Found this little guy in the woods behind my house, what would be a good name? (see comments for pic)

doesnt_know_animals · 7 months

What a handsome sheep you have there!

PiranhaPirate · 7 months

why not "Zoidberg"?

r_e_d_d_i_t · 7 months

FUCK HE'S CUTE!

williemcbride · 7 months

Boris the Blade, or Boris the Bullet Dodger. Or Boris the Sneaky Fucking Russian.

cookiepaper42 · 7 months

Mortimer Von Dusseldorf.

Congratulations on your new fur friend!

turneriskewl · 7 months

yes i checked for mom and couldnt find her. if tomorrow's weather is better we are going to go look for her and offer her a home

Debasers_Comics · 7 months

First, you're awesome for taking him in. Nicely done.

Please name him Steve.

Unidan · 7 months

GRUMBLESHANKS

turneriskewl · 7 months

Thanks debasers but what kind of monster would i be if i left a kitten in the woods during a storm? I have been using each name posted by saying each to him and whichever he replies to that shall be his name

snuffleupawhat · 7 months

Hobbes, his name shall be Hobbes.

Rye631 · 7 months

ron paul weed carl sagan

[deleted] · 7 months

Name him "woodhouse" since you found in him the woods behind your house. ;)

freakscene · 7 months

Oliver

Elliott

The Dude

Nibbler

Did you check the tree for mom?

hellzaboppin · 7 months

Trogdar!!!

cyanoacrylate · 7 months

Name him Jyggalag.

Atreides1010 · 7 months

What a cute little guy! I took in a itty bitty girl kitty this week also. She looks about the same age as this one. She is a sweet little calico that was thin, shaking with cold and immediately snuggled in my arms when I picked her up. I put her in my car and took her home. She sleeps on my bed every night. I named her Freya after the Norse goddess.

Marquis_de_Mudkips · 7 months

Actually, how about, Morel! You found 'em at the bottom of the tree, that's where many mushrooms are found, and Morel is pleasant sounding! Eh? Eh?

MangleYourCabbage · 7 months

Guy,

"Come here Guy!" "Hey Guy" "Why must you read this in Cal's voice Guy?" "Awe you're awesome Guy''

Distortion88 · 7 months

Snazzypants!

ThomasCollins · 7 months

Odin

GradeFPoultry · 7 months

It made me think of Peter. Peter should be his name.

But Peter is cuter than your cat.

smittie713 · 7 months

sooo cute! how about binks?

primeline31 · 7 months

He's adorable! But... before you make him your own permanently, check around the area. Some kitties have NO sense of direction. My own then-young kitty followed me to a neighbor's house around the corner. She got distracted & didn't see me leave and stayed there, meowing for HOURS. When I realized Cuddy wasn't seen (same day) I retraced my steps and heard her outside the neighbor's house. Dumb kitty. She forgot to leave a trail of crumbs to find her way home! Boy, was she glad to see me! The same thing happened to a friend. Her cat followed her around the block but she didn't know it. 3 days later, a lady showed up asking if she'd lost a long hair Siamese-type cat. Yep. That was her.

So post a pic or two, check with the vet to let them know you might have somebody's little lost buddy and you might be even more of a hero than you are right now! [edit: minor mispelling correction.]

_Muad_Dib · 7 months

Are you sure he's a stray? He couldn't have got out from someones house? He looks in good condition and running up to you suggests he's used to human company.

Be careful he doesn't already have an owner.

[deleted] · 7 months

Nutmeg. He looks like a Nutmeg. It's not that he particularly looks like the spice, he just looks like his name should be Nutmeg.

dioxazine_violet · 7 months

George Michael

fulldisclosure · 7 months

Tigger.

stupidcrazyevilbitch · 7 months

BigTalk45 · 7 months

Chico. Looks like a pretty smart cat.

[deleted] · 7 months

not afraid of people/feral for that age? he could be lost.

Kind_Of_A_Dick · 7 months

Lunch.

Big_Ern · 7 months

Ernie. Then when he gets older call him Big Ern.

LordDavethe7th · 7 months

Whiskers the Wonder Cat!

Marquis_de_Mudkips · 7 months

Downtown Funkystuff Malone.

Crotchfirefly · 7 months

Morty Poobutt

foochki · 7 months

He's cute! How about find out what kind of tree it was and name him after the tree. Maple maybe?

