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What's the best non-sexual sensation ever? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 8 months ago by am_i_gonna_die
My top 2: -Peeing after feeling like you're about to explode -Lying down on cold sheets with a blanket over you
[–]blunted 333 points334 points335 points 8 months ago
lying in bed listening to heavy rain on the roof
[–]greenprotractor 885 points886 points887 points 8 months ago*
Sitting down after being on your feet all day
[–]HardlyWorkingDotOrg 366 points367 points368 points 8 months ago
Standing up and stretching after sitting on your ass all day.
[–]AlieBabba 153 points154 points155 points 8 months ago
as a nursing student with 12 hour clinicals, I concur.
[–]lolzergimba 158 points159 points160 points 8 months ago
Inserting a usb device the right way, the first time.
[–]primavera133 41 points42 points43 points 8 months ago
Wouldn't know, never experienced that
[–]navaer 860 points861 points862 points 8 months ago
Burying yourself in hot laundry fresh from the dryer.
[–]justwtf 368 points369 points370 points 8 months ago
until you hit the zipper..
[–]meteda1080 173 points174 points175 points 8 months ago
IT BURNS US!
[–]zapho300 518 points519 points520 points 8 months ago
You are definitely a kitten........
[–]Dirty-DjAngo 103 points104 points105 points 8 months ago
do you see me jumping around all nimbly bimbly?
[–]daaaaabearsjew 1016 points1017 points1018 points 8 months ago
when you finally get rid of that thing stuck in your teeth
[–]OGB 545 points546 points547 points 8 months ago
Yes, and similarly when your nose is so full that you can barely breath through it and you pick/blow it clean, particularly if you pull a booger out that's so long it feels like it came out of your brain.
[–]duquesne 211 points212 points213 points 8 months ago
Earwax. It's always a personal triumph to me when I extract a very large piece.
[–]still-a-miner 1426 points1427 points1428 points 8 months ago*
When you're congested as fuck and then suddenly your nostrils open up
EDIT: i made the news, thnx reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/kv7o6/so_reddit_made_the_news_today/
[–]buttonnz 466 points467 points468 points 8 months ago
Block ear too. and that finally opens.
[–]edude03 692 points693 points694 points 8 months ago
That feeling when the bubble of water in your ear pops and warm water comes flowing out.
[–]Xarvas 71 points72 points73 points 8 months ago
For some time I thought it was the greatest feeling possible.
Then I discovered masturbation.
[–]Firefox64 49 points50 points51 points 8 months ago
don't worry, soon you will discover sex
[–][deleted] 23 points24 points25 points 8 months ago
Followed by the worst emotional pain you've ever experienced.
[–]iamtheparty 185 points186 points187 points 8 months ago
Agreed. When you've been lying in bed unable to sleep because it feels like someone packed your sinuses with cement and then all of a sudden it clears with that tingly feeling. So good.
[–]meepit 741 points742 points743 points 8 months ago
Getting into my bed after I've washed my sheets and made it.
[–]HyeR 407 points408 points409 points 8 months ago
Add taking a shower right before hand. Sooo clean and refreshing.
[–]mangarooboo 307 points308 points309 points 8 months ago
Bonus points, if applicable: shaved legs.
[–]Frdwrd 277 points278 points279 points 8 months ago
By "if applicable" do you mean "if you have legs?"
[–]eyesdown 30 points31 points32 points 8 months ago
OH GOD YES.
[–]ShufflinEveryday 858 points859 points860 points 8 months ago
That moment right before your favorite part in the song then that spastic motion you do afterwards.
[–]OoogaOoogaYoink 168 points169 points170 points 8 months ago
Or like the scene right before your favorite scene in your favorite movie.
[–]Cajass 445 points446 points447 points 8 months ago
A really good eye rub.
[–]Forever_Bored 580 points581 points582 points 8 months ago
going over a hill really fast in a car and your stomach does a love woooOOOP lol hard to describe it,.
[–]54321_fap 23 points24 points25 points 8 months ago
I feel it more in my crotchal region first and then it kinda spreads through my body a bit. I call it The Tingle. It is a truly fabulous feeling. Do the ladies get that?
[–]JesusCrisco 177 points178 points179 points 8 months ago
The 'Oh man, I REALLY like you' butterflies...
[–]IF_CKNERDS 30 points31 points32 points 8 months ago
Thats the best feeling in the world, until you realize they're really NOT as into as you are them. That's the shittiest feeling in the world.
