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You have been sentenced to death. Famous last words? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 1 year ago by coldcuts
[–]Hubso 121 points122 points123 points 1 year ago
I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.
[–]workacct1000 29 points30 points31 points 1 year ago
Thomas J. Grasso
[–]C_IsForCookie 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
Shit, you weren't kidding. I thought it was a joke...
[–]MrTulip 92 points93 points94 points 1 year ago
tell my wife i said..hello.
[–]zeppelin_one 20 points21 points22 points 1 year ago
Tell my wife I love her.
[–]sean36 35 points36 points37 points 1 year ago
What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
[–]naikrovek 28 points29 points30 points 1 year ago
Sir! It's the beige alert!
[–]sli 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
With enemies, you know where you stand! But with neutrals...
[–]Shizzo 557 points558 points559 points 1 year ago
After I'm dead, I want my ashes to be mixed with my wife's chilli so I can tear that ass up one more time.
[–]birthday-skeleton 275 points276 points277 points 1 year ago
THIS CONTRACT IS SEALED
[–]imstuckonatrain 24 points25 points26 points 1 year ago
And the Novelty Account of the Year award goes to...
birthday-skeleton!!
applause
[–]The-Jerk 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago*
I'm afraid I have NO IDEA what this novelty account means.
edit: Yo.......... thanks.
[–]imstuckonatrain 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago
http://imgur.com/niUtO.jpg
It was on reddit maybe a month or two ago? Personally it's one of my favorites.
[–]ecko3r1 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
is that kid's hair supposed to double as a ruler?
[–][deleted] 27 points28 points29 points 1 year ago
Obligatory
[–]warnerrr 42 points43 points44 points 1 year ago
Ahem
[–]bechus 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
Made you eat your parents, nanananananah!
[–]dick122 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
Happy birthday!
[–]Shizzo 24 points25 points26 points 1 year ago
Thanks.
I've been sentenced to death on my Reddit Birthday....
[–]E_lucas 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
...suh-prize...
[–]jooze 109 points110 points111 points 1 year ago
Fuck it, we'll do it live.
[–]sviddle 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I'll write it and we'll do it live...this fucking thing sucks!
[–]Aperture_Kubi 100 points101 points102 points 1 year ago
Executioner: Any last words?
Me: Yes, just three.
Executioner: . . .
[–]PhilxBefore 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
Self-referential sentence?
[–]Aperture_Kubi 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
Whitest Kids U Know sketch reference.
[–]Ijustdoeyes 208 points209 points210 points 1 year ago
About to be executed AMA.
[–][deleted] 70 points71 points72 points 1 year ago
Proof!!? Citation!!?? TROLL!!!!
[–]bechus 97 points98 points99 points 1 year ago
Paw Paw?
[–]freehat 22 points23 points24 points 1 year ago
Why are you EVERYWHERE?
[–]sweetlurker 27 points28 points29 points 1 year ago
For reddit so loved the internet, as to give its only begotten Son; that whosoever upvoteth him, may not perish, but may have karma everlasting.
[–]bechus 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
magic.
[–]arcelios 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
Pics or it didn't happen.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
Lethal injection by mayonnaise?
[–]jooze 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago
Can we get a gold star on this?
[–]Just_Dude 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
I won't comment until we can verify your corpse.
[–]redditisforsheep 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
They see me trollin'...
[–]wristcontrol 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I'm baitin'...
[–]chinaberry 43 points44 points45 points 1 year ago
I'm scared Dave, will I dream?
[–]M_Me_Meteo 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
Daisy...daissyy....giiivvveeee meeee yyyooouuurrr aaaannnssswwweeeerrrr trrrruuueeee.
[–]Naberius 92 points93 points94 points 1 year ago
Why haven't I leaped yet, Al?
[–]planetmatt 39 points40 points41 points 1 year ago
Ziggy says there's a 100% probability that you are insane and both he and I are a figment of your fucked mind and you will die.
[–]mockindignant 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
Oh boy.
[–]bwbeer 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Duh duh dun dun da do da!
[–]cdigioia 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Dun dun dun dunnna dun! Dooh-weeh-oh.
