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[–]49ersvoiceinthedesert 203 points204 points ago

FUCK THE COWBOYS

[–]49erscallmecatalyst 126 points127 points ago

FUCK THE COWBOYS

[–]RaidersFaceRockerMD 116 points117 points ago

FUCK THE COWBOYS

[–]Saintspponso1 110 points111 points ago

FUCK. THE. COWBOYS.

[–]Billspixel_pete 89 points90 points ago

FUUUUUUUUCK THE COWBOYS...

AND JETS!

[–]Packerspaullyjunge 70 points71 points ago

Fufufufufufuuuuuuuuuuck the Cowboys! Yeeeeehaw!

[–]RavensHooty_Hoo 54 points55 points ago

FUCK THE STEELERS.

[–]Saintsthedicksman 62 points63 points ago

NO, NO ITS FUCK THE COWBOYS....COOOOWWWWBOOOOOYYS

[–]SteelersThunderkleize 59 points60 points ago

FUCK THE COWBOYS. NEVER FORGET.

[–]LionsirbJeremy 50 points51 points ago

COWBOYS. FUCK EM.

[–]PatriotsDabbleSauce 55 points56 points ago

ENGAGE IN VENGEFUL COITUS WITH MEN WHO HERD AND TEND CATTLE, USUALLY WHILE ON HORSEBACK.

[–]PackersOdinOwesMe 6 points7 points ago

TAKE ALL MY UPvotes!!!!!!

[–]Patriotsflynnzo 17 points18 points ago

I LOVE IT WHEN REDDIT SPEAKS AS ONE.

[–]Packersagriffin1504 187 points188 points ago

ELI MANNING: PUNCHABLE FACE OR MOST PUNCHABLE FACE?

[–]49ersbarrows_arctic 127 points128 points ago

AARON RODGERS: ONE MORE GODDAMN CAR INSURANCE COMMERCIAL AND HE BECOMES A PUNCHABLE FACE.

[–]Giantsmac2po 42 points43 points ago

Oh you mean the dancer?

[–]PanthersMushy_poo 27 points28 points ago

IM A ROBOT NEENERNEENER

[–]Giantsreroll4tw 39 points40 points ago

RAAAAAADDDDGGGGAAAAASSSSSSS

[–]Giantsbackfire103 14 points15 points ago

SHOW ME WHATCHA GOT WHATCHA GOT RAJI!

[–]RaidersFaceRockerMD 17 points18 points ago

RAAHHHHDDDJAHHSS!!

[–]PatriotsWingItHXC 51 points52 points ago

Oh fuck yeah. The discunt double check is the most annoying football commercial ive ever seen. Spelling error intentional.

[–]ColtsJinno 52 points53 points ago

FUCK YOU, MAN. THE SEQUEL COMMERCIAL WITH B.J. RAJI IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I'VE SEEN SINCE I LOOKED AT YOUR DEFENSE.

[–]TexansZosoer 42 points43 points ago

pot........go meet kettle please

[–]PackersMindOfGregJennings 24 points25 points ago

I bet he would be less annoying if he did adds for uggs and cologne

[–]Steelersspartacus880 22 points23 points ago

THANKS FOR CALLING ATTENTION TO THE SPELLING ERROR I MISSED IT THE FIRST TIME. SPOT ON

[–]Broncoslemonpartyadventures 45 points46 points ago

Definitely most punchable face.

[–]RavensBMoreBeowulf 27 points28 points ago

Just punchable. Rivers has him beat!

[–]Lionsakatherder 21 points22 points ago*

Rivers is adorable. Eli looks like sloth fucked a mario brother.

[–]PatriotsBUSean 22 points23 points ago

I COULD NOT DISAGREE WITH YOU MORE HEY HOW DID THAT GET THERE

[–]Giantsatrollsatan 19 points20 points ago

FALCONS USED THE SAME TRASH TALK LAST WEEK TOO

GOOD, GOOOOOOD

[–]Giantsreroll4tw 6 points7 points ago

HOWD THAT TURN OUT FOR THEM? OH YEAH--- ZERO OFFENSIVE POINTS!

