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What is the most soul crushing thing you've ever had to do? by TinyDancer1221in AskReddit

[–]Montezumas_Revenge 0 points1 point ago

you can really take in the view once those daedric assholes are evicted.

Observations on "the wave" in Pho-town, AZ by mizremothin Jeep

[–]Montezumas_Revenge 0 points1 point ago

as the owner of a built xj, i rarely if ever get the wave from wranglers here in va at all, just other built xj owners. as xjs are becoming more popular, i'm hoping that the wave will start to extend to all jeep guys. to me, it's like the motorcycle wave. doesn't matter what you ride, other guys on bikes are gonna wave to you. my $.02.

What your butt looks like when you fart... on thermal! by TheyCallMeTomSawyerin funny

[–]Montezumas_Revenge 0 points1 point ago

you are absolutely correct - it is a fake. i just took an infrared class with a friend of this guy's, and he said it was a butane lighter held at his side.

So, I got to be supergirl for a day. :) by imakesammichesgoodin pics

[–]Montezumas_Revenge 0 points1 point ago

girl, you look like you're probably super every day. YOU ALL KNOW YOU WERE THINKING IT.

Wat by RagingBrassin WTF

[–]Montezumas_Revenge 3 points4 points ago

i've never beat my dick with such a look of disgust before.

So I was stumbling porn, and then I noticed... by chadowikkuin funny

[–]Montezumas_Revenge 4 points5 points ago

ever see a girl so attractive to you that you feel a twinge in your chest?

Happiness is a warm pile of panties... by Samazonin aww

[–]Montezumas_Revenge 1 point2 points ago

truer words were never spoken.

Help, Richmond Redditors! I Need to Find an Apartment ASAP! by EightOhFourin rva

[–]Montezumas_Revenge 2 points3 points ago

i've got a 2 bdrm for $700 in the museum district through pollard & bagby that i've had for 2 years now. check em out, they do business old school but they seem like good folk.

Facebook Picture Fail- Dumb Heaux by vavassin funny

[–]Montezumas_Revenge 3 points4 points ago

i agree. poor girl is suffering from noassatall syndrome.

Muslims of Reddit, how much did your life change after 9/11? by Joseph_fritzl_316in AskReddit

[–]Montezumas_Revenge 1 point2 points ago

i was a sophomore at vcu in richmond, va when the shit went down. there wasn't a big brown population at the time there so we had to band together for awhile. didn't matter if you knew the peope/person or not, we had to travel in groups to keep from getting hassled or fought. i started carrying a knife. my sister, who is hindu, got hassled and had a milk shake thrown at her from a car window. i was pretty involved in the punk rock/hardcore scene at the time, so i stayed in the protection of a bunch of tattooed knuckleheads whenever i could.

The only acceptable cover of "Killing in the Name". by doob93in Music

[–]Montezumas_Revenge 1 point2 points ago

i've been hearing this guys stuff every now and again for years, and i only just put it together that his name is dick cheese. i'm an idiot.

Good camping not too far from the city? by tdubya84in rva

[–]Montezumas_Revenge 0 points1 point ago

pocahontas is pretty cool if you're into family-style camping. if you're looking for something a little more primitive, i go to crabtree falls in charlottesville a few times a year. takes about two hours, it's a beautiful drive, and you can have a little more privacy to be as drunk and as loud as you want.

So uhhh.. I got black widow venom in my eye. by MyChemicalMaddiein WTF

[–]Montezumas_Revenge 18 points19 points ago

well yer good eye is purty. and you gots a purty smile. mmm, you smell like the inside of my momma's purse.

WTF Facebook friend... (NSFW) by askglockkingin WTF

[–]Montezumas_Revenge 24 points25 points ago

it's so angry!

The truth about razors [fixed] by IamRussHelloin funny

[–]Montezumas_Revenge 0 points1 point ago

i'm with you on this one. i let it go a little now that it's getting warm to sop up ass sweat.

If the Joker had a sister... by getoutofmyyardin funny

[–]Montezumas_Revenge 2 points3 points ago

ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Boat bed by icametodropbombsin pics

[–]Montezumas_Revenge 0 points1 point ago

if the boat's a-rockin, don't come a-knockin!

I am a Substitute Teacher for 10+ years AMA by raen425in IAmA

[–]Montezumas_Revenge 1 point2 points ago

we call that hittin it rotisserie style.

BERKS Revealed. by superdude4agzein AdviceAnimals

[–]Montezumas_Revenge 2 points3 points ago

awwwwwwwwww awwwww aw. upvote fer gettin my goat haha.

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