[–]mrkenneh 76 points77 points78 points 1 year ago
Tim Minchin:
"Who's the world going to revolve around now?"
[–]hackysack 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
The fat dude.
[–]shanem222 35 points36 points37 points 1 year ago
Gabe Newell.
[–][deleted] 32 points33 points34 points 1 year ago
GODDAMNIT MAN, I WANT TO PLAY HALF LIFE.
[–]naikrovek 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
so play it. if you mean episode 3, THEN I AGREE WITH YOU GODDAMNIT.
[–]Stanitarium 35 points36 points37 points 1 year ago
So long and thanks for all the fish.
[–]The_Duchess 105 points106 points107 points 1 year ago
Times up, let's do this! LEROOOOOOOOY JJJJENKINS!
[–]flarkenhoffy 42 points43 points44 points 1 year ago
God dammit, Leroy.
[–]jcoe 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago
Atleast he has chicken.
[–]wbeavis 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
At least you've got chicken.
[–]waffleninja 99 points100 points101 points 1 year ago
I drank what?
-Socrates
[–]werealldoodshey 24 points25 points26 points 1 year ago
"i need this parade like a need a hole in the head" -JFK
[–]blix797 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
"This play is so boring, would somebody PLEASE shoot me" -Abraham Lincoln
[–]jooze 123 points124 points125 points 1 year ago
And I would've gotten away with it too, it if weren't for you meddling kids!
[–]interspecies 168 points169 points170 points 1 year ago
Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine...
[–]mockindignant 90 points91 points92 points 1 year ago
Oh, I'm afraid this chair is quite operational...
[–]Radar20 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
Thanks, my boss heard me laugh at work.
[–]deusnefum 21 points22 points23 points 1 year ago
No! Don't let your boss know you're still capable of laughter. They'll find out your soul is not entirely crushed and will have to send you to a corporate wellness class to drive out the last bits of sanity and humanity left in you.
[–]dfritter4 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
Yeeeeaaaahh, I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday.
[–]keeganFG 24 points25 points26 points 1 year ago
haha what is this from?
[–]VapidStatementsAhead 27 points28 points29 points 1 year ago
Weekend at Bernie's 2: Electric Boogaloo
[–][deleted] 26 points27 points28 points 1 year ago
Milo and Otis
[–]elbekko 18 points19 points20 points 1 year ago
Teletubbies.
[–]lordofthederps 57 points58 points59 points 1 year ago
The Matrix.
[–]the04dude 33 points34 points35 points 1 year ago
Debbie does Dallas
[–]jim258kelly 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago
Pretty sure it's either Angels in the Outfield or Field of Dreams, I always get those two mixed up.
[–]turchenko 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
Backdoor Sluts 9
[–]ghostchamber 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
It's something Barbara Walters said in an interview with Frank Sinatra when he became aggressive.
[–]Epistaxis 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
Star Trek
[–]xutopia 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Lord of the rings.
[–]jardeon 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
Glenn Close said it in Hook
[–]to0muchfreetime 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
I should downvote you for your ignorance...
But this is so stupid it needs to be seen. Upvote.
[–]keeganFG 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
:( You insulted me and gave me an upvote? So many conflicting emotions.
[–]DeaconBlues 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!
[–]shipshipship 174 points175 points176 points 1 year ago
Consequences will never be the same.
[–]TuctDape 74 points75 points76 points 1 year ago
You dun goofed
[–]ani625 40 points41 points42 points 1 year ago
I BACKTRACED IT
[–]Liberty_Prime 18 points19 points20 points 1 year ago
YOUVE BEEN REPORTED TO THE CYBER POLICE
[–]IdesOfMarch 29 points30 points31 points 1 year ago
Either that wallpaper goes, or I do. (to quote Mr. Wilde)
[–]nogutsnoglory 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
He was also reported to have ordered a bottle of the hotel's most expensive champagne to later say: I am dying beyond my means.
(Wikipedia: Famous last words)
[–]perfectheat 28 points29 points30 points 1 year ago
Unquote.