[–][deleted] 1250 points1251 points1252 points 8 months ago
Getting goosebumps from music.
[–]wtfno 252 points253 points254 points 8 months ago
That's called Frisson. Seek at http://www.reddit.com/r/Frisson
[–]jaminscript 140 points141 points142 points 8 months ago
It's called Musical Frisson.
[–][deleted] 1288 points1289 points1290 points 8 months ago
Taking a big poo that slides out with only a little resistance, and that "vacated bowels" feeling you get after.
[–]kindaconfused 520 points521 points522 points 8 months ago
The feeling that you just shit out your liver?
[–][deleted] 1322 points1323 points1324 points 8 months ago
Yup. Even better is when you get the dry wipe as well. I feel like I could conquer the world after a big dry wipe poo, but after a wet wipe that takes half the roll I feel sort of degraded and just want to eat a bag of seeds and then go to sleep until tomorrow begins, when I can have a go at a dry wipe again.
The best is when it's big, dry and comes out in one go and it sounds like you are loading and firing a canon ball and for a moment you feel like you don't need to flush because it landed with such force it sounded like it propelled into the sewer of its own inertia.
[–]haeri 561 points562 points563 points 8 months ago
I feel like I should be disgusted, but my mind tells me that this is one of the most beautiful things I've ever read.
[–]jaminscript 459 points460 points461 points 8 months ago
Good god
[–]mifune_toshiro 304 points305 points306 points 8 months ago
Dry wipe = FLAWLESS VICTORY
[–]TheodorTerrible 138 points139 points140 points 8 months ago
Where ist the guy that reads comments out loud?!
[–]GroverCleaveland 38 points39 points40 points 8 months ago
I'll do it.
http://vocaroo.com/?media=ve6CsZ3fIKvmQWup9
[–]NUTlovingBANDIT 853 points854 points855 points 8 months ago
Lying in the pool and smacking your arms down in the water to create a rush of tiny bubbles underneath you that envelope your entire body for a few seconds.
[–]Cajass 256 points257 points258 points 8 months ago
fizzzzzzzzzzz
[–]ifyoulovejesus 128 points129 points130 points 8 months ago
they go up your buttcrack. fizzzzzzzzzzz
[–]sryguys 629 points630 points631 points 8 months ago
Taking off your snowboard/ski boots after a day of riding. Fucking bliss.
[–]rspeed 69 points70 points71 points 8 months ago
Taking off ski boots…
Then taking off your socks…
Then putting new socks on and putting on your shoes.
Back-to-back bliss.
[–]TranceAddictFoX 150 points151 points152 points 8 months ago
Hell yes! I'm also going to add: The first run of the season.
[–]3lain3 1560 points1561 points1562 points 8 months ago
The feeling when you first wake up but don't have to get out of bed yet.
[–]kukamunga 1361 points1362 points1363 points 8 months ago
The feeling when you first wake up, think you have to get out of bed, but then realize you don't.
[–]Aadarm 1171 points1172 points1173 points 8 months ago
Having my hair played with/petted.
[–][deleted] 831 points832 points833 points 8 months ago
You're a kitten, aren't you?
[–]bmosky 350 points351 points352 points 8 months ago
NO!..... Yes.
[–]Rigurun 366 points367 points368 points 8 months ago
Relevant
[–]Skoodiddle 198 points199 points200 points 8 months ago
This is disqualified though because the sensation is undeniably sexual.
[–]Karl_Marx_ 82 points83 points84 points 8 months ago
Lies, did your mother not do this when you were young? Maybe a grandmother. It is completely comforting and non-sexual.
[–]Skoodiddle 367 points368 points369 points 8 months ago
All I'm gonna say is that I've had some pretty weird boners in my life.
[–]Spazzin 20 points21 points22 points 8 months ago
After I started shaving my hair to a 1/4 inch long, everybody always wants to pet it because it feels fuzzy... It feels like my brain is orgasm'ing everytime.
