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TROPHY CASE


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    2011-08-07

The flow of this trilogy was just all wrong by okgasmanin funny

[–]EveryoneCalmDown 374 points375 points ago

"Captain, you can't defeat that iceberg, it's pure energy!"

"But what if I can use that energy against it?

...

Full speed ahead!"

4chan Photoshop Masters by Kim_dain funny

[–]EveryoneCalmDown 47 points48 points ago

RAMIREZ! QUIT WONDERING WHAT WE'RE DOING AT THE BATTLE OF AGINCOURT AND TAKE OUT THOSE ARCHERS!

Fight Like An American by Cyoriin gaming

[–]EveryoneCalmDown 23 points24 points ago

I knew that Collateral Damage video was just a Chopper Gunner...

I work at a restaurant. Today, this happened. by Valarkin food

[–]EveryoneCalmDown 101 points102 points ago

I must say the comedic timing of this simple gif is really spot-on.

What is the weirdest, strangest 21st modern invention or activity that we do that would perplex the 19th century? by veryhairypalmsin AskReddit

[–]EveryoneCalmDown 44 points45 points ago

The person then puts the mirror to their phone and talks into it. Despite all inquiries they insist that they are talking not to the mirror, but rather to someone who cannot be seen or heard by anyone but the mirror-holder.

TIL that there was a significant drop in crime rates in America in 1992 - 18 years after abortion was legalized. by xiangKin todayilearned

[–]EveryoneCalmDown 43 points44 points ago

Also people walking home drunk rarely have passengers.

All 493 Pokemon in one picture [FIXED] by NateTheFatein gaming

[–]EveryoneCalmDown 61 points62 points ago

Well let's just hope no-one posts Control of NATO's nuclear missiles [Fixed]

It's super effective!!! by WilCart64in gaming

[–]EveryoneCalmDown 5 points6 points ago

Huh. I did not know that.

Thanks.

An Undercover NYC Cop Arrests a Mugger on the Subway, 1980 by loki010in pics

[–]EveryoneCalmDown 52 points53 points ago

Sounds like a new show...

Flava of Justice

Good thing I'm a guy by mr_sharkfartsin funny

[–]EveryoneCalmDown 18 points19 points ago

So Salvador Dali walks into a bar...

It's All About Perspective (x-post from r/pokemon) by misterquinin gaming

[–]EveryoneCalmDown 90 points91 points ago

The system works.

It's All About Perspective (x-post from r/pokemon) by misterquinin gaming

[–]EveryoneCalmDown 85 points86 points ago

It would be their gpa now.

It's All About Perspective (x-post from r/pokemon) by misterquinin gaming

[–]EveryoneCalmDown 400 points401 points ago

You think you're smart? You think you're clever? Is that what this is? The masterball is designed for mewtwo. It's the perfect fit. There is no intelligence to be proved by being different from perfect for the sake of being different.

That's it. I'm getting another drink.

Hey Reddit, share with me your favorite "dated" joke - that is, a joke that was only funny because it was being told during a specific fad or event in history, and now it's useless. by m3rkvryin AskReddit

[–]EveryoneCalmDown 580 points581 points ago

My friend was upset that his Japanese girlfriend broke up with him. I said, "Cheer up pal, there's plenty more in the sea."

A necessary change in policy by redditin blog

[–]EveryoneCalmDown 1062 points1063 points ago

Now can we finally do something about the Portuguese?

Long before dubstep, it's the original drop. by EveryoneCalmDownin funny

[–]EveryoneCalmDown[S] 98 points99 points ago

It's sort of like when a song decides to have a seizure and an orgasm at the same time,

Mi Lord.

RULES by myprecioussmeagolin funny

[–]EveryoneCalmDown 13 points14 points ago

Ah yes, the old Margaret Thatcher/Falklands War theory.

Pirates ye be warned. by orgynutsackin funny

[–]EveryoneCalmDown 31 points32 points ago

Good.

Now put a j in that Bork and you can get into Iceland.

I see what you did there... by clandorin funny

[–]EveryoneCalmDown 229 points230 points ago

I believe in Alabama, "family picnic" and "rape" are synonyms.

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