ELI BETTER NOT FEEL BAD AND GIVE AWAY PITY POINTS THIS GAME!

[–]RavensBMoreBeowulf 319 points320 points ago

Roses are red

Texans will be blue

After failing their final

At Ball So Hard U

[–]Texansdschneider 116 points117 points ago

YOU SON OF A BITCH

THAT WAS ACTUALLY CLEVER

[–]Ravensbluejay89 12 points13 points ago

ODE TO THE TEXANS (adapted from the Raven by Edgar Allen Poe):

"Be our victory our sign of parting!!" the purple crowd shrieked upstarting

"Get thee back into the tempest of the Texas Gulf shore!"

Take our black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!

Leave with your bodies broken and quit yourselves through M&T's door!

Take with you dashed hopes for playoff games more.

Challenge the Ravens? "Nevermore".

[–]Buccaneersblobzorz 24 points25 points ago

this guy speaks truth, I attended BSHU last fall, failed.

I live in texas.

[–]Steelersslicehix 113 points114 points ago

HEY, TOM BRADY! WE'RE GONNA BEAT YO-- AWWW, FUCKING TEBOW TIME. I HATE EVERYONE.

[–]Ravenscant_be_pun_seen 110 points111 points ago

DIVISONAL TEAMS ONLY, GET OUT OF HERE

[–]RamsLLv2 24 points25 points ago

WELL WHAT IF I JUST QUIETLY STAND HERE IN THE CORNER AND WAIT FOR JEFF FISHER TO MAKE HIS DECISION?

[–]Ravensbehm28 13 points14 points ago

THAT'S FINE

[–]49ersmattigus 216 points217 points ago

HEY SAINTS FANS. REMEMBER THE LAST TIME YOU FLEW TO AN NFC WEST TEAM IN THE PLAYOFFS AND THOUGHT YOU WOULD DESTROY THEM WITH YOUR LEGENDARY OFFENSE? REMEMBER HOW THAT TEAM SEEMED SO PATHETIC BECAUSE THE ONLY ADVANTAGES THEY SEEMED TO HAVE WERE A DECENT RUNNING GAME, HOMEFIELD ADVANTAGE, AND A GOOD SPECIAL TEAM SQUAD? HOW DID THAT TURN OUT AGAIN?

[–]AFCqueen_rush[!] 165 points166 points ago

THIS IS PROBABLY THE BEST COMMENT IN THIS THREAD BUT IT STILL LACKS SUFFICIENT MENTION OF TEBOW.

TEBOW.

[–]SaintsEmleaux 79 points80 points ago

DM;XLIV

[–]49ersmattigus 98 points99 points ago

OH LOOK, YOU WON A SUPER BOWL. THAT'S CUTE.

[–]Saintsdaybreaker 68 points69 points ago

there are people with legal driver's licenses that have been born since the 49ers last won a superbowl

[–]Patriotsthatguydr 21 points22 points ago

ARE THERE PEOPLE WITH LEGAL DRIVER'S LICENSES THAT HAVE NOT BEEN BORN? AND HOW WOULD THAT WORK EXACTLY? DO THE HANDS COME OUT OF THE VAGINA AND STEER? ALSO FUCK THE JETS.

[–]PatriotsIrishfury86 27 points28 points ago

you guys are good again for one fucking season and the arrogance is a thing to behold.

[–]49ersKuskesmed 38 points39 points ago

this is a trash talking thread asshole.

[–]PatriotsIrishfury86 17 points18 points ago

and that was me talking trash

[–]ColtsBlackGhostPanda 5 points6 points ago

YOU CALL THAT TRASH TALKING? FUCK THE PATRIOTS!

[–]Coltsjpjandrade 25 points26 points ago

WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS UP? SEEMS RATHER UNNECESSARY AND QUITE RUDE FRANKLY

[–]Saintspottersquash 19 points20 points ago*

YEP ALWAYS REMEMBERED WE ONLY HAD 1 RUNNING BACK

WELL WE GOT THREE NOW!!! SO WE ARE 3X TIMES CONFIDENT!!!