Purplebuzz · 7 months

You shall name him Hossenfeffer.

Reddit_FTW · 7 months

I like Forrest... for a boy!

sacredcowcow · 7 months

Name him Seven instead of Lucky...?

englishgentabouttown · 7 months

Norman the Cat.

ectric · 7 months

Name him Rory.

RoboticParadox · 7 months

Hoss Bonaventure.

swordofthespirit · 7 months

Johan D Schrödinger The middle initial changes each time

rekgreen · 7 months

Looks like a Charlie to me.

cupids_hitman · 7 months

Frodo Baggins.

Shoobedowop · 7 months

Buddy

Djbirfday · 7 months

You should check around, make sure some other family didn't lose him

[deleted] · 7 months

How about Mooch? He saw a good thing and followed it home. He's chosen his human! Smart cat. :)

imafishyfish · 7 months

He looks so friendly and clean. Before you decide this cat is your new pet, take him to the vet and have them check if he is microchipped. You don't want to accidentally steal someone's outdoor cat (that happened to my mother years before microchipping was available).

novacolumbia · 7 months

Claus.. the white beard reminds me of Santa lol

fastslowfast · 7 months

I would call him Rumpelstiltskin the Asshat Cat or Precious.

m3talfingers · 7 months

Rupert.

gentle_squid · 7 months

what a perfect catface, like a hayao miyazaki cat-spirit or some shit.

give him an awesome name, like mastodon.

slagahthor · 7 months

Rogue.

A_for_Anonymous · 7 months

You've done a great deed; congratulations. He'll repay you by being your unconditional friend for all of his life.

Androecian · 7 months

Forrest.

acScience · 7 months

MC Hammer

Xdes · 7 months

He looks like an Andrew.

FoodScienceMan · 7 months

Stormageddon

PoniesRBitchin · 7 months

You found him in a forest; name him Gump.

symbolsshatter · 7 months

Smashcock McIronballs.

stop_andletmehappen · 7 months

Woodsy

therealGTG · 7 months

Name him Turner. After all, turneriskewl...

baglebite88 · 7 months

Reginald McFuzzies

McGrude · 7 months

Scratch

It was the first thing that came to mind when I saw his face.

Also he looks happy.

MetalSonic · 7 months

Manic or blitz, those are just cool names

imyourfavourite · 7 months

Chuck.

turneriskewl · 7 months

@compliments_you i really tried to make it so the sheets matched the cat

TheHag · 7 months

MILES

mavrick45 · 7 months

baxter? its baxter!

dasfeesh · 7 months

Jesse

momoyome · 7 months

Francis is a superb name for a cat.

And you are a good person for taking him in. I want to give him cuddles.

Compliments_You · 7 months

That's a handsome set of sheets you have there.

BonePwns13 · 7 months

Chester. Best possible name for a cat.

gmuflier · 7 months

He looks like the Joker. So that.

neogenic · 7 months

Call him Mietz.

thingmaker · 7 months

He looks like my kitty. His name is Gozer. Be careful with that one, though. Pets tend to live up to their names. He sure has ;)

aresquare702 · 7 months

clint howard

newcomplaint · 7 months

Alien.

Speak_Of_The_Devil · 7 months

"Reddit"

pascal21 · 7 months

critter

aavwab · 7 months

Zelda

WastinnnngTime · 7 months

Awww......he's so cute.

7 months

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inc_mplete · 7 months

Padfoot.

odxzmn · 7 months

How about "Likewise"... as in please to meet you.

cmkgo · 7 months

Special Agent Jack Bauer

LeftoverOreo · 7 months

That's a D'Angelo if I ever saw one

IBEATUPKIDS · 7 months

Moose

chronos92 · 7 months

planty · 7 months

aww poor kitty someone prob dumped him off. So are you sure its a boy? If so I have a cat named Mr. Scratch... we love that name

lisabadcat · 7 months

Buffalo. There is no other possibility.

cbad · 7 months

Sir Reginald III Esq.

moose_man · 7 months

Gordon.

JSaltsea · 7 months

im gonna have to go with Scooter

moochicken22 · 7 months

Maro from Princess Mononoke. Most badass pet name ever.