[–]mezofoprezo 20 points21 points22 points 8 months ago
When I get drunk at parties, I basically whore out my hands for this exact activity. Nothing sexual or anything. When I'm sober I'm usually always engaging my hands in some sort of activity (typing, knitting, writting, etc) that are too difficult for drunk fingers but my drunk fingers still want to move. I really like being some crazy superhero of rubbing to the lonely drunk people of the night - I cold open by asking a random person "do you mind if I rub your head? I promise you'll like it" and it goes from there. And they will like it, I know what I'm doing. Head rubbing is all about slow firm strokes alternating between using the pads of your fingers and using your nails. Never fast, and use both hands in symmetry if you can. Also, focusing on the skull but then taking a meander down to the collarbone and chest area is a surefire tingle starter. Once people see the ecstasy-coma that I've submitted my first victim to, they all line up. It kinda makes me feel like a goddess.
[–]UCutie 751 points752 points753 points 8 months ago
Turning your pillow to the cold side
[–]Freakears 158 points159 points160 points 8 months ago
Taking a nice, hot shower after being out in the rain and getting soaked.
[–]SupaTy 478 points479 points480 points 8 months ago
Getting my head scratched/massaged by someone else. Orgasmic!
[–]OLD_JAMON 223 points224 points225 points 8 months ago
That's cheating. NO ORGASMS ALLOWED.
[–][deleted] 545 points546 points547 points 8 months ago
Shaved legs rubbing against new bed sheets. Hands down.
[–]Bri3193 189 points190 points191 points 8 months ago
As a guy, i am curious.
[–]Jugemu 227 points228 points229 points 8 months ago
As a guy who has tried it, I can confirm that it is a pretty great feeling, BUT ONLY FOR THE FIRST NIGHT! After that it is itchy and awful, so don't do it.
[–][deleted] 76 points77 points78 points 8 months ago
hell yes- after that i turned into a porcupine with a thousand little razor blades sticking out. oh god the memories. I need a support group.
[–]Akseba 220 points221 points222 points 8 months ago
Welcome to our world.
Signed,
Women everywhere.
[–][deleted] 1006 points1007 points1008 points 8 months ago
Dipping your hand into a deep bag of uncooked rice.
[–]lisa-needs-braces 815 points816 points817 points 8 months ago
Reminded me of this one: dangling a cool metal chain over your hand and slowly lowering it down so it collects in your palm
[–]cuentanueva 201 points202 points203 points 8 months ago
Relevant Amelie scene
[–]kukamunga 34 points35 points36 points 8 months ago
or dried beans
[–]nicklikesmilk 46 points47 points48 points 8 months ago
Or plastic material. I work at a plastics and rubber molding factory and the material comes in little pellets that I could play in forever.
edit: picture
[–]bunkallion 99 points100 points101 points 8 months ago
OOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo
[–]WhatIsThisWizardry 175 points176 points177 points 8 months ago
[–]BruceWillickers 277 points278 points279 points 8 months ago
Releasing a massive fart after holding them in during a long class.
[–]jaminscript 57 points58 points59 points 8 months ago
Mine usually retract and stretch my guts out like a fucking balloon ready to pop.
[–]Just_Add_Bacon 787 points788 points789 points 8 months ago
A shower beer. I highly recommend it if you haven't tried it.
[–]balchynz 966 points967 points968 points 8 months ago
I call those bowers.
When you masturbate while having a shower beer, that's a Jack Bauer
[–][deleted] 8 months ago
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[–]claymore_kitten 27 points28 points29 points 8 months ago
DAMNIT CHLOE
[–]captchaking 81 points82 points83 points 8 months ago
or step it up to shower shotguns
[–]farellth 131 points132 points133 points 8 months ago
Don't play with guns in the shower.
[–]fishyman 251 points252 points253 points 8 months ago
That's funny...it's my favorite shooting range.
[–]cafe_bustello 1258 points1259 points1260 points 8 months ago
Getting my hair shampooed at a salon.
Sweet Jesus
[–]HeavensToMurgittroyd 122 points123 points124 points 8 months ago
This is non-sexual? ...someone's going to the wrong salon
[–]kukamunga 174 points175 points176 points 8 months ago
yum, sweet Jesus
[–]crinos666 634 points635 points636 points 8 months ago*
I prefer a savoury Jesus. Dipped in barbecue sauce.
EDIT: Help guys! Some Christians are downvoting me because I suggested eating Jesus... I mean, they started it...
[–]oreography 200 points201 points202 points 8 months ago
TIL Jesus = Chicken Wings
[–]noisynora 577 points578 points579 points 8 months ago
Pulling the protective plastic covers off new electronics and such.
[–]Say_fuzzy_pickles 201 points202 points203 points 8 months ago
So you've seen this, right?