PLUS REMEMBER ALL THOSE TIMES SAINTS HAD A GOOD DEFENSE, MEDICORE TO GOOD QUARTERBACK, COUNTED ON OUR ELITE KICKER TO SCORE POINTS AND WE PLAYED AGAINST 49ER TEAM THAT WAS ALL PASS WITH A HOF QB, ALL WORLD WIDEOUTS, AND LIKED TO SCORE ALOT OF POINTS?

HOW DID THAT TURN OUT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN???

[–]SaintsNolaJohnny 33 points34 points ago

Hey Niners fans, remember the last 4 times you played Drew Brees??

Alternative response: Hey niners fans, you think you can beat the saints with field goals? Good luck with that

[–]Ravensmkdz 25 points26 points ago

david akers

[–]RavensYoureUsingCoconuts 11 points12 points ago

I'M PRETTY SURE HE KICKS TOUCHDOWNS.

[–]Raidersnetweavr 100 points101 points ago

With all the amazing games this weekend did anyone else just sorta forget about the Ravens/Texans game?

[–]Texanshosty 59 points60 points ago

WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN WATCHING THE #2 DEFENSE GO UP AGAINST THE #15 OFFENSE AND THE #3 DEFENSE GO UP AGAINST THE #13 OFFENSE? FIRST TOUCHDOWN WINS??

[–]Billspixel_pete 59 points60 points ago

I'M CALLING IT. 2-0 TEXANS.

[–]Saintsyosem1te 43 points44 points ago

GAME OF THE CENTURY

[–]Ravenshardcorr 40 points41 points ago

I'M A RAVENS FAN AND EVEN I THINK IT WILL BE THE MOST BORING GAME THIS WEEKEND

[–]RavensBMoreBeowulf 25 points26 points ago

Agreed. We beat them by 15 when they had their stud QB. This will be ugly.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

I cannot wait to rain on your premature parade

[–]Texanspwylie 34 points35 points ago

We didn't have Andre Johnson in that game and our defense was still learning the system. I think it's a close game.

[–]Ravensuv0001 12 points13 points ago

Ravens can stop the run easily. Now if you had Calvin Johnson on your team that's a different story...

[–]Brownsmiked1be 11 points12 points ago

HILLIS HAD 1 100+ YARD RUSHING GAME THIS SEASON, IT WAS AGAINST THE RAVENS... JUST SAYIN. (3 IF YOU ROUND UP AND COUNT THE 94 YARD GAME AGAINST THE COLTS AND 99 YARDER AGAINST THE CARDINALS.)

[–]PackersHippieTrippie 15 points16 points ago

But you lose against sub-par teams. The texans only improved their chances by sending everyone to the hospital

[–]durbeyfield 13 points14 points ago

THIS WILL BE UGLY? YA, AS UGLY AS FLACCO'S PASSING GAME!

[–]Ravenscant_be_pun_seen 12 points13 points ago

the ravens play this weekend? fuck

[–]49erscgb2010 51 points52 points ago

NINERS ARE RED

AND BLACK ARE THE SAINTS

BREES WILL GET SACKED SO HARD

THAT HIS FACE MEETS HIS TAINT

[–]Saintsthedeuce53 13 points14 points ago

SAINTS ARE WEARING WHITE THIS WEEK. DUH

[–]49ersbarrows_arctic 8 points9 points ago

...OW...?

[–]Saintsthedicksman 111 points112 points ago

MOAR LIKE 69ers AMIRITE??? CAUSE THEY EAT DICK!!!!!!

[–]49ersgeekdad 101 points102 points ago

YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, THEDICKSMAN.

[–]Saintsthedicksman 22 points23 points ago

WELL YOU ARE WHAT YOU EA....SHIT FUCK!

[–]TexansNot_a_Clue 10 points11 points ago

I like you. You're funny.

