I just got my tax refund. Would it be better to blow it all on 500 $1 hookers, or 1 $500 hooker?

boatnectar · 24 days

Wendell Stamps!

ADHDgamer · 7 months

Not if they keep playing the way they have been for the last four games.

1Forward2Back · 8 months

Rape Nancy Reagan.

WonTonBurritoMeals · 8 months

Put it in a paper bag. Write "Lunch" on the bag. Go to a public place at lunch time. Tuck a napkin into the front of your shirt. Pull out bird. Scream. Don't stop screaming.

7thsign · 8 months

Secretly impregnate her.

HaloShy · 8 months

I agree that it's not rushed. Play any other Techland game and they all have the same alpha-quality feel.

GotBetterThingsToDo · 8 months

Agreed. One thing I would add is the driving system. I just don't understand why they've forced you into the first person mode while you've in the car; it's very complicated to see and drive at the same, and if the car you're in has a shorter windshield it makes it harder to see. The worst though is when you upgrade the security truck and the mechanic puts those little metal blinders on the windshield...now I can't see even more than I couldn't see originally! The whole idea of upgrading the truck is stupid because it doesn't actually upgrade it's armor.

ADHDgamer · 8 months

DI is basically The Cartel, san zombies. It too has excessive amounts of fog, re-used assets, rendering issues, frame-rate hiccups, a driving mechanic that makes it impossible to drive, the feeling that your character is walking on the moon, and the endless sea of bugs and glitches. So just pretend that all the enemies are actually zombies and you'll be getting the same quality experience.

snipewiz · 8 months

This is just so depressing. I really love my PS3. I wish I really loved Sony too.

monoglot · 8 months

I bet it was a honey-badger. Those things don't fuck around.

Cobalt-Spike · 8 months

Phrasing!

wifeofgloin · 8 months

Construct a working umbrella gun. Make sure the umbrella is of quality design and has a nice finished wooden handle. Bring it to their house and show it to them, allowing them to see the intricate firing system and ricin pellet compartment. As they lean in to inspect it, shiv them to death.

madagent · 8 months

Place the 1970's hairy bush in a time machine and bring it to 2011. Problem solved.

cojoco · 8 months

Now we know if aliens invade our planet with intentions to erradicate us, all we need to do is take them out to a taco shop.

voileauciel · 8 months

Share a soda with a cancer patient.

kabapa · 8 months

Break up with her.

amstarcasanova · 8 months

Open a hot dog stand.

DoctorCrouchJrWho · 8 months

The Birthday Rapists

TheShittyAdvisor · 8 months

/r/muppetsbeingdrownedinfilthymotelbathtubs

ZACHM0 · 8 months

Show her your Cockosaurus.

TheNathan · 8 months

Fucking hookers in seedy motels, and killing them in a drug fueled frenzy, only to wake up later and not remember how they died, and then calling Robert Duvall up to dispose of the evidence.

furrycushion · 8 months

Put a cup of tea and a cup of spooge in front of him. If he drinks the spooge he's gay. If he drinks the tea he's British. If he uses the spooge as creamer for the tea, he's both.

Dr_Herp_Derp · 8 months

Take it home and put it in a pickle jar. Make sure to poke some holes in the lid.

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