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Flexible mannequins were always going to be a mistake by fishfingerin funny

[–]RandallDangerStevens 11 points12 points ago

What are you five years old? Adults give mannequins the "Shocker" instead.

What is the optimal weapon for defense against a zombie? by TheArmadiloWhispererin AskReddit

[–]RandallDangerStevens 1 point2 points ago

Yes, but it will take a lot longer than it would for a human to die, long enough that the zombie would have plenty of time to keep attacking you. I'm not saying it won't kill them, but it won't be as efficient as other weapons.

Midway through the thriller movie "Zodiac" I was wondering how much longer it was. IMDB + Adblock Scared the shit out of me. by isaiahvanderhydenin funny

[–]RandallDangerStevens 0 points1 point ago

It's long, mate. But It's a great movie if you like intelligent thrillers.

The easy solution to the 4chan problem by TheUpvoteUnderBellyin funny

[–]RandallDangerStevens 0 points1 point ago

If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?

How to kill a big spider by felipemaster69in funny

[–]RandallDangerStevens 0 points1 point ago

"Oh no, there's a huge spider on the wall" "Well we better all take our shirts off then"

Epic Thriller Performance by LJHushAin funny

[–]RandallDangerStevens 1 point2 points ago

If this is true, then I'm only a homosexual, not a necrophiliac.

"If you want to understand a society, take a good look at the drugs it uses..." by Orangutanin funny

[–]RandallDangerStevens 0 points1 point ago

You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet.

Rick Santorum owned [FB] by Nattman69in funny

[–]RandallDangerStevens 1044 points1045 points ago

Are you posting in Europe where Twitter's abbreviation is "FB" because of the metric system?

What is the optimal weapon for defense against a zombie? by TheArmadiloWhispererin AskReddit

[–]RandallDangerStevens 2 points3 points ago

Incorrect sir. A flamethrower doesn't kill you because you burn to death. A flamethrower kills a human being because it burns up all their oxygen and they suffocate. Zombues don't breathe air, and therefore, setting them on fire will only make them a more formidable opponent.

Why I hate Catholics.... by Panda_paddlein atheism

[–]RandallDangerStevens 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I'm a vegetarian and I do the same thing. My cut-off is anything with a brain I consider to be sentient enough.

Comparing the Militants [Fixed] by so_obscurein atheism

[–]RandallDangerStevens 0 points1 point ago

This post is doing well despite the fact that it's not glorifying atheism. Yeah, r/atheism is TOTALLY a circlejerk. "S" <----Sarcasm S

Hey atheists...what do you say when someone sneezes? by SexyTeddyRooseveltin atheism

[–]RandallDangerStevens -1 points0 points ago

Dude, chill the fuck out. The thread got like 7 comments pretty quickly, so obviously there are people that think it's a good question.

The adventures of Employee Man! by alliebpin funny

[–]RandallDangerStevens -2 points-1 points ago

So be it! We don't need god.

The adventures of Employee Man! by alliebpin funny

[–]RandallDangerStevens 22 points23 points ago

We work jobs we hate, so we can buy shit we don't need.

A bad girl gets paddled by MetroHeatin Spanking

[–]RandallDangerStevens 0 points1 point ago

Obviously she's a bad girl, she wasn't wearing any panties.

Comments like these = +1 humanity by goldenchopsticksin atheism

[–]RandallDangerStevens 0 points1 point ago

That's why you should use the sarcasm "S". It's a captial letter S in quotations used to show sarcasm via text.

Pope Palpatine by grimmlessin funny

[–]RandallDangerStevens -6 points-5 points ago

Kind of like being born into a Christian community is brainwashing?

during 'Frozen Planet' tonight by Epershandin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]RandallDangerStevens 0 points1 point ago

Truman Show. What an underated movie.

Goddamn Now I gotta kill her in her sleep [Fixed] by Shazambomin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]RandallDangerStevens 0 points1 point ago

There's nothing wrong with one man finding another objectively attractive.

PETA protest in San Francisco. by musmanin WTF

[–]RandallDangerStevens 1 point2 points ago

Not all vegetarians are pretentious assholes. Just most of them.

One thing Reddit has taught me about my thoughts and habits. by RichTeain funny

[–]RandallDangerStevens 3 points4 points ago

I don't know what any of you guys are talking about, nor would I divulge that information if I possesed it.....Sir.

PETA protest in San Francisco. by musmanin WTF

[–]RandallDangerStevens 1 point2 points ago

No, they have a right to eat meat, just like I have a right not to.

PETA protest in San Francisco. by musmanin WTF

[–]RandallDangerStevens -4 points-3 points ago

Speaking as a vegetarian (who is not a part of PETA because they're fanatical terrorists) I don't get mad at animals for eating other animals because that's their only option. Humans don't need to kill other animals to survive. Anyway, I'm not looking to argue, I just wanted to answer your question.

I Had A Bro Friend, Once. by NineteenSixtySixin funny

[–]RandallDangerStevens 4 points5 points ago

Is it "scarry" because it stabbed you while you were reading it?

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