[–]SaintsEmleaux 53 points54 points ago

AN OUTDATED STADIUM WHERE FANS GET SHOT IN THE PARKING LOT AND THE POWER GOES OUT TWICE DURING A NATIONAL BROADCAST.

GOTTA BE IN NEW ORLEANS, RIGHT?

RIGHT?

[–]PanthersHeelincal 35 points36 points ago

YOU SPELLED DETROIT WRONG.

[–]Lionsakatherder 81 points82 points ago

jokes on you, ford field doesn't have a parking lot.

[–]PackersHotskys 8 points9 points ago

YOU SPELLED OAKLAND WRONG

[–]BearsAngry_Caveman_Lawyer 47 points48 points ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

my team isn't in the playoffs

so fuck youyour team.

;_;

[–]Packerslucentcb 64 points65 points ago

THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR.

WELL...PROBABLY NOT.

[–]Ravenshardcorr 45 points46 points ago

SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT RAVENS LOSING TO BAD TEAMS, BUT AT LEAST WE DIDN'T LOSE TO DAN ORLOVSKY.

[–]Texanshosty 28 points29 points ago

AT LEAST DAN ORLOVSKY'S GOT A HIGHER CAREER QB RATING THAN BLAINE GABBERT.

[–]CardinalsAliBabasCamel 8 points9 points ago

I got the mo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooves like Gabberrrrrt

[–]Broncoslemonpartyadventures 78 points79 points ago

We're probably going to play somewhat respectably. Look out Patriots!

[–]PatriotsCalvin_v_Hobbes 53 points54 points ago

your extensive use of qualifying words really takes the edge off my ability to hate you. knock it off.

[–]Broncoslemonpartyadventures 20 points21 points ago

Then my plan is working.

[–]PatriotsDabbleSauce 16 points17 points ago

WHAT IS THIS PARTY WITH LEMONS THAT YOU SPEAK OF? SOUNDS CITRUSY AND DELICIOUS

[–]Broncosthe_dirt 34 points35 points ago

BEL15VERS.

[–]Packersjfudge 28 points29 points ago

HEY, THIS GUY THINKS HE CAN SPELL WORDS WITH NUMBERS!

[–]Giantsatrollsatan 75 points76 points ago

believe

helicopter

zeppelin

cantankerousness

aparition

Clearly, Eli's aerial assault will destroy Aaron's bad tempered apparition

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

I am not a belisver

[–]Texansdschneider 39 points40 points ago

LAST TIME YOU BEAT US, WE DIDN'T HAVE ANDRE JOHNSON. BUT WE DIDN'T HAVE YATES EITHER.

WE'VE ALSO NEVER BEATEN YOU BEFORE. EVER. AS A FRANCHISE.

DON'T WORRY, WE GOT THIS.

[–]TexansGyvon 22 points23 points ago

WE'RE OVERDUE!

[–]Ravenshardcorr 30 points31 points ago

GAMBLER'S FALLACY

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

Your linebacker is old and should retire. Also, he murdered a guy.

[–]Ravensquakerorts 10 points11 points ago

Speaking of murdered, THIS should be your new logo after Sunday.

[–]PatriotsBUSean 110 points111 points ago

I JUST TALKED WITH SATAN

HELL STILL NOT FROZEN OVER

HAIL SATAN

[–]Patriotschoast 68 points69 points ago

hell has risen to new england, thats why it hasnt snowed here.

tebow wont be able to touch the field with his bare skin for fear of bursting into one thousand miniature pugs (we all know pugs are the harbingers of the apacolypse), just snorting and slobbering all over the field. it's gonna be messy.

[–]Brownsjbockcet 16 points17 points ago

YEP, THAT'S WEIRDEST AND MOST VIVID IMAGE PAINTED IN MY HEAD THIS WEEK.

