Is it possible to spin Voldemort to portray him as a "pretty decent chap"?

wonderfuldog · 4 days

But didn't he tell on Hagrid about the spider to cover up the opening of the CoS? That was prior to name change.

hoobaga · 10 days

Maybe we can go for the next one! NYP freshman eh... Didn't think NYP had kids who go on reddit. My NYP friends are all on 9gag. *disappoint

GT100 · 11 days

Its okay, I do that too. I apologise! Here's a backward smiley face for no hard feelings? (:

GT100 · 11 days

Delivered!

GT100 · 11 days

Son of a bitch, I tweeted this yesterday!

hoobaga · 12 days

Alright, I hope my social anxiety doesn't get in the way!

hoobaga · 12 days

After reading this whole thread and deciding to fight my social anxiety, I realised that its on the 12th of May. I can't go because I have to study. Maybe the next one!

hoobaga · 12 days

How old are you! I generally avoid these things because I'm only 20 this year ~~and I'm afraid I'll get raped~~. Also because I'll just sit there and be like durrrrr.

hoobaga · 12 days

As former catechism classmates, I insist that this story is enlightened onto me. I assume we were classmates because I vaguely remember you in class with Ivan. I think.

jacobbsny10 · 17 days

I can't decide! Wasting Time, Emo, Apple Shampoo, Dick Lips. There's too many.

EarthwormJane · 17 days

If you can't afford a sense of humor, maybe you shouldn't be reading ragecomics.

EarthwormJane · 17 days

Because you know me so well.

EarthwormJane · 17 days

Hahahaha that's really quite brilliant. I actually laughed.

EarthwormJane · 17 days

I'm 20years old living in my parents house Singapore. I buy one pair of sneakers by myself every year. I'm graduating with a diploma in Medical Technology next week and this is the first time in 2 years I asked my mom to buy me a pair of heels. The money I'm earning now is going into another bank so that I can save for my university fees which cost about $40000 a year. My mom isn't a retard, she knows, why I asked her. We joke about things like this. So yeah. I guess I'm a pretty shitty daughter for graduating school with a new pair of shoes which I got on sale.

EarthwormJane · 17 days

Well, I do know a couple of kids who just use their moms for stuff then treat her like shit after so...

EarthwormJane · 23 days

Hahaha yes I can. We females can just tell. :P

EarthwormJane · 23 days

From what I hear, he hasn't left the house since his injuries and is using his office chair to get around. He's gets takeout like Macdonalds or pizza for every meal. (not much of a difference actually)

EarthwormJane · 23 days

The ambulance was on its way. Just so you know, he now as a metal plate and 7 screws in addition to his 206 bones.

skeezo · 28 days

Damn, son. I would really want one.

evansmith182 · 1 month

I'm so jealous that I am actually contemplating homicide.

IntoTheMystic · 1 month

Or maybe the reincarnation of the captain of the Titanic.

EarthwormJane

TROPHY CASE

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