[–]ChickenOfDoom 97 points98 points99 points 8 months ago
If someone were to masturbate to that I wouldn't judge them at all
[–]kevth 92 points93 points94 points 8 months ago
In 2006 we had house fire which my youngest kids and wife barley made it out (I was at work). Later that night we were in a hotel room and I sat in a chair listening to my kids and my wife snore.
It was the best sounds I ever heard..
[–]thatgirl153 342 points343 points344 points 8 months ago
The first 30 seconds of the hot tub. It's so fucking hot but feels so fucking good!!
[–]mrmeshshorts 699 points700 points701 points 8 months ago
scratching your asshole when it REALLY itches. Come on, you know it.
[–]rodgerdodger2 711 points712 points713 points 8 months ago
and then smelling your hand
[–]ubuouc 608 points609 points610 points 8 months ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I will not have a piece of your cake.
[–]Tsunderella 67 points68 points69 points 8 months ago
Then the feeling of disappointment in having to wash your hand.
[–]z999 158 points159 points160 points 8 months ago
I can't believe no one said it yet, the smell of a brand new book opened for the first time.
[–]MrsNeilPHarris 1048 points1049 points1050 points 8 months ago
Taking my bra off when I get home from work
[–]versusugly 263 points264 points265 points 8 months ago
Oh god and then scratching my back right under where the bra clasp has been itching against my skin all day, heaven.
[–]davega7 32 points33 points34 points 8 months ago
scratching my back right under where the bra clasp has been itching
This is only rivaled by the underboob scratch, for me.
[–]Doctor_Kitten 17 points18 points19 points 8 months ago
That and pulling the thong out of your ass.
[–]inceptionx 198 points199 points200 points 8 months ago
This is definitely the greatest feeling ever. I always feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders. Oh, wait..
[–]DrBoobDoctor 1227 points1228 points1229 points 8 months ago
As a Doctor, I suggest never wearing a bra.
[–]am_i_gonna_die[S] 652 points653 points654 points 8 months ago
Cue all the forever-aloners going "Hey, taking off your bra is my favorite sensation too!"
[–]McBlurry 753 points754 points755 points 8 months ago
Hey, tak-
oh.
[–]Aww_Shucks 527 points528 points529 points 8 months ago
Hey, taco.
[–]conwyt 80 points81 points82 points 8 months ago
The hot shower.
[–]ChadHundley 513 points514 points515 points 8 months ago
Peeling dried glue off your hand.
[–]king_of_blades 515 points516 points517 points 8 months ago
This photo would be terrifying without context.
[–]colwynmyself 199 points200 points201 points 8 months ago
Still kinda is
[–]BouncedOut 41 points42 points43 points 8 months ago
Kinddddd of similar. When you dip your fingertips into hot candle wax and let it dry, then peel it off! Feels so weird.
[–]TheJellySnake 415 points416 points417 points 8 months ago
For me, one would have to be that first chug of water the morning after a night of hardcore drinking.
[–]jb_ 148 points149 points150 points 8 months ago
Even though that's what my body desperately needs, it usually makes me feel very sick if I'm hung over. If I'm really hung over then drinking water will make me throw up.
[–]marcins 34 points35 points36 points 8 months ago
As much as I hate throwing up, I inevitably feel better after.
[–]onecharmingschmuck 828 points829 points830 points 8 months ago
Putting on a brand new pair of socks.
[–]cash881 216 points217 points218 points 8 months ago
I once posted in askreddit looking for suggestions on what to buy with a Target gift card. Someone suggested a bunch of new socks so I could put on a new pair everyday for weeks. I went for it, and it was incredible. I'm worried my life peaked during those few short weeks.
[–]nicklikesmilk 177 points178 points179 points 8 months ago
Last time I wore new socks, I noticed I was in a considerably good mood, even though my day at work was boring as hell.
[–]StErLiNgR 204 points205 points206 points 8 months ago
The first thing I'm gonna do when I become crazy rich is make sure I have a brand new pair of socks every day...
[–]southdetroit 332 points333 points334 points 8 months ago
Then you can sell them on ebay for a fortune!
[–]nicklikesmilk 28 points29 points30 points 8 months ago
I honestly have considered it, a new pair of socks costs roughly $1...I can afford $1 per day, and I'm low income
[–]arbitraryentry 140 points141 points142 points 8 months ago
I've done a fair number of drugs. Opiates, amphetamines, benzodiazepines... nothing compares to new socks.