[–]PatriotsDabbleSauce 13 points14 points ago

THIS IS PURE GOLD

[–]BroncosThe_Book_Of_Tebow 13 points14 points ago*

The Book of Tebow: Chapter 46: vv.1-69

Ye, as it is written in the Great Book of the Prophecy:

"I watched as the Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the four living creatures say in a voice like thunder, “Come!” I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest." - Revelation 6

The time is at hand. Prepare your eyes, so that they may see! The conquerer, the almighty Tebow, rides forth with the mighty white Broncos past the Men of Steel and onwards towards the Patriots of Gillette! The Lord has saw it fit that the mighty Tebow will conquer and subject all who stand before Him!

BEL15VE.

[–]PatriotsDabbleSauce 13 points14 points ago

JUST LIKE THE BIBLE, TL;DR

[–]49ersbarrows_arctic 11 points12 points ago

BUT HAVE YOU CHECKED THE SKIES OVER DENVER FOR FLYING PIGS?

[–]PatriotsBUSean 88 points89 points ago

ROETHLISBERGER'S PLANE WENT OUT LIKE FIVE DAYS AGO

[–]49ersbarrows_arctic 14 points15 points ago

SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS...THE BRONCOS HAVE A CHANCE...

[–]Packerslucentcb 32 points33 points ago

VICTOR CRUZ IS MY FAVORITE NON-PACKERS RECEIVER, AND I WAS PULLING FOR YOU GUYS AGAINST THE FALCONS LAST WEEK.

BUT THIS WEEK, THE BROMANCE IS OVER. FUCK THE GIANTS.

[–]Packerspaullyjunge 21 points22 points ago

THERE'S GOING TO BE A LOT OF MANNINGFACE.

[–]49erscrabtab 36 points37 points ago

WEREN'T THE SAINTS KNOCKED OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS LAST YEAR BY AN NFC WEST TEAM?

[–]AFCqueen_rush[!] 23 points24 points ago

THAT NFC WEST TEAM WAS ALSO 7-9 WITH AN INJURED QB.

[–]Saintsdaybreaker 13 points14 points ago

that saints team was also 26th in rushing with 7 IR'd rbs

[–]SaintsNolaJohnny 7 points8 points ago

Didn't San Francisco have an offense at one time?

[–]Patriotsjoebos617 30 points31 points ago

HEY HOUSTON, CAN YOU BEAT BALTIMORE THIS WEEK SO WE GET THE FIRST EVER TRIPLE BYE WEEK TO THE SUPER BOWL? THANKS.

[–]RavensBMoreBeowulf 11 points12 points ago

Sorry, ain't happening. Get ready for a repeat of 2009 (assuming you get past the Ponies).

[–]49erscupertrooper 58 points59 points ago

RED AND BLUE

ARE COLORS OF PAINTS

IN THIS WEEKEND'S GAME

WE WILL OUTSCORE NEW ORLEANS

[–]Packerskillafofun 20 points21 points ago

WE WILL OUTSCORE THE SAINTS*

[–]49ersmodusoperendi 12 points13 points ago

WHAT A TWIST

[–]Patriotsfiction8 27 points28 points ago

Tim Tebow is a pretty good running back.

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points ago

the jerk store called, they're running out of you!

[–]Giantsatrollsatan 6 points7 points ago

  • Chicago Bears, New York Jets, Pittsburgh Steelers

[–]Patriotsmhurton 19 points20 points ago*

What is Teams not in the divisional round for 100, alex

[–]BroncosMoldyPoldy 52 points53 points ago

[–]Patriotsklngarthur 76 points77 points ago

do you have any other highlights from that day? i forgot what happened

[–]Patriotsflynnzo 39 points40 points ago

TEBOW MUST HAVE LED HIS TEAM TO A FOURTH QUARTER WIN. THAT'S WHAT HE ALWAYS DOES, RIGHT?

[–]Lionsakatherder 17 points18 points ago

Only against teams that can't score out of the teens. New england doesn't happen to have a good offense do they?

[–]Patriotsflynnzo 39 points40 points ago

WE'RE OKAY, BUT WE'RE NO TEBOW.

[–]Broncosguitarist4life9 11 points12 points ago

Dear Lord, if you can just leave Tebow alone and Bless Dumervil, Ayers, and Miller for this one game like you have Tebow the in fourth quarters and overtimes I will never pray for another sports related reason again. Amen.

