Flexible mannequins were always going to be a mistake

fishfinger · 1 month

What are you five years old? Adults give mannequins the "Shocker" instead.

TheArmadiloWhisperer · 1 month

Yes, but it will take a lot longer than it would for a human to die, long enough that the zombie would have plenty of time to keep attacking you. I'm not saying it won't kill them, but it won't be as efficient as other weapons.

isaiahvanderhyden · 1 month

It's long, mate. But It's a great movie if you like intelligent thrillers.

TheUpvoteUnderBelly · 1 month

If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?

felipemaster69 · 1 month

"Oh no, there's a huge spider on the wall" "Well we better all take our shirts off then"

LJHushA · 1 month

If this is true, then I'm only a homosexual, not a necrophiliac.

Orangutan · 1 month

You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet.

Nattman69 · 1 month

Are you posting in Europe where Twitter's abbreviation is "FB" because of the metric system?

TheArmadiloWhisperer · 1 month

Incorrect sir. A flamethrower doesn't kill you because you burn to death. A flamethrower kills a human being because it burns up all their oxygen and they suffocate. Zombues don't breathe air, and therefore, setting them on fire will only make them a more formidable opponent.

Panda_paddle · 1 month

Yeah I'm a vegetarian and I do the same thing. My cut-off is anything with a brain I consider to be sentient enough.

so_obscure · 1 month

This post is doing well despite the fact that it's not glorifying atheism. Yeah, r/atheism is TOTALLY a circlejerk. "S" <----Sarcasm S

SexyTeddyRoosevelt · 1 month

Dude, chill the fuck out. The thread got like 7 comments pretty quickly, so obviously there are people that think it's a good question.

alliebp · 1 month

So be it! We don't need god.

alliebp · 1 month

We work jobs we hate, so we can buy shit we don't need.

MetroHeat · 1 month

Obviously she's a bad girl, she wasn't wearing any panties.

goldenchopsticks · 1 month

That's why you should use the sarcasm "S". It's a captial letter S in quotations used to show sarcasm via text.

grimmless · 1 month

Kind of like being born into a Christian community is brainwashing?

Epershand · 1 month

Truman Show. What an underated movie.

Shazambom · 1 month

There's nothing wrong with one man finding another objectively attractive.

Ceptilion · 1 month

Et tu, Brute?

musman · 1 month

Not all vegetarians are pretentious assholes. Just most of them.

RichTea · 1 month

I don't know what any of you guys are talking about, nor would I divulge that information if I possesed it.....Sir.

musman · 2 months

No, they have a right to eat meat, just like I have a right not to.

musman · 2 months

Speaking as a vegetarian (who is not a part of PETA because they're fanatical terrorists) I don't get mad at animals for eating other animals because that's their only option. Humans don't need to kill other animals to survive. Anyway, I'm not looking to argue, I just wanted to answer your question.

NineteenSixtySix · 2 months

Is it "scarry" because it stabbed you while you were reading it?

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