Nothing.
[–]badjoke33 83 points84 points85 points 8 months ago
And then sliding around on hardwood floors.
[–]TimesWasting 246 points247 points248 points 8 months ago
Being really sore from yesterday's gym workout, being really tired from today's workout, and getting under the covers in your warm bed in winter time
[–]Gladiateher 105 points106 points107 points 8 months ago
Sometimes I crack the window a little to make my room cooler so it'll be better when i get in bed.
[–]Crosie 36 points37 points38 points 8 months ago
Also, putting soft, comfy pants on after just shaving my legs.
[–]zhyk 76 points77 points78 points 8 months ago
The first stretch of the day. Specially when you stretch out your toes.
[–]choddos 718 points719 points720 points 8 months ago
Opening a book to the correct page on the first try
[–]zieps 685 points686 points687 points 8 months ago
Twirling a q-tip in your ear right after a shower.
[–]ti-83plus 326 points327 points328 points 8 months ago
my boyfriend refuses to do this for me, some lame excuse about poking out my eardrums...funny how he doesnt worry the same about my ovaries.
[–]Fidellio 964 points965 points966 points 8 months ago
Why is he putting q-tips in your vagina?
[–]aimeerolu 319 points320 points321 points 8 months ago
Wait...why do you need him to do this for you?
[–]Lockski 185 points186 points187 points 8 months ago
Running your fingertips along your scalp if you have long hair. I like it.
[–]supreme_mugwump 111 points112 points113 points 8 months ago
Sweet Jesus, when someone does this to me I get all paralyzed with pleasure like a kitten being picked up by the scruff of its neck. Sooo good.
[–]cuzin 19 points20 points21 points 8 months ago
a la the orgasmatron
[–]bunkallion 130 points131 points132 points 8 months ago
-edit- Having your girlfriend run her fingertips along your scalp.
[–]freezway 286 points287 points288 points 8 months ago
Riding a bike down a super steep hill (40+mi/h)
[–]wickedwagon 100 points101 points102 points 8 months ago
Passing cars makes it even better.
[–]cubslover94 859 points860 points861 points 8 months ago
Piss-shivers
[–]bigolpete 75 points76 points77 points 8 months ago
I got the shivers just reading this..
[–]adidabiking 180 points181 points182 points 8 months ago
did you piss your pants
[–]malei06 203 points204 points205 points 8 months ago
Girls get them too in case anyone's wondering ;)
[–]Frankeh 92 points93 points94 points 8 months ago
I was, and thank you.
[–][deleted] 194 points195 points196 points 8 months ago
I've seen this a lot on reddit and apparently I'm the only guy who has never experienced this.
[–]elpistolero7 515 points516 points517 points 8 months ago
Sneezing
[–]Apostrophizer 83 points84 points85 points 8 months ago
Yes. Yes. Yes.
I induce sneezing more often than I'd like to admit.
[–][deleted] 29 points30 points31 points 8 months ago
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later the woman again sneezed, took out a tissue, wiped her nose, and shuddered violently.
Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes had passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As previously, she took a tissue and wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.
Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, ”I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve sneezed three times, wiped your nose, and then shuddered violently. Are you okay?”
”I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.”
The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. I have never heard of that condition before,” he said. “Are you taking anything for it?”
The woman nodded. “Pepper.”
[–]stahlgrau 147 points148 points149 points 8 months ago
laughing.
[–]thinkerthought 208 points209 points210 points 8 months ago
Runners high.
[–]ubiquitous_swag 30 points31 points32 points 8 months ago
Adding to this, when you get your second wind. I could conquer the world!
[–]Aldebaran-Shellmouth 154 points155 points156 points 8 months ago
That moment when the cold water hits your hairline as you duck into an ocean or pool on a really hot day.
[–]dominicaldaze 27 points28 points29 points 8 months ago
worst feeling? when it first hits your nutsack and your whole body clenches up for a second
[–]brittanyhoot 73 points74 points75 points 8 months ago
Leaning backwards over a chair.
Uncontrollable laughter.
Having your head/back scratched.
[–]delti90 251 points252 points253 points 8 months ago
I had this massive infected pimple thing literally on my asshole a few years ago. I went to a doctor, he lanced it and it fucking exploded in a fire of stinky puss shit. The feeling of that was 1000 times better than an orgasm.
