C.jpg

The girlfriend and I are both reddit lovers.

[–][deleted] ago

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[deleted]

[–]whataboutadam 0 points1 point ago

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Your friend in the first picture looked so surprised. What was she looking at?

[–]slomotion 0 points1 point ago

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2girls1cup probably.

[–]insomniaclyric 6 points7 points ago

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Caucasoid, angular, standard complement of eyes, brows, nostrils, and ora. Unfortunately large teeth which don't usually see daylight. Dark brown irises. Average of 2-3 days of hair growth, also dark brown. Sometimes bespectacled. If you can't pick me out from a photo array based on that information, the police won't be able to help you.

[–]Etab 2 points3 points ago

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The word "Caucasoid" really needs to be used more often.

[–]IthinktherforeIthink[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I say you give us pictures of at least 4 faces, one being yours, and see if we can guess who you are based on said description

[–]insomniaclyric 2 points3 points ago

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Sounds like a fun idea, but I'll just pick other faces that match the description so how could you possibly decide?

[–]IthinktherforeIthink[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Hm well the best way to answer your question would be to put it to the test

[–]insomniaclyric 1 point2 points ago

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How would you know if you were right? I'll never tell. You'd have just as much luck if you found four random face pics on the internet right now yourself which match the description (I'm out there, in places).

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I hope this doesn't scare to many redditors.

[–]Moeri 5 points6 points ago

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You look like a dentist. You look like my dentist.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Have you been flossing on the regular?

[–]IthinktherforeIthink[S] 2 points3 points ago

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God I'm scared

[–]atlanticblue 0 points1 point ago

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BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!!

/jk jk

[–]IthinktherforeIthink[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Ok who wants to see my face

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I think I've prepared myself for this moment.

Fire away...

[–]IthinktherforeIthink[S] 1 point2 points ago

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?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Definitely wasn't prepared for that circuit overload.

[–]IthinktherforeIthink[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I'll show you mine if you show me yours first

Then we'll compare scars and I'll tell you who's is worst

[–]theroyalwe 0 points1 point ago

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Only if you live on front porches.

[–]jellicle 1 point2 points ago

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Well, as a group, they look pretty much like this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eigenface

[–]Mr_Everybody 1 point2 points ago

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It's a neatly chiseled, well-groomed, drop dead handsome face

[–]johnrauda 1 point2 points ago

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photo bombed by my room mate. http://twitpic.com/sunx3

me in the front

[–]auveeb 0 points1 point ago

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HAH

[–]rgaino 1 point2 points ago

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This is me, floating in the air.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/rgaino/3580796964/

No photoshop except for a bit of color correction, I swear. I just jumped.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This picture shows the wonders of properly framing a photo.

[–]theroyalwe 1 point2 points ago

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Imma superhero

My abilities are being able to withstand sub-zero temperatures and over-vamping photos.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Is that a necklace or scarification?

[–]theroyalwe 1 point2 points ago

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Birthmark. It's the source of my superpowers.

[–]omar91 1 point2 points ago

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Nice try F.B.I.

[–]Kixie 1 point2 points ago

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My secondary halloween costume was as a teenage degenerate. This isn't a terrific picture, but it mostly looks like me, and is the most recent one I have.

[–][deleted] ago

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[deleted]

[–]rogerssucks -1 points0 points ago

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Niceee.

[–]General_Lee 1 point2 points ago*

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Link.

Edit: Crap, wrong photo. I'll get an actual photo of me later tonight when I get home. For now, this will suffice.

[–]funkymatt 1 point2 points ago

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http://imgur.com/CuA77.jpg

a couple years ago, at the beginning of "Moustache March"

[–]Pylonius 1 point2 points ago

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BLAM!! http://imgur.com/ZxiMA.jpg

*I am not Wesley Willis.

[–]wiltedbouquet 1 point2 points ago

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One of my faces looks like raep; the other, despair.

[–]IthinktherforeIthink[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I was looking at redditgifts and saw many faces, it really just interested me

[–]Gozdilla 0 points1 point ago

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Two times before in about a week and a half. I'll link you to my response which links to my first response. Of course, there is a newish one in this one.

Dun look at me.

[–]Aksama 0 points1 point ago

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Ovals, circles, shit... a square, not again...

[–]atlanticblue 0 points1 point ago

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O__O

[–]o__0 1 point2 points ago

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Yes?

[–]ohgodgavin 0 points1 point ago

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Oh does my youth shine through as I pose : http://imgur.com/delete/ipOR1bRcBL

Ignore the blank walls behind me, I'm currently too poor to buy decent posters or print off my own :(

[–]sambojomo 0 points1 point ago

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Me at my friends holiday party last Saturday

[–]omicron8 -1 points0 points ago

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My faeces looks like shit. Oh wait... my face too.

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