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My friends said I couldn't live in a storage unit... by k_moin funny

[–]Getternon 19 points20 points ago

This is why I hate the government. Someone should be able to provide shitty, do it yourself housing like this.

IAm Phil LaMarr voice actor, face actor (Mad TV, Pulp Fiction, Futurama) by Imphillamarrin IAmA

[–]Getternon 0 points1 point ago

Some of the most famous last words in cinema history.

IAm Phil LaMarr voice actor, face actor (Mad TV, Pulp Fiction, Futurama) by Imphillamarrin IAmA

[–]Getternon 0 points1 point ago

I once spent a good half hour convincing my friend that yes, you're both Marvin from Pulp Fiction AND Vamp from Metal Gear Solid. He swore up and down that "It had to be a different Phil LaMarr". I think that's truly the mark of a great actor.

With news of SpaceX launching their first commercial rocket, is anybody else excited about the private sector reaching space? by joe39275in Libertarian

[–]Getternon 2 points3 points ago

Couldnt agree more with your edit. I've never had a huge issue with NASA as a government entity...its one of the few (if not the only) government entity that sets out to do exactly what it was meant to do. It doesnt regulate. It doesnt try to sell us shit. All it does is research to further advance science. I consider that a noble purpose and would easily fund it with my tax money, as long as its not too crazy. That being said, the private sector is the future in space, and this is the time for transition.

By Request: I design frozen dinners, AMA by RyRyFoodSciGuyin IAmA

[–]Getternon 1 point2 points ago

Used to live by this place. Cleveland Rocks!

What is the most computer illiterate thing you've witnessed? by Peppe22in AskReddit

[–]Getternon 0 points1 point ago

I triple clicked upvote for you, giving you a net +1 upvote.

Earthquake destroys $326 million worth of cheese by originauxin worldnews

[–]Getternon 0 points1 point ago

This earthquake just got personal.

A woman sentenced to starvation death, Mongolia 1913 by gonzales82in WTF

[–]Getternon 0 points1 point ago

Read the first line. Absolutely nope.

Saw this on Post Secret this morning and it made me so sad! by thunder_goes_BOOMin sex

[–]Getternon 2 points3 points ago

Thats crazy talk. Clearly it has to do with self inflicted dick punching.

Saw this on Post Secret this morning and it made me so sad! by thunder_goes_BOOMin sex

[–]Getternon 47 points48 points ago

Im picturing his version of foreplay as punching himself in the dick so hard it goes black and blue and then trying to bite her vagina. This is the only situation where I wouldnt blame her.

Bill Maher: Liberty University Is Not A Real School by btrflyin politics

[–]Getternon -4 points-3 points ago

While I agree, Bill Maher isnt a real person.

What were the days after 9/11 like? by argonautsin AskReddit

[–]Getternon 0 points1 point ago

I was in school and really only a few years older than you at the time. Living in Cleveland, Ohio. I remember, after the vice principle came in and gave all of the teachers something to read to the class, came the flurry of office aides into just about every classroom for the rest of the day, pulling kids out of class. The paranoia was incredible, people legitimately believed that nearly every public building was a target.

I wasnt taken home. I left like normal. I had homework that night that I didnt do. For us I guess there wasnt time to stop the world.

How to last longer; tips for guys by Peantuchairin sex

[–]Getternon 8 points9 points ago

Another thing that helps me: Masturbate several hours before getting laid, especially if you know for sure things are going to get sexy. This will take care of the proverbial "easy one".

666 by HopeinaBottlein WTF

[–]Getternon -4 points-3 points ago

You have clearly never been to 4chan

edit: and neither have the downvoters

What are some boyfriend/girlfriend/relationship hacks? Example from my girlfriend inside. (Potentially NSFW?) by cjknjknin AskReddit

[–]Getternon 1 point2 points ago

If a woman did this to me I would probably start screaming. You do NOT casually start a pregnancy scare.

What are some boyfriend/girlfriend/relationship hacks? Example from my girlfriend inside. (Potentially NSFW?) by cjknjknin AskReddit

[–]Getternon 10 points11 points ago

And also the newest submission to r/nocontext.

I handle heartbreak in a different way... I got wasted and built a fort like I would if I were 10. by ozone63in funny

[–]Getternon 0 points1 point ago

what are you

why did I just save this

I received this in a care package from a random school child. I am serving currently in Afghanistan. by SerialATA_Killerin funny

[–]Getternon 37 points38 points ago

Center right? Don't make me laugh. That implies you operate under the Classical Liberal Paradigm where "All men are created equal". No. You're right-of-right. A Classical Conservative. And by that I dont mean you're a Republican of Old, I'm saying you're the 1700's era Monarchy of England. I'm saying you're a facist bigot who has no place serving my country.

Two new Planechase preview cards by Nanosauromoin magicTCG

[–]Getternon 8 points9 points ago

Might I ask for your reasoning why?

Online dating: What are some of your horror stories? by Giggledustin AskReddit

[–]Getternon 6 points7 points ago

Did it literally happen the SECOND you stuck it in?

If it makes you feel any better, I've tagged you as "Magic Amnesia Dick".

EDIT: Also, did YOU try explaining it?

Online dating: What are some of your horror stories? by Giggledustin AskReddit

[–]Getternon 3 points4 points ago

The crazy religion can sometimes just fly up out of nowhere. Sometimes it takes minutes, sometimes it takes days or months. Sometimes it takes sitting down and playing Mario Party 4.

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