As for every day things:
Waking up and not having to get out of bed yet.
[–]sylver_dragon 62 points63 points64 points 8 months ago
I had an abscess on my back just above the left shoulder-blade. Thanks to the wonders of Kaiser Permanente I had seen the doctor twice, waited about a month and was going to have it removed in a week or so. One evening after taking a shower, I reach back and rub my hand on the abscess because it felt funny, I looked at my hand and saw blood; so, I leaned forward and looked at the abscess in the mirror and noticed that it had started leaking, I pushed on it and it erupted like a volcano of blood, puss, and who knows what else. The jet arced over and splattered the mirror, but, I didn't give a damn. It felt like popping the world's biggest pimple, only 10 times better. I spent the next half hour draining it and that wonderful feeling of release just kept coming with every push. Unfortunately, I didn't have the foresight to do this back in the shower; so, I spent the follwoing half hour cleaning the bathroom so that it didn't look like a slaughterhouse. Still, it was worth it.
[–]geak78 17 points18 points19 points 8 months ago
Matt?
[–]delti90 24 points25 points26 points 8 months ago
Nope, but if I met your friend Matt I'm sure we would become the best of friends.
[–]bunburya 142 points143 points144 points 8 months ago
A cold beer at the end of an 11-hour shift.
[–]Godzillaaaaa 24 points25 points26 points 8 months ago
Popping a massive zit that is absolutely ripe for the poppin. You just know by the pain of pressure when you go near it that it's going to be amazing, a mirror-hitter for sure.
[–][deleted] 284 points285 points286 points 8 months ago
The feeling after a bowel movement.
[–]flagabomb 32 points33 points34 points 8 months ago
a "poop high" if you will
[–]spacemanspifftannen 275 points276 points277 points 8 months ago
that feeling you get when your neighbor thinks they see you creeping outside their window as they're trying to fall asleep so they get cold shivers and are really paranoid, but you know that they won't see you because you're actually under their bed and not outside.
[–]headforthehills 78 points79 points80 points 8 months ago
you forgot the part where they get out of bed to check the window after they sum up the courage to finally get up and when they return to their bed assured that no one was ever outside you are there laying in their spot
[–]theultimateusername 98 points99 points100 points 8 months ago
I live in Bahrain which is hot as f*** in the summer (temps go upto 120F easy). At our workplace, and generally most work places, they apparently seem to think the best way to remedy the heat is to put the air conditioning on the coldest setting. Sitting there working for 8 hours in sub-arctic conditions where you feel like you're freezing internally, then stepping out into the 120 degree sun and feeling it thaw you out is pure bliss.
[–]OoogaOoogaYoink 151 points152 points153 points 8 months ago
ASMR... we have our own sub reddit /r/asmr. You can't explain it to someone who can't experience it. Either you can or you can't. It's the most amazing feeling in the world. It's like having an orgasm only it flows up and down your spine and through your head.
[–]BlackDeath1 52 points53 points54 points 8 months ago
WTF THIS HAPPENS TO OTHER PEOPLE?!
[–]A_Huge_Mistake 61 points62 points63 points 8 months ago
There are dozens of us! DOZENS!
[–]bladepsycho 118 points119 points120 points 8 months ago
Riding untracked powder on a snowboard or landing a new trick.
[–]RDandersen 18 points19 points20 points 8 months ago
Bare-feet bubblewrap popping.
[–]parsonskev 16 points17 points18 points 8 months ago
"My code works! Look how neat and well designed it is! Huzzah!"
[–]Footballvike81 83 points84 points85 points 8 months ago
Being in public and successfully peeling your sweaty dick and balls off of your leg without anyone noticing.
[–]GundamWang 20 points21 points22 points 8 months ago
You're never successful. I see you every single time.
[–]EdWrathChild 50 points51 points52 points 8 months ago
Waking up in thinking you have to start the day then realizing you still have two hours of sleep left.
[–]olharius 36 points37 points38 points 8 months ago
A twisty road on a motorcycle. Better than sex.
[–]onyxsamurai 17 points18 points19 points 8 months ago
Walking in the snow at night, tightly bundled, with the cold air on your face, in the silence created by the blanket of snow.
[–]jdog2050 84 points85 points86 points 8 months ago
Oh god I logged on to say "peeing after having to pee for a long time". I actually have an orgasm in my teeth when I do that. Dunno why.
