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Clearing up misconceptions about Force Armor, and 0-vitality-high-regen Wizards (AKA "55Wizards"). by PKCarwashin Diablo

[–]Austaph 0 points1 point ago

Fuck those things. Nothing in Inferno pissed me off until I ran into those.

Clearing up misconceptions about Force Armor, and 0-vitality-high-regen Wizards (AKA "55Wizards"). by PKCarwashin Diablo

[–]Austaph 0 points1 point ago

Someone tell me another build out there Wizards can use which won't result in me getting insta-raped by that ball, the lava, the corpses, or minions.

http://us.battle.net/d3/en/calculator/wizard#....Tm!Yf!....bc

Thank you Reddit, you improved power leveling to a whole new level. As thanks, here's a new video of me doing the A3 - A4 run that nets ~2.6-2.7 million exp per hour! by poopfist024in Diablo

[–]Austaph 1 point2 points ago

Disintegrate (Entropy)

Frost Nova (Cold Snap)

Storm Armor (Scramble)

Teleport (Wormhole)

Diamond Skin (Whatever you want)

Archon (Pure Power)

Passives:

Evocation, Glass Cannon, Critical Mass

This is the best build I could come up with. It's insanely fast. Asmodan pops up you just go all Archon and melt his face like nothing. Don't potion, don't Diamond Skin, just get in his face and kill him in 15 seconds.

Next boss (don't remember his name) with a few procs from Critical Mass you should get Archon back up and then just nuke him. Entropy rune on Disintegrate is really good, I'm surprised you weren't using it.

Seriously, though. Try this build. Speed boost from Storm Armor is great for speed running.

Edit: Wish I had a way to screen cast. 2 min 30 sec run!

Ok all it seems like people are giving Diablo 3 scores of 0 - 2 becouse of the servers being unstable, Does anyone else feel that this is a rediculous reason to give such a great title such a low score? If so please give honest review and help bump this score up to were it should be :) by pvtcinnain Diablo

[–]Austaph -4 points-3 points ago

Whatever, it's one of those games for mentally challenged people to use as a machinima fan fiction medium with their endless supply of free time. I can dig up the sad truth if you want me to.

Ok all it seems like people are giving Diablo 3 scores of 0 - 2 becouse of the servers being unstable, Does anyone else feel that this is a rediculous reason to give such a great title such a low score? If so please give honest review and help bump this score up to were it should be :) by pvtcinnain Diablo

[–]Austaph 0 points1 point ago

As a software programmer the only hardware aspect you need to worry about is memory management. There are software, hardware, and system's engineers, and the people responsible for making an awesome game have almost zero contact with the people responsible for handling the servers. They don't even work in the same state sate as eachother, get a grip.

Ok all it seems like people are giving Diablo 3 scores of 0 - 2 becouse of the servers being unstable, Does anyone else feel that this is a rediculous reason to give such a great title such a low score? If so please give honest review and help bump this score up to were it should be :) by pvtcinnain Diablo

[–]Austaph -12 points-11 points ago

How near-sighted are you? Apart from the fact that the game developers have absolutely nothing to do with the server tech, a week from now you won't even remember this pathetic little delay. You want some single player jerkoff game go play Skyrim or Minecraft. Single player dungoen crawler is the saddest most pointless forever-alone garbage genre of gaming. Or just put the keg of Mountain Dew away until servers are up and the game is stable.

More People With PhDs Going on Food Stamps - Number of advanced degree holders on public assistance doubles by 47toolatein news

[–]Austaph 1 point2 points ago

The fact of the matter is that you get what you put in. Money doesn't just appear out of nowhere so everyone can pursue whatever they think is interesting.

I've put enough time into World of Warcraft to where I could have earned two PhD's... that doesn't mean I'm entitled to a goddamn thing because of it. I mean... Doctor of Medieval History. I didn't even know such a thing existed. I'm sure it's hard work, but it's monetarily useless unless you happen to coordinate a Ren Faire or work at a museum or something along those lines.

It really blows my mind how people just drift through the academic system without putting any thought into how marketable their career path that their degree leads into is. Even aside from that fact, and I've looked into graduate schools leading into a position at a 4-year university as a professor -- all the universities care about is how often you can publish research, and how profitable the research is that you're doing. If you're not making money for the university, you're not going to get money in return, that's the bottom line. Get published -> make money for the university. or Don't produce anything of value -> become an adjunct.

Having a PhD, in and of itself, does not mean anything. All that the title means is that you posses an entry-level qualification for a position in higher research or education. It doesn't excuse you from being shitty and useless, unfortunately.

/truth

Tree branch falls on powerlines (18sec.) by mdehevillandin videos

[–]Austaph 0 points1 point ago

I dunno, I don't really need to remember. I don't deal with electronics that much.