[–]49erscurien 26 points27 points ago

NINERS' FRONT SEVEN WILL TURN THE SAINTS INTO THE MARTYRS!

[–]Saintspponso1 21 points22 points ago

RICE-A-RONI!!!!!!!!!!

[–]49ersbarrows_arctic 38 points39 points ago

IS YOUR IMPRESSION OF SAN FRANCISCO BASED ENTIRELY ON 1970S TELEVISION COMMERCIALS?

[–]Broncosturkishbathouse 51 points52 points ago

AND FULL HOUSE.

[–]Patriotslargelion 39 points40 points ago

YES.

[–]Broncosstevedreams 51 points52 points ago

TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW

[–]Patriotsmhurton 50 points51 points ago

still 100 less than sportscenter per hour on an average day

[–]Broncosstevedreams 19 points20 points ago

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[–]Saintsblueboybob 44 points45 points ago

oh man the weather, weather, weather, is going to kill the saints. oh wait it is fucking san Francisco. 400 passing yard here brees comes

[–]49erscallmecatalyst 18 points19 points ago

YOU HAVE CLEARLY NEVER BEEN TO CANDLESTICK PARK OR SF. SUNNY AND 60 THERE IS NOT SUNNY AND 60 IN LA.

[–]49ersthebighead 25 points26 points ago

MORE LIKE SUNNY AND 60 AND HOLY SHIT THE WIND JUST BLEW A PLASTIC BAG INTO MY MOUTH

[–]49ersvoiceinthedesert 25 points26 points ago

AS LONG AS 60 OR SO ARE TO THE 49ERS SECONDARY, I'M FINE WITH THOSE NUMBERS

[–]Saintspponso1 47 points48 points ago

I HOPE YOU'VE BEEN GIVING YOUR #1 RUN DEFENSE A REST, BECAUSE WE'VE MANAGED TO SHRINK SPROLES DOWN TO PRIMORDIAL DWARF SIZE. HE'S LIKE A LEPRECHAUN AND RUSHING TOUCHDOWNS ARE HIS LUCKY CHARMS™.

[–]49ersDiggingNoMore 15 points16 points ago

What you're saying is that it will be difficult for his little hands to keep from fumbling the football.

[–]BroncosRakuen 21 points22 points ago*

BRADY STILL HAS A LOSING RECORD TO US.

OH YEA!

[–]Packersbigweiner 20 points21 points ago

2 PART QUESTION: ELI MANNING SUCKS ASS AND GO FUCK YOURSELF

[–]Giantsdevils0508 21 points22 points ago

FUCK THE COWBOYS

[–]Ravensuv0001 13 points14 points ago

Dead crow is a crow.

[–]PatriotsFoxprowl 36 points37 points ago

A raven has four pinion feathers and a crow has five pinion feathers.

So...........................

The difference between ravens and crows is a matter of a pinion!

[–]BengalsBlackManistan 17 points18 points ago

I WILL ENJOY WATCHING THESE GAMES.........AS WILL MY TEAM.

[–]Packerskillafofun 19 points20 points ago

MY TEAM HAS AARON RODGERS

[–]Giantsreroll4tw 41 points42 points ago

THE DANCER?

[–]TexansMattistehwinnar 34 points35 points ago

ROSES AREN'T GRAY

VIOLETS AREN'T TURQUOISE

RAVENS WONT WIN SUNDAY

FUCK THE DALLAS COWBOYS

[–]Packerseverlong016 16 points17 points ago

BASED ON THIS ENTIRE SEASON, WE ARE GOING TO SCRAPE OUT A VICTORY WITH A COMBINATION OF OUTSTANDING OFFENSE AND PISS POOR DEFENSE THAT MAKES THE GAME FAR CLOSER THAN IT NEEDS TO BE!

