Guys I have an idea... How about we post pictures of us on our boards rather than beside them!

frenchbaguette · 7 days

The reason why I don't have any pictures of me riding my board

FongoBongo · 5 months

I had a teacher in high school that had a great sense of humor. One day in history class a lock-down occurred and he quickly went and locked the door and said " All hell is about to break loose". He then ordered us to make a desk barricade that was 3 desks high blocking the door. After the desks had been arranged we all hid behind them and he distributed books to us and began teaching us our "counter measures. These counter measures consisted of him standing at his desk with his Viking helmet on yelling "FIRE", which we would all respond by hurling our books at the door. We practiced this technique several times, but thankfully we didn't have to use it against an assailant. Also it was a lock-down drill and he knew it the entire time, he was just a bad ass teacher.

lubeinatube · 5 months

Maybe you are doing it wrong because I never deal with crumbs. Just break the bars in half or thirds while still in the packaging and then open it up and take out bite size pieces. Once all the big pieces are gone you can make a chute by folding it in half and pour the crumbs into your mouth.

DerpTweedle · 6 months

Colorado?

FrEaK40 · 6 months

Where do I get one?

heisakeeper · 6 months

"Life is but a Hallucination caused by the inhalation of oxygen. Once you’re left breathless you will see what really mattered in your prior reality."

Ambrosial · 6 months

This quote was a joint effort of many individuals, but most of all I would like to thank Marry Jane for her support in my writing. Without her my creative writing would be lacking luster and be far less eloquent IMO.

Ambrosial · 6 months

In class today there was a girl with really long fake fingernail typing and taking notes. Every time she typed, I could hear the "clack" of her nails on the keys and it was rather obnoxious.

fastsauce · 6 months

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Ambrosial · 6 months

Ya I have worked for the residence life (RL) at a University and these monthly checks shouldn't be allowed. According to my University's policy the only people that are allowed to enter the rooms (w/o resident) are maintenance to replace filters and what not, but we have a set time and put notices on the doors a week prior to the visits. Also be careful smoking in the dorms it is super sketch, however a quick RL tip: if a cop comes to your door you have the right not to open it (just pretend you are not there, but if TV is on leave it on and say you left the room w/ it on). It is illegal for RL to open your door for police for any reason (except for extremes like people being murdered). Just a heads up and stay safe my brother

Pinatubo · 6 months

You know what they say 6 out of 5 people cant do fractions

RockNRollahAyatollah · 7 months

I take ballet classes

Ambrosial · 7 months

Disregard feet and acquire that tiny chair

Soul_On_Fire · 8 months

Is it just me or does the peanut butter resemble a koala's face?

smost15 · 8 months

This technique has many different applications, but yes it is most commonly used in the adult film industry.

smost15 · 8 months

Next time you brush your teeth take your left hand and make a fist around your thumb and squeeze with moderate-strong force. This will suppress your gag reflex, which enables you to clean the back of your tongue.

mustachemcgriz · 10 months

Has she never seen Married with Children?

Ambrosial

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