[–]Learz 52 points53 points54 points 1 year ago
I commend my soul to any god that can find it.
[–]thesavagemonk 113 points114 points115 points 1 year ago
My only regret is that I have Boneitis!
[–]Libertarian-Centrist 22 points23 points24 points 1 year ago
Every time I see the commercials for Boniva all I can think is that it sounds like a cure for boneitis.
[–]Illadelphian 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
That's a funny name for a horrible disease.
[–]cloudpants 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
[–]bennjammin 22 points23 points24 points 1 year ago
With my last breath I curse Zoidberg!
[–]puffybaba 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
Hurray! Somebody mentioned me!
/Zoidberg
[–]bennjammin 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
My doctorate is in art history!
-Zoidberg
[–]hoptomyschool 22 points23 points24 points 1 year ago
On a more serious note. Actual last statements from death row inmates from Texas.
http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/executedoffenders.htm
[–]thenumberZED 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Some of these are beautiful last statements. "They are the abstract and brief chronicles of the time: after your death you were better have a bad epitaph than their ill report while you live."
[–]fstorino 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Yeah. The only statement I want to make is that I am an innocent man - convicted of a crime I did not commit. I have been persecuted for 12 years for something I did not do. From God's dust I came and to dust I will return - so the earth shall become my throne. I gotta go, road dog. I love you Gabby. [Remaining portion of statement omitted due to profanity.]
Cameron Todd Willingham's statement makes me really really sad/mad.
[–]Wallaedes 39 points40 points41 points 1 year ago
Beam me up Scotty. ... Scotty?
[–][deleted] 69 points70 points71 points 1 year ago
I've been holdin in my urge to poop for a week. Good luck on the clean up, Uncle Fuckas! ...peace out?
[–]reiduh 17 points18 points19 points 1 year ago
Oh, he made a poop joke.
A CLEAN POOP JOKE
but messy
[–]mrmonopoly25 132 points133 points134 points 1 year ago
Respawn in 5...4...3...2...1
[–]bechus 258 points259 points260 points 1 year ago
Abortion doctors = spawn campers
[–]PoliteIndecency 63 points64 points65 points 1 year ago
You have to spawn first before you can be fragged.
[–]emkat 87 points88 points89 points 1 year ago
Now we're getting to the whole spawning at conception debate.
[–]Nexxxeh 23 points24 points25 points 1 year ago
Jesus saves, Pagans respawn.
[–]Pwnscone 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago
Voltaire - on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan - Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
[–]Wallaedes 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
The Aristocrats!
[–]cavsie 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
How bout this for a headline in tomorrow's paper? French fries!
[–]joshak 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
chmod a-x
[–]avapoet 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
sudo chmod a-x
FTFY. I doubt you have permission otherwise.
[–]TheCoelacanth 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
As long as he owns himself he does.
[–]HunterIrked 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
I knew I made a bad decision selling my soul to the devil...
[–]jorsiem 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
Idk about mine but my favorite from real life are from Serial killer Carl Panzram. His last words were reportedly, "Hurry it up, you Hoosier bastard! I could kill 10 men while you're fucking around!"
[–]VerySpecialK 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
I like turtles
[–]squirtlesquirtle 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
they can't execute Jonathan the Zombie, he's already dead!
[–]sir_elric 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
More weight.
[–][deleted] 1 year ago
[deleted]
[–]reahidru 37 points38 points39 points 1 year ago
Sadly the executioner is not me, but he can smell like me if he stops bathing and wears a dirty orange jumpsuit.
Look down now back up. Where am I? I've escaped to that place you don't know about.
Look again. Your guns are now diamonds!
[–]blix797 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
I'm in a chair.
[–]Wonderfat 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
These straps are now diamonds, I'm on a horse.
And then you would ride away to freedom.
[–]TheOneGaffer 76 points77 points78 points 1 year ago
"YOU KNOW WHAT? pointing to individuals FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, YOU'RE ACTUALLY ALRIGHT, AND MOST OF ALL, FUCK YOU. I'M OUT, BITCHES."
[–]MoosePilot 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
They killed Killer B!!!!
