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Neal having a good laugh at the Canadian National Anthem by CORLreefin penguins

[–]BagelMaster 0 points1 point ago

What did I just watch? Did she actually say "LEMME HERE YOU!" during a national anthem? Now I understand Dave Molinari's tweets:

https://twitter.com/MolinariPG/statuses/183675310007525376 https://twitter.com/MolinariPG/statuses/183676489265463296

Looking to smell nice by Druchebagin malefashionadvice

[–]BagelMaster 1 point2 points ago

I tend to use Lacoste scents in the summer months, but I absolutely LOVE Guerlain's Vetiver. I can't get enough of it. My Armani Black Code that someone gifted me has gotten a few daytime random compliments from girls in the past couple months too...

The leaked photo of the Mario Lemieux statue. by dbishop344in penguins

[–]BagelMaster 0 points1 point ago

Yea, way too complicated. I hope maybe those multiple players are just different angles they were considering, and that the texture/material doesn't look like that.

Your username is now the title of a pornographic film. Describe the plot and characters. by thefourthhillin AskReddit

[–]BagelMaster 0 points1 point ago

A man with a bagel fetish strikes riches by marketing condoms to Jews! His condoms are manufactured with a bagel as the rim on the bottom, making the condom both sexually arousing and edible. After his stand is swamped at the next Jewish porn convention, the crowd converges on a giant orgy where the jizz is spread like schmear and the air is laden with many orgamsic "OY VEY!"s.

Keep Calm and Make Goal! by Andy_Glassin penguins

[–]BagelMaster 0 points1 point ago

This should probably be made into a shirt.

TIL that muggle was a word used in the 1930s jazz scene meaning marijuana, and muggles were the people that smoked it. QI, you're so awesome, you. by dangermousejnrin trees

[–]BagelMaster 0 points1 point ago

Muggles, reefer, vipers, etc. The jazz era was filled with beautiful innuendo and language that was really an art. Now artists and musicians just say stuff like "I fucked that bitch" "hey hey hey smoke weed everyday"! Not that there's anything particularly wrong with that, it's just that I really love the innuendo of old music and art.

Growing marijuana stealthily. by Jakonin trees

[–]BagelMaster 1 point2 points ago

I mean, a elderly couple I'm friends with grown a few plants on their balcony in Manhattan. They're big and quite obvious, so these things aren't COMPLETELY unheard of in the states. The guy is actually a somewhat notable person, and very famous in his circle/professional-artistic circles.

It just really cracks me up when they have pictures on Facebook with company having dinner or drinks on their balcony and there's a innocuous plant in the background!

What is with these quick goalie interference calls? by jdbondin hockey

[–]BagelMaster 2 points3 points ago

Yea, the most recent call on Orpik wasn't really much of a hooking call. Granted the refs turned a blind eye to a lot of other crap just a bit earlier. The officiating has been very inconsistent this game, for both.

Hahahahahaha Cooke's 3 on 5 goal! Wat.

What happens if you get to the toll booth and you have no way to pay the toll? Has anyone ever had this happen? by jedifan6in AskReddit

[–]BagelMaster 0 points1 point ago

Last time I missed a toll I just received a bill with a picture of my license plate and an addition surcharge/fine for not paying the fine. Chicagoland area. Luckily they started accepting debit cards, so I'm all good if I'm ever out of cash!

[W] Bibliotik Invite by BagelMasterin Invites

[–]BagelMaster[S] 0 points1 point ago

Oops! My bad, I didn't make the connection! Sorry for that, and thanks for being understanding with me.

Just got 50 bucks from my parents for "food" by dinosaurpiratesin trees

[–]BagelMaster 12 points13 points ago

Meh, I buy my trees with my parents gift cash. I also work a job, gig, and go to school and pay my own rent, car insurance, food, etc. All the extra money I make goes to my savings account so I can have a safety net for when I get out of school. So when I get gift cash or a random windfall, that's when I can go out and buy drinks at the bar, trees, expensive ingredients for a really nice dinner or something like that.

Posted this before, didn't get much attention. Awesome backyard rink, we won a contest for this video as well, thought r/hockey would enjoy! by PlayDoh69in hockey

[–]BagelMaster 0 points1 point ago

Can you change it so it's available on mobile devices? I'm sure it's a great video though!

Honestly Reddit, how's your day going? by ApolloBrowncoatin AskReddit

[–]BagelMaster 0 points1 point ago

Relevant username. Also cats. Dawwww :3

Honestly Reddit, how's your day going? by ApolloBrowncoatin AskReddit

[–]BagelMaster -1 points0 points ago

I don't have enough upvotes to give you!

PK Subban, stop doing dirty shit to the Penguins by DarthYoda2594in penguins

[–]BagelMaster 9 points10 points ago

I was in class, but my teacher lets me keep the game muted on the projector. When they saw his thrashing of Geno, the resounding response from all the non-hockey fans was "Wait? Is that normal? Who is that guy? He looks like a dick."

How bad was your roommate? by jaslowin AskReddit

[–]BagelMaster 7 points8 points ago

Came here to post that exact same thing.

Crosby, Staal and Despres Pratice with Team by Droitin penguins

[–]BagelMaster 0 points1 point ago

It was an ice time issue, I think. I don't think we'll be seeing those guys in-game for a little bit, although Staal is in week 5 of a 4-6 week injury an he says he feels great.

After the pipe you get a joint :D by SpollieOlliein trees

[–]BagelMaster 1 point2 points ago

I need to know how to do this.

Review of Starbucks Veranda "blonde roast" by Beznetin Coffee

[–]BagelMaster 0 points1 point ago

"Church! Like, if you go to a church! Or you go to uh uh uh a business office, or... a gas station! Or not a gas station [insert car mechanic parable]"

So what did I just watch?

Can someone explain Tim and Eric for me? by randoamazingin television

[–]BagelMaster 2 points3 points ago

They also attempt to riff on a lot of what public access television used to be. For instance, if you're familiar with Stairway to Stardom then you'll recognize that they take things like that and take it to the extreme/grotesque. I'm not really all a fan of Tim and Eric, but I do enjoy watching it with other people who watch the show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWfT_KfplgE

NHL Skills Competition: Best Hair by PonytailJesusin hockey

[–]BagelMaster 9 points10 points ago

TIL Letang was cast for the Canadian version TV Movie of the S.E. Hinton novel "The Ootsiders"!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W_pHFQSkyU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

And yes, I'm a Pens fan.

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