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Reddit: My friend is being scammed but doesn't believe me. How do I find hard proof? by ClairdeWhimsyin AskReddit

[–]Luminssence 5 points6 points ago

13 year old dickbag that plays CoD religiously - tryhard

I see you've picked up on their terminology.

If you could travel back in time 10 years, what do you think the first question that "past" you would ask "present" you? by griswaaltin AskReddit

[–]Luminssence 0 points1 point ago

7 year-old me: Did you ever kiss Brianna? Present Day: No, and "she's" a boy now. That means "Brianna" has a pee-pee now. 7 year-old me: o_o

Muslims of Reddit, how much did your life change after 9/11? by Joseph_fritzl_316in AskReddit

[–]Luminssence 50 points51 points ago

This question should be broadened to all people of Arab roots as well. I was around 6 or 7 when the towers went down and not a day goes by when I don't hear something about my "cousins" being behind 9/11. This is ten years later. If I had been in high or even middle school when the tradgedy happened, I would've been bullied relentlessly, even more so than now.

Life Pro Tip(s): A few dating suggestions for the Socially Awkward Penguins among us. by Zer_in LifeProTips

[–]Luminssence -6 points-5 points ago

Not having common interests is what draws people closer. Dating isn't looking for someone who's interested in the same exact shit you are who's willing to touch your genitals. If that was the case, you might as well keep doing what you're doing and masturbate a lot (more). It's experiencing new shit with someone who's willing to touch your genitals. "Opposites attract."

cuddle friendly movie theater by winged_victoryin pics

[–]Luminssence -1 points0 points ago

The amount of semen encrusted in those pillows... shudders

This made my day! Awesome Cop is Awesome by bucman1bin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Luminssence 0 points1 point ago

This happened to me today.. I was in a really big rush. Please tell me you don't live in PA?

What do you enjoy that kind of makes you a jerk? by nargmain AskReddit

[–]Luminssence 17 points18 points ago

This is the best thing I've heard in a while. Thank you.

I'm probably going to regret this, but what is the worst thing you've ever done to another living being? (tagging as NSFW just in case) by XrinkuGin AskReddit

[–]Luminssence 261 points262 points ago

If this is even close to true you probably don't want this on reddit.

IAMA teenaged girl from a small town in Alabama. AMA! by emilyteapotin IAmA

[–]Luminssence 1 point2 points ago

Good ol' Bible Belt.

IAMA teenaged girl from a small town in Alabama. AMA! by emilyteapotin IAmA

[–]Luminssence 0 points1 point ago

That sounds horrible. As does the cousin dating. Is that couple still together?

IAMA teenaged girl from a small town in Alabama. AMA! by emilyteapotin IAmA

[–]Luminssence 0 points1 point ago

This may be so wrong and ignorant to ask but cntrl+f incest didn't pull anything up. Are you around any people that are by the literal definition, "inbred?"

Seat belt rage by The2500in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Luminssence 0 points1 point ago

It's not enough we get comics from a simpson's view point. Good show.

What is the most selfish thing you have done? by whiskeyontherocksin AskReddit

[–]Luminssence 17 points18 points ago

For some reason or another I decided to tell my mom that I wasn't going to get anything for her birthday last year because I wanted to save my money for TF2 items. That was a pretty low point for me.

IamA: Professional dating coach, I help nerds of both sexes get laid and have happier relationships. AMA by danielmastersonin IAmA

[–]Luminssence 1 point2 points ago

I absolutely detest small talk and consequently suck at it. Throw me into a discission about the meaning of life or any abstract or opinionated topic and I'm set. I just have a hard time getting there, especially with meeting new people.

IamA: Professional dating coach, I help nerds of both sexes get laid and have happier relationships. AMA by danielmastersonin IAmA

[–]Luminssence 1 point2 points ago

Again, very good advice. Finally.. WTF DO I TALK ABOUT? I feel like telling people about myself makes me seem like an overconfident douche who loves himself to much.

IamA: Professional dating coach, I help nerds of both sexes get laid and have happier relationships. AMA by danielmastersonin IAmA

[–]Luminssence 1 point2 points ago

I really do tend to over think way I say a lot. That's really great advice, thanks. Sometimes I feel like it's even more awkward to break an awkward silence. How can I get over that? What can I say?

IAmA ChaCha Guide. I answer all your obscure questions for barely any money. AMA. by xXSJADOoin IAmA

[–]Luminssence 1 point2 points ago

I'm younger than 18 and interested in giving this a go. Would I be able to bs my way in?

IamA: Professional dating coach, I help nerds of both sexes get laid and have happier relationships. AMA by danielmastersonin IAmA

[–]Luminssence 1 point2 points ago

Best piece of advice for an introvert? My biggest issue seems to be a dead awkward silence that most conversations seem to fall to.

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