[–]atworkaccount 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
I wish I spent more time at the office.
[–]trustmeep 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Appropriate. Now get back to work.
[–]jooze 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[–]NonsensicalAnalogy 225 points226 points227 points 1 year ago
This is like fucking a carebear in the ear and not understanding fondue.
[–]userx9 284 points285 points286 points 1 year ago
Ctrl+f "fucking a carebear in the ear" -> upvote.
[–]ApathyJacks 116 points117 points118 points 1 year ago
Wait.
What.
[–]punzada 25 points26 points27 points 1 year ago
I can just imagine a mind that actually goes through this, "one day, one day someone else will post about fucking a carebear in the ear ... oh ... oh my, YES YES YES!"
[–]Deep-Thought 19 points20 points21 points 1 year ago
you get me every fucking time!
[–]ParadoxicalPegasi 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
Usually, there's a lot of other stuff to read through before you actually hit the analogy. This time I didn't even have a chance :(.
[–]reid5425 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
One of the first times I've read the username before reading the comment...it was a good choice
[–]Kitanax 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
Death is but a doorway. Time is but a window. I'll be back.
[–]CarlWearsPrada 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do and FREAK OUT. I just wanna know. Who's comin with me?
[–][deleted] 42 points43 points44 points 1 year ago
Thou shalt not kill.
[–]travisklein 76 points77 points78 points 1 year ago
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
[–]goldencat 20 points21 points22 points 1 year ago
See you in another life, brotha!
[–]Stanley_Goodspeed 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
WAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Michaer!
(Jin)
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
"Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"
[–]February12 31 points32 points33 points 1 year ago
Forgive them, father; they know not what they do.
[–]epicgeek 18 points19 points20 points 1 year ago
(infront of firing squad)
Gimme your best shot.
(if able to speak after being shot)
You call that an execution!?
[–]trustmeep 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
You'd be better off singing some Pat Benatar .
[–]LurkingGrue 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
Get in close, you don’t want to miss. It’ll look bad on your report!
—Woody Allen, Love and Death
[–]mingdamirthless 17 points18 points19 points 1 year ago
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I DID!?
[–]capriceragtop 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
"I shall tell you a great secret my friend. Do not wait for the last judgement, it takes place every day." - Camus
"To the well-organised mind, death is but the next great adventure." - Dumbledore
"We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us." - Bukowski
"I wouldn't mind dying in a plane crash. It'd be a good way to go. I don't want to die in my sleep, or of old age, or OD... I want to feel what it's like. I want to taste it, hear it, smell it. Death is only going to happen to you once; I don't want to miss it. " - Jim Morrison
My buddy and I have a pact wherein, should one us lay dying, we'll be by their side so that their last words can be, "the secret is safe." And the rest of his family and friends will be left wondering: what secret?
[–]finerrecliner 41 points42 points43 points 1 year ago
I did it for the lulz.
[–]mockindignant 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
requisite pic
[–]ScampAndFries 35 points36 points37 points 1 year ago
Bruce Willis was a ghost, the girlfriend's head was in the box at the end of Se7en, and he killed his wife in Memento! Fuck you all!
[–]razer6 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
wow wow wow, I watched memento 3 times and I never saw he killed his wife. What the fuck are you talking about?
[–]generalwinter 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago
Lenny explains it - his story about Sammy Jankiss is actually him. Sammy was just a con man who he caught; it was actually HIS wife who had diabetes, and he eventually overdosed her by accident when she tested his memory loss.
[–]bobest 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
goddam it!
[–]Bouda 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
I pooped somewhere and I'm not telling you!
[–]demised 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
Wow, this kool-aid tastes great
[–]fbdysurfer 23 points24 points25 points 1 year ago
Stay thirsty may friends!
[–]Emerson3381 23 points24 points25 points 1 year ago
FREEEEEEEDOMMMM!!!!
[–]harriettubman 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago
"You should just fucking smile and BLOW ME!"
What I like about your account is how you quote your namesake.
[–]SmartiePuff 24 points25 points26 points 1 year ago
Goodbye losers whom I've always hated!