When did you start to feel like you were a programmer and why? by MrEmeraldin learnprogramming

[–]Austaph 0 points1 point ago

I started to feel like a programmer when I wrote my first subs and functions in VB3.

Tree branch falls on powerlines (18sec.) by mdehevillandin videos

[–]Austaph 0 points1 point ago

Because the path of least resistance isn't through them. The electricity just wants to ground itself.

Tree branch falls on powerlines (18sec.) by mdehevillandin videos

[–]Austaph 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure what you mean but if you're implying that physics and electronics are unrelated then you're mistaken.

Tree branch falls on powerlines (18sec.) by mdehevillandin videos

[–]Austaph 8 points9 points ago

I'm not a physics major, but I have taken some basic electronics courses. What you're basically asking is if the human body is capable of acting as a high voltage battery. When he touches the wire he becomes a conduit for the power line and a ground. Any excess charge that he would be carrying is immediately dispersed into the train and however many hundreds of miles of tracks also connected to it.

Think of capacitance like a hose, one end is the anode and the other end is the cathode. The act of him getting electrocuted was like water running through the hose, the act of capacitance would be like curving the hose so it acts as a vessel for charge. The train/tracks are the force that are "sucking" the water through the hose, so any excess charge that he's carrying would be taken out of him.

What would be the best path for someone with a liberal arts degree to take if they'd like to break into the programming/development field? by whatmeansallthisin learnprogramming

[–]Austaph -4 points-3 points ago

My brother in law has a BS in Biology and MS in Philosophy. He nets 6 figures.

The oldest-known version of the ancient Maya calendar has been discovered. "[This calendar] is going to keep going for billions, trillions, octillions of years into the future. Numbers we can't even wrap our heads around." by nomdewebin science

[–]Austaph -1 points0 points ago

I'm sure you've had some cute epiphanies and whatnot, but I thought you should know that even the most casual mathematicians and physicists have a more intimate relationship with the universe than you can imagine.

The notions of limit and scalability that you revel in are child's play. The only thing standing between you and full-blown geocentrism is a tiny glimpse of the past 500 years or so in physics discoveries. I'm not trying to be insulting, just pointing out that the beautiful universe we live in is in-fact modeled and understood with mathematical equations, not psychedelic daydreams.

Reddit, if I could show one video to everyone in the world, this would be it by Jaimen_Vertinin videos

[–]Austaph 2 points3 points ago

It's important to be able to distinguish between opinions and hypotheses.

Reddit, if I could show one video to everyone in the world, this would be it by Jaimen_Vertinin videos

[–]Austaph 3 points4 points ago

The interviewer was asking some pretty loaded questions, as well. I don't know the circumstances of the interview, but I think he was as composed and articulate as a person could be while being asked questions like "don't you have anything better to do with your time?"

To those wondering why you should try Hardcore, it's because it's the only way to get this feeling :) by Arch00in Diablo

[–]Austaph 2 points3 points ago

He's level 22, that's normal mode. As soon as you enter den of evil in hell you have to deal with swarms of crap that could kill you in two or three hits. At that point, save and exit is no longer an option.

You have no idea how hard d2hc can be, in hell the only time you have a chance to save and exit is when you see something unmanageable headed your way like unique black soul with conviction aura and a champion pack beside them. Unless you have enigma with your fcr close to max (because you are dodging lightning bolts) then you will die, game over.

To those wondering why you should try Hardcore, it's because it's the only way to get this feeling :) by Arch00in Diablo

[–]Austaph 0 points1 point ago

The ubers and freakishly hell modded uniques like fire enchanted will one-shot you. Not to mention gloams. Get tgod's belt before act 5 nightmare or you will die to gloams on your way to save Anya.

Can someone explain Structures (VB) to me like I am 5? by rynocruzrin learnprogramming

[–]Austaph -1 points0 points ago

Don't you love spending all that time helping someone and not even get a 'thank you'? Good work, man.

Japanese Timber House Construction by MMasterpasquain ArtisanVideos

[–]Austaph 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I'd imagine that lumber is expensive... it's absolutely gorgeous. I can't believe they're going to build walls over that structure, it's a work of art.

The best part is imaging what a house like that sounds like to live in... on windy days and such. It probably creaks a lot, but I'd imagine it sounds beautiful like music, or like the house is breathing.

Why I don't tell people I'm an atheist. (I blame the people of r/atheism...) (first 60 seconds) by dormioin videos

[–]Austaph 0 points1 point ago

Heh, if you saw the subreddits I'm subscribed to then you'd know it's not really an act of will-power. r/videos is the only one I'm subscribed to that isn't directly related to math, programming, engineering, or indirectly related to academia (well, all except r/diablo... life isn't all work). My front page moves so slowly that it takes about a week for my top 100 to completely circulate, and 9/10 posts just inspire me to get back to studying or link to things that I can use for my projects. The only time I see humorous/meme-related posts is from r/engineeringstudents or r/rit

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