ChunkyThunder · 7 months

Squirtle

Dookiestain_LaFlair · 7 months

Steamin Deuce Doogan

bndiehl · 7 months

I think you should name him Elliot <3 he looks like my cat Lola

ndt · 7 months

neighbors cat

desertcombat06 · 7 months

Bojangles.

wohn · 7 months

call him mooch, hes gonna eat all your food then slap the shit out of you at 5am for more, lol.

Meowkit · 7 months

Banana

Thunder

Trigamma · 7 months

Winston Churchill. "Church" for short.

katelynroxx · 7 months

MELVIN! He is definitely a Melvin.

ohgigi · 7 months

He told me his name is Thomas

Lepers_Repel · 7 months

Two names come to mind:

1) Dodge Intrepid 2) Kurt Russell

And you're welcome.

ashlikathleen · 7 months

Sailor!

durrthock · 7 months

For christ sake stop stealing peoples outdoor cats.

xxxtyrantxxx · 7 months

oliver

Milquetoast312 · 7 months

Vagrant.

CummingOnKittens · 7 months

Angus.

McSOUS · 7 months

steve french

awinoforever · 7 months

Motherfucking Boss Cat.

(or the Dude)

sgtkuchen · 7 months

Myshkin

floorplanner · 7 months

Kevin

Zalfazar · 7 months

Sorry for being responsiblefag, but you should get him checked out by a vet and get all his shots done and stuff. He looks like a Tazz, though.

ReallyMystified · 7 months

frara zhaka - don't ask me why - that's just the first thing that popped into my head.

Marcounon · 7 months

about about John? he looks like a John FUCKING Zoidberg.

Solacina · 7 months

SMiles

ISuckedOffAnAlpaca · 7 months

What kind of tablet is that? Do you like it? Really cute cat, btw.

BewareTheRobots · 7 months

How about Woodmeow!

2br00tal · 7 months

Name him Leroy.

byron8 · 7 months

cat-chuck-ly

koolaideprived · 7 months

Colonel Crunch.

FloydJackal · 7 months

Meow Zedong.

MountainDewMe · 7 months

Bichazzo. Bitch ass ho. Bichazzo.

Viperboy · 7 months

Name him Storm. Seems appropriate.

jcdark · 7 months

Name him Awesomesauce because fuck he's cute

Aedan91 · 7 months

He looks like a Bob.

Shadowtek85 · 7 months

Bing, thats a good name :P

NicksDirtySlut · 7 months

Stormageddon

Although I may be using this for my future dog... but I'll allow it :)

Lawlington · 7 months

Otter!

zachofalltrades · 7 months

He looks like a Humphrey to me.

Giraffeskindarock · 7 months

I say Jefferson. Jefferson T. Cat. (The T stands for "the")

KreacherComforts · 7 months

Tyrion Lannister?

kittenz8mybabiez · 7 months

MR. KITTY

Brandon247 · 7 months

I sure hope that I_RAPE_CATS guy doesn't see this.

ManMadeLizard · 7 months

My favourite cat names of all time: Higgins and Pockets :3

SexasaurusRex · 7 months

Jimbo.

kevincali · 7 months

At least you have a woods behind your house.

boatswained · 7 months

Pinky.

Randomacts · 7 months

My cat looks nearly exactly like him and we call him Pepper because of the white and black spots.

Also Srg. Pepper is a good nick name.

You should get him checked to see if he has a microchip btw.

If not he is indeed yours now if you wish..he just needs shots and fixing :) + microchip

Cdtco · 7 months

When I was a kid, I had a cat who looked just like this one.

His name was Tommy.

kirbyderwood · 7 months

Orson Del Gato

thegimp90 · 7 months

waffles

ebc · 7 months

Craig

Shyr · 7 months

see comments for pic? ugh, this is why I left digg. I'M TOO LAZY FOR THIS SHIT.

khthon · 7 months

Tico. All my cats were named tico.

Jamieson555 · 7 months

Bitch Lord Banana Eater.Bi

jolieRules · 7 months

Derp or Derpina. I had a cat I called Mewcifer for a while...

mrbigshot · 7 months

Inigo Montoya

Goliathsorrow · 7 months

Dinkleberg

CarpSpirit · 7 months

Kitchen Burrito, or Beer Blaster

thetoastmonster · 7 months

FAPPER.

TheKevan · 7 months

Bitey

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