[–]Vaywen 63 points64 points65 points 8 months ago
I can't even fathom what a teeth orgasm would be like o_O
[–]ummmitsjames 363 points364 points365 points 8 months ago
Bass drops
[–]EgregiousJones 1323 points1324 points1325 points 8 months ago
Crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me, and hearing the lamentations of their women.
[–]Ikasatu 594 points595 points596 points 8 months ago
"Hot water, good dentistry, and soft toilet paper" - Cohen the Barbarian
[–]Cruxius 62 points63 points64 points 8 months ago
"Hot water, good dentishtry and shoft toilet paper"
FTFY
[–]ChuTur 208 points209 points210 points 8 months ago
"Cold Beer, warm pussy, and a place to take a shit with a door on it" - Mr. Ford
[–]MrScantron 12 points13 points14 points 8 months ago
I mean...you don't want no dog lookin at ya!
[–]sichigo 13 points14 points15 points 8 months ago
Scratching an itch after fighting the sensation for a long period of time.
[–]evie_88 67 points68 points69 points 8 months ago
-pooping -falling asleep in a nice hot bath -a massage (from someone who's not trying to have sex with you'
[–]crinos666 141 points142 points143 points 8 months ago
I'm sorry. http://i.imgur.com/O1GYe.jpg
[–]tulagi 67 points68 points69 points 8 months ago
Would it be exponential if you combined all three?
[–]DonVomar 25 points26 points27 points 8 months ago
Riding a motorcycle on a open winding road, on a warm sunny day without traffic.
Drinking a smoothie in a jacuzzi.
[–]sacro_on_reddit 27 points28 points29 points 8 months ago
Standing up on a surfboard for the first time.
[–]LeCapper 12 points13 points14 points 8 months ago
scratching that area right above the asscrack. Or pouring burning hot water on a poison oak rash.
Me Sweet Jesusta
[–]fucking_leverpostej 13 points14 points15 points 8 months ago
That feeling where the ass goes completely auto-pilot and takes the shit for you.
[–]stevenfrijoles 67 points68 points69 points 8 months ago
8 sneezes at once.
[–]winterwold 797 points798 points799 points 8 months ago
Ecstasy.
Ecstasy is the high you chase your whole life through other means.
I'm 25 and I've only done it once when I was 24. I won't do it again either, just in case it isn't as good as I remember it.
[–]Titties 40 points41 points42 points 8 months ago
Also, the honesty. I have never seen strangers so open, honest, and comfortable. It is so fucking therapeutic.
Then the downer hits. :(
[–]wafflestomp 32 points33 points34 points 8 months ago*
I was sitting with the most gorgeous girl I've ever seen, both of us rolling off our tits, arm around each other's shoulders, stroking each other's hair and faces, breathing in each other's ears to enjoy the shiver sensation you get, massaging each other's hands and necks... and there was nothing in it other than two people who recognised they were on the same plane of mind state, and enjoyed it together.
If you've seen earlier Trueblood seasons, where Jason Stackhouse hooks up with some girl and they do V together, it was like that without the scenery changing. We were on a couch at a rave.
Then we both started to come down, and within 30 mins we drifted apart. I had her number and she had mine, and we arranged to hang out next time we end up at the same party, but there was obviously nothing else to it for her and I really didn't care- nothing could compare to that two hours of peaking.
[–]thinkythought 17 points18 points19 points 8 months ago
yep. i honestly think i'll remember the first time i did it as one of my fondest memories for the rest of my life.
i took the bus downtown, and we wandered around as a group for hours. just me, my friend, and our girlfriends. it was one of the most perfect nights of my entire life.
there were some people on the bus who were mean to us and making fun of us. we weren't acting that weird, honestly as i remember. they were just poking fun at how we all looked.
one of my favorite parts of the entire experience was that i literally could not understand how someone could be mean, to anyone. it was like seeing a new color that you had never seen before. i simply couldn't comprehend it, as if it didn't fit in to real life. i just kept thinking "but.. how, what could even make you say something negative to anyone? what could even make you feel negative?" it just seemed so impossible and alien.
as a pessimistic smartass, that's something i've always thought of at times when i checked myself and realized i was being overly negative. i always wished that everyone could have experienced that feeling, and moment of thought. at least for a second.
that, and the sex. definitely the sex.
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