Merry Christmas! [XKCD]

iRbaboon · 2 years

Meh.

redditaddicttt · 2 years

For an extra $5 she'll shave her unibrow before she fucks you.

emkat · 2 years

You need to fucking read more.

moolala · 2 years

That is why I said no compounding. If you reinvested your dividends you would have $41,265. Assuming the stock price was the same forty years later.

moolala · 2 years

A Saving's Account helps no one but the bank, (unless you have an insane amount of money in it). A better choice would be value investing. Look into dividend investing and companies that offer DRIP (Dividend reinvestment programs). Be smart and buy stock in companies that aren't likely to fail, like McDonalds. For example, $10,000 will buy you 158 shares of MCD. Each share produces a dividend of 55¢. Over ten years that nets you 3493 in returns, (it would be more if you reinvested your dividend proceeds).

Over 40 years an initial investment of 10,000 will turn into 23974. Again, this is with no compounding through DRIP. Also again, buy companies that have good track records, think McDonalds.

EuroDollar · 2 years

That is fucking gay.

KrackMonkey · 2 years

I'm in the US, I just saw it.

OnlineEquality · 2 years

Lost me at 400Mhz Cpu.

gsadamb · 2 years

Seriously? How many people are going to buy a $50 simpson's arcade game for Nintendo DS or PSP? Probably the five of you that still give a shit.

IthinktherforeIthink · 2 years

Everytime a post like this hits reddit, only the good looking redditors post images. The fat, unwashed otakus who circle-jerk about bacon and narwhals hide their neckbeards in shame.

upchuk · 2 years

Thats a man, sorry.

julialove · 2 years

I haven't done this, but I don't see why it can't work.

Download macports, install wine, and get minesweeper.exe (or whatever it's called on windows).

EthicalReasoning · 2 years

8====D

FetusFiesta · 2 years

I WANT TO RAPE YOUR FACE.

epadafunk · 2 years

Holy shit what a bad shoop.

b0ot · 2 years

Because he's a fucker.

UrSb · 2 years

LEAVE MY BACK BUTTON ALONE MOTHER FUCKER.

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pascal21 · 2 years

I haven't seen a Jap open her eyes that wide since we dropped Fat Man.

hixsonj · 2 years

Are you five years old?

TheCommonCow · 2 years

(•_•) 1 Gallon of Premium Goat Semen

DRINK IT

sa7ouri · 2 years

Shouldn't you be masturbating to cartoon children?

Vonauda · 2 years

THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME

EuroDollar · 2 years

We call that gay now.

xcentro · 2 years

Nice reddit shirt, asshole.

EuroDollar

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