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A**hole Admin by Grnslvin AdviceAnimals

[–]Alchoholocaustic 0 points1 point ago

Some people are too good to browse r/worldnews.

Reddit. In your opinion, does money really buy happiness? by TYronio6in AskReddit

[–]Alchoholocaustic 0 points1 point ago

Not having money can be really scary. I like it when having money isn't always on my mind because I actually have money.

Why can't I stand the sound of my own voice when it's recorded? by Wrathenstinein AskReddit

[–]Alchoholocaustic 4 points5 points ago

So, all impressionists think they're more talented than they really are?

You have a microwave-sized device that will create 1,000 perfect copies of whatever you put in it. You can use it three times. What do you put in? by Anglophiliain AskReddit

[–]Alchoholocaustic 0 points1 point ago

This stuff is like retarded heavy, right? How small is one gram of it? Even if you replicated it 1000 times, I would think one kilogram would be microscopic, and very difficult to find and remove from the microwave. How much antimatter is in existence at Cern anyway? I would think with those ridiculous production costs, coupled with crappy funding, you still wouldn't have a significant amount after replicating it.

Hell? by FlyingRabidUnicornPiin atheism

[–]Alchoholocaustic 4 points5 points ago

It's like prison. You do some crime, you do some time, and in the end everyone comes out a better person. Wait...

Walked out of Olive Garden and noticed this guy... by Otter29in WTF

[–]Alchoholocaustic 0 points1 point ago

Isn't there a decency law that applies to just such things?

Cat devours watermelon by ---in videos

[–]Alchoholocaustic 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else click on the related video with the frogs?

The save icon is a floppy disk and everyone still understands the "roll down the windows" gesture. What are other things that refer to obsolete practices, yet still understood today? by Sati1984in AskReddit

[–]Alchoholocaustic 0 points1 point ago

I think it refers to the abs rigidity, in the sense that one could use their abs as a washboard.

It's not like people used to make abs out of washboards in the old days.

Bong vs. Pipe, mathematically (Pictures in comments) by minersrevoltin trees

[–]Alchoholocaustic 1 point2 points ago

We do what we must because we can!

The only room in the entire floor that had this sign. by gettpittedin trees

[–]Alchoholocaustic 3 points4 points ago

Idk why I'm admitting this, but that was actually my first thought.

Someone told me I look like I should be here. by sexy_hamburglarin trees

[–]Alchoholocaustic 1 point2 points ago

Ancient Astronaut theory subscribers maintain that your eyes are looking a little squinty.

Dentist from hell removes ex-boyfriend's teeth... by AiKantSpelin news

[–]Alchoholocaustic 1 point2 points ago

I'm sure she'll be paying for his replacements for the rest of her life, considering she'll be working at minimum wage if she can even get a job once she gets out of jail.

What are some simple, easy Japanese reading books? by ScriptLionin LearnJapanese

[–]Alchoholocaustic 0 points1 point ago

I can't find that book on amazon.com, just amazon.co.jp. Is it a bad idea to order it from there using a US bank account? I've ordered things from the UK without any trouble.

Picture Of jesus On A Tricycle by TH4TBROWNGUYin atheism

[–]Alchoholocaustic 0 points1 point ago

That's just the angle. The cranks are bent into arms.

Genesis (king gus version) by computadora88in atheism

[–]Alchoholocaustic 0 points1 point ago

They put on fig leaves after they ate the apple, yo.

Theists' fate just after death. by Camelcricketin atheism

[–]Alchoholocaustic 1 point2 points ago

Ever read "The Jilting of Granny Weatherall"?

It's right here if you're bored. It pertains to this meme pretty well.

Bad luck Brian vs. Scumbag Steve by Koda1515in trees

[–]Alchoholocaustic 1 point2 points ago

What the actual fuck? This is just another reason we should be able to go pick it up at a store.

How I feel Walking around campus at a [7] by buttwolfin trees

[–]Alchoholocaustic 4 points5 points ago

Why does this remind of a Gungan?

Help me name it? by meh97in trees

[–]Alchoholocaustic 0 points1 point ago

Rumpled Stilt Skin.

Bad luck Brian vs. Scumbag Steve by Koda1515in trees

[–]Alchoholocaustic 0 points1 point ago

NOBODY IS THIS STUPID! It's scumbag prohibition that entices Ents to smoke spliffs as a cover, and then gets them addicted to tobacco.

TIL Pocahontas was a real person by itskalypsoin todayilearned

[–]Alchoholocaustic 0 points1 point ago

Where did you go to school? Edit: If you're not American I can't blame you. This is a small piece of American history, but we learn about it in school here.

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