Killed my wife, now I can't get a new one, help?

saintgasoline · 4 months

Get to level 90 in conjuration. Visit one of the mages at the Mage's College and buy the "dead thrall" spell. Then find your wife's corpse and reanimate it. She may not be very talkative anymore, but she will occasionally say "UGGHHHHHNNN!"

dasredditore · 4 months

We need to get this to the top of r/all so that people will see it and freak out before they realize what subreddit it's in.

Amanda111 · 4 months

No more home cooked meals for you. Or your share of the money she makes. May I ask why you killed her?

badgerfish · 4 months

Try posting this to r/askreddit see what people say!

pescador7 · 4 months

I'm waiting for a mod where you can have one wife for each house you own. So your whiterun wife never know about your windhelm wife, and so on. THAT would be awesome.

druidcitychef · 4 months

better call Saul.

[deleted] · 4 months

Congratulations, this is now on the front page, and you are briefly horrifying thousands of people.

stalphonzo · 4 months

Did you get Wife Insurance?

Zarathustraa · 4 months

kill your wife to remarry, but you also have to kill the priest who performed to ceremony to get rid of witnesses to your marriage

but if you kill the priest you can't get married again

catch 22

rabidstoat · 4 months

Didn't notice this was in skyrim at first. Never mind the advice I was going to give...

BassMasta · 4 months

Just keep the body, you wont have to talk to her anymore.

McNoobLeet · 4 months

This is the only place where that question isn't terrifying.

Themingemac · 4 months

Wtf, I just asked a question and suddently it's on the front page.

glandyover · 4 months

On pc you can rest the marriage quest. You're screwed on consoles.

sinndogg · 4 months

I married that freelance trader from Whiterun. I don't remember her name and I avoid that house like the plague. Everytime she calls me "my love" in that starry eyed voice I want to strangle myself.

Gusterr · 4 months

On PC, use this mod: http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=2224

On Consoles... you're fucked

nuinbot · 4 months

You have commited crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defence?

Maboz · 4 months

That awkward moment before I saw (self.skyrim) ...

spirited1 · 4 months

What's the matter, she stole your sweet roll?

Darklyte · 4 months

For a moment I thought this was the strangest AskReddit ever.

TNoD · 4 months

I forgot I was on /r/skyrim for a second there and was like O_O ... ಠ_ಠ ... Oohhhhh ^_^ right right right.

rustycunts · 4 months

I think you misunderstand, this subreddit is for skyrim-related topics, not problems in your love life.

RAAM_n_Noodles · 4 months

GENERIC COMMENT ABOUT HOW I THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL AND I WAS ALL LIKE WTF ಠ_ಠ

bestbiff · 4 months

I was going to give you some great advice on how to help you get a new wife after killing the last one, but then I noticed you're talking about Skyrim. Sorry. I don't know anything about that.

Ameerrante · 4 months

Oh hey, another comment about how I thought this was for realz! Just like everybody else.

Seriously guys. We get it.

I didn't actually think it was for real. It's reddit.

probablydyslexic · 4 months

Dear god I was browsing my front page, and this title was so vague I thought it was from /r/AskReddit.

ಠ_ಠ

WorstPossibleThing · 4 months

I was so relieved when i saw skyrim in this post

TheTorch · 4 months

Here's the solution: pay a fine, or it's off to jail.

elitexemnas · 4 months

Some character pissed me off very badly (I think I lost a fist fight to him or somethin. Masters, you guys know how it is.) So I married him, got him to follow me and sacrificed him to Boethiah.

Thelonesomemoo · 4 months

only in skyrim

terminal_plant · 4 months

r/firstworldproblems

Barb0 · 4 months

Is that you, OJ?

Gaston44 · 4 months

tamrielworldproblems

mindleftnumb · 4 months

never get married...trust me

killerwarpig22 · 3 months

I think that everyone understands that we all thought it was in the wrong subreddit. Chill.

JasonUncensored · 4 months

For a second, I didn't notice this was in r/skyrim.

fillie · 4 months

Reload to before you milles her? Ive killed my Lydia tons of times and i load a saved game each time.

Communist_Party · 4 months

You just scared the shit out of everyone browsing r/all. ಠ_ಠ

ahmetrcagil · 4 months

I thought this was posted to /r/AskReddit

Would be interesting to see...

funkless_eck · 4 months

Let me guess, she stole your sweetroll?

Lrdwhyt · 4 months

You can't remarry in Skyrim. If you're on PC, you can try using this mod, though I'm not sure if it would work after killing your wife.

Zorrac · 4 months

Very misleading title...

Blehgopie · 4 months

This is amazing if you don't read the subreddit.

Jovian8 · 4 months

Hey guys, were any of you initially confused when you read the title of this post? The replies have been somewhat ambiguous on this matter.

Aiyon · 4 months

You can only has 1 wife

mateogg · 4 months

this reminded me of the good ol days when I subscribed to /r/dwarfortress

"I have too many children, what's a good way to kill them all?" was a FAQ

glassbow · 4 months

Might want to start by calling 911 if it was an accident. If you murdered her, you should think about turning yourself in to the authorities as soon as possible. Getting a new wife should be the least of your concerns right now.

Keishii · 4 months

I thought this was from fifthworldproblems for a second

TheGentlemanAssassin · 4 months

You have to get a new Amulet of Mara, and then do the stuff to get a new wife.

blueskin · 4 months

If you're playing on PC, you can force one through a console command. Not on PC, you're probably screwed (or rather, not screwed... :P)

EliteCorps · 4 months

I thought this was 4chan.

fitzawesomeo · 4 months

Had the same problem, just move to France.

snuggypooh · 4 months

Just go werewolf and eat her corpse. Problem solved!

simtz · 4 months

O god... I was browsing r/all and this post showed up. It took me a couple of seconds to realize this was posted in r/skyrim... jeez...

feverdreamer · 4 months

I thought I was in r/shittyadvice for a second there

elmombaker · 4 months

screw her corpse. You can hire someone else for the housework.

IAmAtomato · 4 months

I'd put her in a mixture of ammonia and lye in a bathtub. After letting soak for 15-20 minutes, put 'er in a good ol' American trashbag, if you don't have one of those, just shove her intoo a trash-compacter, or something. After that, simply bury that ho in the backyard, or something, make sure it's a good, deep grave, and cover it with concrete, that way the guards don't catch you. Wait 1-2 years so that the heat dies down, then go home and play Skyrim.

Polnadian · 4 months

When I saw this on my front page, I thought it was on AskReddit for a second...

Ridarjo_Vokunah · 4 months

Are you in the right subreddit?

toebirdie · 4 months

You should post this in AskReddit and see the reaction.

Wromeo13 · 3 months

I am in love with my in game wife, Jennasa, IRL, after two hours of doing quests and saying to myself "She will show up soon" I got worried. I retrace my steps and I find her dead next to some mages in Ustengrav. I reloaded my save from two hours before and lost a ton of quest progress. WORTH IT.

VikingOfLove · 2 months

Dead wife still good, nose plugs and vaseline

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