So, someone from my home town ran into the ALIENS meme guy.

jazloc · 1 day

I wonder how this would have turned out in America. Would there have been a law suit?

jstalin · 2 days

I think he's covering up his lisp

FoetusBurger · 6 days

Well, they did ~~write~~ buy their own JVM (Dalvik).

rev_bird · 13 days

Arrested Development is such a rich show, there's tons of layers, and you only pick up on some of it after seeing the show once before.

lopo12 · 16 days

He purchased it later, after Dean Kamen sold it.

holocarst · 17 days

Wrong subreddit, get this shit out of here, paultards.

OuterShpongolia · 20 days

No reason it can't. Very easy to do, you just record a 3 second buffer and then when they push the button you save for the next 1.5 seconds and already have the previous 1.5 seconds, so you can just use that to make a 3 second video that you can edit later.

cleggcleggers · 21 days

Is this the work of Dave Chappelle?

maybebabyorbabymaybe · 21 days

They should just make him a castratto, we can probably clone him later so it won't be an issue.

bledent · 27 days

Probably not, that's what the blue wall is for.

quitelikeme · 28 days

They recorded the actual gun sounds in the movie 'Heat', but they edited them later because they sounded "too real". They said the sound of the actual gunfire was terrifying.

b0red · 29 days

In my apartment complex people will pick up their dog's poop and throw the plastic bags in the woods. That's worse than just leaving the poop there, now it's an environmental hazard too :-/ Some people are idiots.

stotta18 · 1 month

beautiful agony?

reisuke · 1 month

I'm not a big fan of the finger sweep, I sort of prefer the 'reach in and grab that shit' method.

GreatLookingGuy · 1 month

The one and only intercept. Mine regularly answers calls as 3 way calls, and it's only a qvga screen.

masummukit · 1 month

Charlotte is a major hub for one of the airlines. Detroit is another one.

GreatLookingGuy · 1 month

It's odd because I tried calling 911 a couple times after I got in a car accident and my phone wouldn't connect :( I also have the worst android phone ever made.

coffeetablesex · 1 month

I think we need to get rid of this 'hate crime' concept, all violence is hate and should be prosecuted equally.

pippisyk · 1 month

How does it not get all over their legs, as well, though?

Espressojet · 1 month

Assembly is a low level language, but it still has to be compiled to machine code. Even if the processor could 'understand' code, it wouldn't understand assembly any more than it 'understands' C++ or BASIC.

The higher level abstractions, like LISP, which can do symbolic manipulation, are compiled (or interpreted) down to machine code, but it's no different than saying a computer can add two numbers, both results are dependent on our interpretation of what they mean. The same mathematical operation on a processor can lead to different results if we interpret the answer in different ways (as an integer, float, string, whatever).

Try printing the binary value 01010000 (assume leading 0s to fill in your word size if necessary) to the screen as an ASCII character, an integer, or a floating point number. They all have different results.

It's not about what the processor understands, it's about how we interpret the results of operations on the processor.

accioreddit · 1 month

The high school I went to made students who went to their first period late sign in and then go sit in the cafeteria until second period. I would just show up late and walk past the people in the cafeteria to my first class anyway, nobody ever questioned me about it.

jon1228 · 1 month

it gets extremely irritating

I think that's the point of moving them.

edit: since you misinterpreted what I'm saying... The point of moving them is to piss off the librarian that got rid of the atheism books.

jon1228 · 1 month

Request the books so that they have to go buy/borrow them.

sundaysatan · 1 month

Crosspost this to circejerk where it belongs.

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