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Found this gem at my local Social Security office. by AbortedFajitasin WTF

[–]AbortedFajitas[S] 20 points21 points ago

Yep. The sad thing is, they probably did pay someone WAY TOO MUCH money to make that.

Found this gem at my local Social Security office. by AbortedFajitasin WTF

[–]AbortedFajitas[S] 4 points5 points ago

Yes, I saw that too, SSNTV! So ridiculous.

Reddit, does anyone here know anything about transporting bodies? My gf and I are thinking about starting a body transport business and we were hoping to find someone that could give us some guidance. by AbortedFajitasin AskReddit

[–]AbortedFajitas[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Nope. The body is in a body bag on a gurney in the back of the van, that's how they normally transport it.

Reddit, does anyone here know anything about transporting bodies? My gf and I are thinking about starting a body transport business and we were hoping to find someone that could give us some guidance. by AbortedFajitasin AskReddit

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The center she works at pays $1500 minimum for a short trip. I think anything over a 3 hour drive bumps it up to $3000, and then it can go up from there where they start charging per mile.

Also, sometimes they have to pay funeral directors 2-300 dollars for coming to the funeral parlor on off-hours to admit a body. In that case, the transport company usually fronts them the money, and charges them an extra $100+ fee for fronting the cash.

Reddit, does anyone here know anything about transporting bodies? My gf and I are thinking about starting a body transport business and we were hoping to find someone that could give us some guidance. by AbortedFajitasin AskReddit

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We aren't betting on that 100%, we would try to find business elsewhere. I just want to get an idea of how much up front cost we would be looking at.

"Sunspots with diameters bigger than Earth's" - or, "Space, you scary" by lolwutomgbbqin science

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Looks like a sphincter.

Heads up if anyone's looking for a data entry job by Clyntin Cleveland

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My friend's wife is looking for this type of job. (Data entry) Could you please send me a link?

Cleveland Heights cop put something weird in the "notes" section of my speeding ticket. by AbortedFajitasin Cleveland

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It was on coventry in shaker heights, no drunkards. And it was 35mph but switched to 25 and I missed the sign.

Cleveland Heights cop put something weird in the "notes" section of my speeding ticket. by AbortedFajitasin Cleveland

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I remember seeing a story about something like this. That's why it piqued my interest.

Cleveland Heights cop put something weird in the "notes" section of my speeding ticket. by AbortedFajitasin Cleveland

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Yes, it was ON Coventry.

19 year old kid speaks out against Prop 6 in Iowa, which discriminates against same-sex marriage. This guy needs to run for office... by surfwaxin politics

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The old guy in the background looks like Kevin Kline.

Moved into a place with my GF and she insisted that we have this gem hang in the bathroom. I agreed. by Gargantuanthudin pics

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My ex girlfriend had this pic in her parents bathroom. Are you dating my ex?

Reddit, I'm 25, I own a house, and these are the sheets on my bed: by barryicidein pics

[–]AbortedFajitas 44 points45 points ago

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haha, I just bought this same sheet set at Target on clearance for 5 bucks. My friend made fun of me for this.

E-Cigarettes by Cahir03in AskReddit

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I just bought my first e-cig starter kit after hours of research. I got a Joye 510 and some liquid to refill the carts. Most of these more expensive ones are just branded Joye 510's. Shop around, I got mine from american liquid store and it was shipped quickly with a good price. Had it in about 3 days. Good luck, pm me if you want to hear more about my experience. :P

If you could resurrect any game series what would you choose? by Prom_STarin gaming

[–]AbortedFajitas 11 points12 points ago

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Upvoted. Best game ever, best MMO ever. I can't stand playing new style MMO's after being spoiled by UO.

Reddit, have you ever used the penis door in your underwear? by [deleted]in AskReddit

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Seriously? What the fuck do you do when pissing in a urinal at a public restroom?

What thing are you a "snob" about? by CakeSmackin AskReddit

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You do not want to cook a good steak "slow and low." It screws with the texture of the meat, and makes the outside look like a gray tube sock. You want to sear the outside of a good steak, giving it an amazing flavor and crust that contrasts well with the delicious rare innards. Cooking slow and low takes more time, and thus more juices will escape the steak. I call horse shit. Cuts of meat that you want to cook slow and low usually have a lot of fat and connective tissue that melts and gives the meat flavor whilst keeping it moist.

The most detailed photo of a Sun Spot to date captured by the Big Bear Solar Observatory by envirotexin science

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Looks like a sphincter.

We Had ONE President Who Told Us The Truth. You owe it to yourself to listen to this speech, delivered from the Oval Office July 15, 1979. by ejp1082in politics

[–]AbortedFajitas 28 points29 points ago

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Carter: "Wake up sheeple!"

Sheeple: "LOL, this guy is a fag"

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