[–]Patriotsmhurton 36 points37 points ago

yeah, let's go p-

oh wait nevermind i got confused

[–]SaintsNolaJohnny 15 points16 points ago

All trash talk aside, I'm fucking pumped for this weekend. This is a great post-season

[–]Giantsmac2po 11 points12 points ago

Aaron Rodgers has proved before he is down with JPP.

The Sack man cometh!

[–]PackersMindOfGregJennings 25 points26 points ago

he's also proved he can beat the giants without his starting offensive line!

[–]Packerspaullyjunge 13 points14 points ago

OH NOES, THE TEAM THAT ALMOST BEAT US AT HOME IS COMING TO TOWN. THIS ISN'T 2007. OUR TEAM IS THAT GOOD. PREPARE TO GET RAPED ON HALLOWED GROUND.

[–]PatriotsWingItHXC 39 points40 points ago

 >Your team is that good.
 >You lost to the chiefs

Pick fucking one bro

[–]PackersShakeyBobWillis 27 points28 points ago

THE BEST PART OF THIS SEASON IS THAT WHEN WE BEAT YOU IN THE SUPERBOWL OUR 18-1 WILL BE A WHOLE LOT SWEETER THAN YOUR 18-1.

[–]Broncosguitarist4life9 6 points7 points ago

And you don't have Favre, Captain of the untimely interceptions

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[–]TexansMattistehwinnar 22 points23 points ago

BALTIMOREAN

BALTIMOREAN FOR QUEER

[–]Saintsrcaraw1 10 points11 points ago

I AM SCARED. I AM VERY SCARED. FUCK YOU 49ERS FOR MAKING ME SCARED.

I JUST WANT ONE MORE SUPERBOWL BEFORE BREES RETIRES AND WE GO THROUGH 40 MORE YEARS OF THE AINTS.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

you're doing it wrong....

[–]Packersjfudge 11 points12 points ago

HEY GIANTS, REMEMBER THIS GUY? THAT IS GOING TO BE YOUR WEEKEND.

[–]Patriotsjacobpno1 8 points9 points ago

AND NOW THEY LOVE TEBOW FOR HIS MERCY! SO WE CAN'T JUST KILL HIM, OR IT MAKES US UNMERCYFUL!

[–]RaidersFaceRockerMD 10 points11 points ago

GREEN BAY, CAN YOU PLEASE LOSE SO THAT WE CAN START STEALING ALL YOUR COACHING AND FRONT OFFICE STAFF? K THX

[–]Giantsbryan00798 10 points11 points ago

I HOPE STATE FARM SELLS LIFE INSURANCE, RODGERS IS GONNA NEED IT

[–]PatriotsDabbleSauce 14 points15 points ago

DOESN'T MATTER; WIN COLUMN

[–]Buccaneersrefrigeratorbob 7 points8 points ago

More like BRADYPWN_MAXIMUM.gif, amirite?

[–]Packersjfudge 10 points11 points ago

GIANTS, YOUR DEFENSIVE LINE IS LOOKING GOOD. TOO BAD YOU STILL DON'T HAVE A SECONDARY.

[–]Packersadamb10 8 points9 points ago

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE ELI MANNING WILL THROW A PICK OR 2

[–]Saintsyosem1te 8 points9 points ago

FUCK THE COWBOYS.

[–]RavensHooty_Hoo 7 points8 points ago

DEATH BY WB YEATS TJ YATES


NOR DREAD NOR HOPE ATTEND

A dying animal SACKED QUARTERBACK;

A man ROOKIE AWAITS HIS END

DREADING AND HOPING;

MANY TIMES HE('S) died SACKED,

MANY TIMES ROSE AGAIN.

A GREAT MAN IN HIS PRIDE

CONFRONTING murderous men RAY LEWIS

CASTS DERISION UPON

SUPERSESSION OF BREATH;

HE KNOWS death ED REED TO THE BONE -

Man BALTIMORE HAS CREATED DEATH (OF A ROOKIE).