[–]Morbo 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
LOUDER AND SADDER!
[–]Rossoneri 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
I don't always die, but when I do, I prefer capital punishment.
[–]thernkworks 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt.
[–]stoicme 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
good luck finding the bomb ;D
[–]bechus 19 points20 points21 points 1 year ago
All right, all right! I did it, and I hid the millions of dollars in the
bzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(that was me in the electric chair, if you didn't catch that part!)
[–]jooze 44 points45 points46 points 1 year ago
thought it was a vu.. eh, fuck it.
[–]freedomischaos 17 points18 points19 points 1 year ago
Luckily for us, cruel and unusual punishment is banned.
[–]aweb31 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
Unless you're a soccer player.
[–]pz4 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
In a moment, I will be dead. But you, my dear, are ugly. In in the monring, I will be....Oh wait...what?
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
Fuck this shit, I'm going to space.
[–]lolinyerface 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
I only regret that I have wasted my last words with this regret.
[–]mcren 19 points20 points21 points 1 year ago
Da ambalamps... Bring dem.
[–]Vee_Vee 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
One of the following:
1) Does anyone have a dollar they can lend me? 2) You know...I can't stand XKCD. 3) Number one...engage. 4) Freedom of religion should protect ritual sacrifice! 5) Oh, my Facebook password is capital s, lowercase e-r-i-a-l-k-....[dies] 6) Fuck you later!
[–]mastabojangles 19 points20 points21 points 1 year ago
FUCK THE POLICE!
[–]The_Messen9er 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago
At least this time I didn't get nailed to a cross...
[–]jmcstar 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Make sure and wink after saying this too
[–]nathanaz 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
I coulda been a contender
[–]MrSpaceYeti 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
I think this is completely unfair; I am the victim of a hypothetical thought experiment. This is an arbitrary murder.
[–]cweaver 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
To paraphrase asofterworld:
"Say what you want. We are all going to die. At least I deserve it."
[–]kubrick-crazy-stare 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
"I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'"
[–]Nexlon 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Bu I poop from there!
[–]vbl 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
I don't always die, but when I do, I prefer lethal injection.
[–]washer 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Fear my bulletproof coccyx!
[–]docotis 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
[–]doppleganger2621 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
I would just try and shit my pants BEFORE I died.
[–]pHreaksYcle 25 points26 points27 points 1 year ago
That's the stupidest quote ever.
[–]SpankmasterS 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight.
[–]threeminus 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
"Seriously. Gimme a handjob."
[–]deviantgent 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I wasn't actually expecting to die...
[–]jboy55 17 points18 points19 points 1 year ago*
Sorry, no one will ever be able to beat, Frederick Charles Wood, the last man to die at Sing Sing. He won at the last words game.
'When he entered the execution chamber at Sing Sing and was asked for his last words, he smiled and said, "Gentlemen, observe closely as you witness the effect of electricity on Wood."'
http://books.google.com/books?id=qlHIy7GAJ1AC&pg=PA240&lpg=PA240&dq=%22effect+of+electricity+on+wood%22&source=bl&ots=dDMy-GTFSd&sig=PieWzW9frUesBOITtIcHI_jfau0&hl=en&ei=1IFATP2fFZO6sQPTto2TDQ&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=1&ved=0CBIQ6AEwAA#v=onepage&q=%22effect%20of%20electricity%20on%20wood%22&f=false
[–]Ozwaldo 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
what? how are those the best last words ever? because his last name is wood and he's making a play on words that isn't all that clever or relevant anyway?
[–]awood310 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
I think its very clever ಠ_ಠ
[–]stumonji 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
You wood!
[–]newsun 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
"Hey y'all, watch this!"
[–]vajav 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
BBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
[–]DoctorDeath 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
End Program....
[–]Duc_de_Nevers 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
1) Look at reflective surface with confused expression. 2) "Oh, boy…"
[–]loopscadoop 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
So it goes
[–]feigndad 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Fuck your canoe.
[–]DigitalHubris 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
It's opposite day
[–]IOIOOIIOIO 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
"Not again!"
[–]widestangle 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
So it goes....
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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