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What is the worst thing you have ever "walked in on"? by J-TEEin AskReddit

[–]DangerousBeans 20 points21 points ago

I feel comfortable posting this cause i know it will be buried.

Right after my dad died from cancer, and we were all (myself, my brothers, and my mom) around him mourning. We called the mortuary people and when they came to take him away for cremation, they covered him up with a sheet. While they were carrying him out of our house they had to walk past us all standing in the hallway, and the sheet slipped off and his head rolled to the side of the stretcher with his face pointed toward us. I'll never forget his half-open eyes and slack-jawed mouth and my mom screaming "oh god!"

End-of-the-quarter meetup? by janesearin ucr

[–]DangerousBeans 0 points1 point ago

Down like a clown.

Straight guys: Would you be "comfortable" with a gay roommate? by mossner1992in AskReddit

[–]DangerousBeans 0 points1 point ago

As a straight guy who lived with a gay guy for a year, it was terrible, one of the worst living situations of my life. Not because he was gay, he was just a terrible person.

Take a look at what my daughter said about her Ken doll. Reddit, what great quotes do you have from your kids? by hunterlakerin AskReddit

[–]DangerousBeans 0 points1 point ago

"Fox blood tastes like.... Backpacks!"

not my kid, one of the kids I tutor.

Sexxit weekly challenges? by knucklepuckduckin sex

[–]DangerousBeans 10 points11 points ago

Something that would be "Go try this, report results" would be great. And we could just have like 1 a week but mix it up so that like this week might not be in your comfort zone, but the following may be.

UCReddit Meetup: 4-25-12 @6pm at Getaway. by janesearin ucr

[–]DangerousBeans 2 points3 points ago

So down.

What is your best "I like my women like I like my ___ joke?" I'll start by shouldibitethisin AskReddit

[–]DangerousBeans 0 points1 point ago

A friend mine uses this one: I like my women like I like my highways, curvy, fast, and covered in dead animals.

I have been told my entire life that I'm ugly, and I've recently made some changes. (16/F) by throwawaycitybitchin amiugly

[–]DangerousBeans -4 points-3 points ago

Gimme a break, you got chubby cheeks and that's your only flaw, you'll grow into them.

"Oh yea baby! You have the tightest neck"! by NicestPersonAlivein WTF

[–]DangerousBeans 2 points3 points ago

JACKIE!!!!

I walk into my friend's house to see this.. by NinjaKiwiVIin funny

[–]DangerousBeans 1 point2 points ago

I hope you didn't leave your friend hanging.

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