[–]Texansjcdark 9 points10 points ago

I'M EXPECTING A GOOD GAME, BUT EVERYTIME I SAY IT THE RAVENS FANS SAY THEY ARE GOING TO WIN AND WE SUCK CAUSE THEY BEAT US IN THE REGULAR SEASON. I WANTED TO BE NICE, FUCK YOU AND EAT A DICK.

[–]SaintsEmleaux 30 points31 points ago

WHO HAS IT BETTER THAN THE 49ERS?

MOST EVERY OTHER TEAM IN THE LEAGUE THAT DOESN'T PLAY IN A SHITHOLE OF A STADIUM THAT HAS THE INHERENT RISK OF GETTING SHOT IN ITS PARKING LOT.

SORRY, OAKLAND.

[–]Raidersnetweavr 96 points97 points ago

Did the Saints finally get the smell of refugee out of the Superdome?

[–]Falconscoolguy696969 101 points102 points ago

Of course, Detroit went home weeks ago.

[–]PanthersHeelincal 24 points25 points ago

/THREAD.

[–]Saintsvisvires 9 points10 points ago

WELP THREAD'S OVER

[–]49erscant_program 10 points11 points ago

LOL!

[–]SaintsNolaJohnny 9 points10 points ago

Hey Oakland how's carson palmer working out for you? 1st and 2nd? That's a steal, amirite?

[–]49ersJabuke 40 points41 points ago

A SHITHOLE OF A STADIUM THAT HAS THE INHERENT RISK OF GETTING SHOT IN ITS PARKING LOT.

SOUNDS LIKE NEW ORLEANS

[–]SeahawksCaptainNonchalant 53 points54 points ago

I'm sorry, I couldn't finish reading your comment because the power went out.

[–]49erscurien 11 points12 points ago

LIGHTS-OUT HUMOR!

[–]PatriotsCalvin_v_Hobbes 15 points16 points ago

time to derail tebow and the jesus train and restore order to the universe.

you're all welcome in advance

again

[–]Eaglesrasherdk 5 points6 points ago

LOUD NOISES AND SAD FACES

[–]Giantsatrollsatan 8 points9 points ago

I got a miracle in my meadowlands to cheer you up.

This would work so much better if I were female.

[–]BroncosHoovesCarveCraters 7 points8 points ago

THIS WEEK BRADY WON'T BE SO LUCKY. VON DOOM IS MAKING SURE HE LEAVES FOXBORO IN A BODY BAG.

[–]Broncosguitarist4life9 7 points8 points ago*

As a Broncos fan, I really have no room for trash talk. And to my fellow Bronco fans, ask yourselves, WWTD? Edit: spelling

[–]Bengalsbzooty 6 points7 points ago

You AFC teams are so lucky that every playoff team we faced beat us.

[–]49ersxsvfan 6 points7 points ago

OBLIGATORY FUCK THE COWBOYS

[–]Patriotsflynnzo 7 points8 points ago

FOOTBALL FOLLOWS NO RELIGION OR CREED. THERE IS ONLY THE FIELD AND THE MEN UPON IT.

FUCK YOU, TEBOW. WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOU WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FOCUS ON THE GAME.

[–]PackersJOOOOOORDY 5 points6 points ago

[–]Giantstheglasseater 14 points15 points ago

Does that include the money he saved by switching to state farm?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Patriots...in your heart of hearts, deep down in the marrow of your withered bones, you must admit to even yourselves, the broncos just might win this one.

[–]Patriotsnobigdealright 4 points5 points ago

I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING A FADED BRONCOS LOGO ON MONDAY.

[–]Patriotsnoobian1000 6 points7 points ago

FUCK TEBOW AND ALL THE MEDIA HYPE SURROUNDING HIM. BRONCOS ARE GOING DOWNNN!

[–]49ersmodusoperendi 7 points8 points ago

I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH TEBOW THROW A TOUCHDOWN TO HIMSELF AND THEN KICK A FIELD GOAL IN OVERTIME TO WIN THE GAME. OH? THERE'S OTHER PEOPLE ON THE TEAM TOO? I DON'T THINK SO, I WOULD HAVE HEARD ABOUT THEM FROM THE MEDIA...