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I have a roomie that lies about EVERYthing. Bad lies. Illogical lies. What are your best Pathological Liar stories?? by pilar1347in AskReddit

[–]Randomacity 25 points26 points ago

I know a person who talks about herself, with another person, that she uses a different name to find out what said person thinks about her self. It's incredibly difficult to explain, but here goes. Let's call her Ashly

Ashly(Herself,Phone1): Whaddaya think of my new shoes?!

FriendA: I love them! OMG!

Ashly(AlterEgo,Phone2): God isn't Ashly annoying?!

FriendA: Yeah! She was telling me about her stupid shoes!

If you don't get it, 'Ashly' is finding out what other people think of her by having two phones and acting as one of her friends, talking about herself.

She does this all the time! I'm amazed that none of them catch on! It's scary manipulative! She's only 12 for jeez sake! I'm also ashamed of her...

Your entire existance has been a simulation. You are now dead, and you get to meet the designers of this grand simulation that was your life. They ask for your feedback; what do you tell them? by custerdomein AskReddit

[–]Randomacity 0 points1 point ago

MORE SEX! I WANTED MORE SEX YOU BULLOCK!

I bought an open box iPad, and the store never factory reset the iPad and now I have all the previous owners email, Facebook and personal info, what do I do? by Oppsiedaisyin AskReddit

[–]Randomacity 2 points3 points ago

"I'm Gay! lolololol jk!" Then send malicious e-mails starting flame wars round the country!

I'm kidding, just do the reset yourself and don't worry about it.

I was going to go sky diving but found that you had to sit through an 8 hour training course. Any other suggestions on how to get my life out of a rut? by Wormwood03in AskReddit

[–]Randomacity 1 point2 points ago

Do it! Just go to the class, it's 8 hours out of the thousands you'll live. Go with a partner that'll pull the chute for you, I find that less scary.

I'm a 14 year old boy, and ive gotten really out of shape the past 3 years, any tips on how to get in to sports? by jimanskin AskReddit

[–]Randomacity 1 point2 points ago

I can't do group sports, ones that require you to work with another person to achieve a goal (Football, Soccer, Hockey ect.), so I Wrestle and bike, keeps me in shape and is awesome. If you're really worried about your weight wrestling will change your life.

My uncle died this morning. How am I supposed to feel right now? by bioshrapnelin AskReddit

[–]Randomacity 2 points3 points ago

Nothing... For awhile. You may feel a rush of feelings.

I can only see this new feature hurting feelings in the future. [FB] by princesscmoneyin WTF

[–]Randomacity 2 points3 points ago

How is that in any way useful?

How much could I get for a 2008 Gary Fisher Hi-Fi 29er? Approximately 1100-1200 total miles, Avid xx brakes, new G3 Cleansweep 185mm rotors, Rock Shox Reba front fork, Fox RP 23 rear shock, 2010 swing arm, new rear gears and chain. by Theycallmewheatthinsin MTB

[–]Randomacity 3 points4 points ago

I'd buy it for probably about $600-$800.

A woman sentenced to starvation death, Mongolia 1913 by gonzales82in WTF

[–]Randomacity -1 points0 points ago

Messed up much?

$250 for a used Trek 4300 a good deal? by Mlcboarderin MTB

[–]Randomacity 0 points1 point ago

Eh, I have a 2010 4300... I go it for $400 and I feel like I've gotten a lot of my moneys worth back.

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My best friends funeral is scheduled to be picketed is there anything I can do? by NeverReadsOPin AskReddit

[–]Randomacity 0 points1 point ago

Yet a negative times a negative equals a positive! Double infinity win!

My best friends funeral is scheduled to be picketed is there anything I can do? by NeverReadsOPin AskReddit

[–]Randomacity 1 point2 points ago

Lets tur this into that thing where everybody who hears about this tries to go to the event to show support!

I am Michael Dirda, Pulitzer-Prize winning book critic who has been called the best-read man in America. by MichaelDirdain IAmA

[–]Randomacity 13 points14 points ago

You're getting too good. There's no other way to say this, but I think it's time to move on to acrylics.

Dear Reddit, What is your best "would you rather..." scenario? Possibly NSFW by aharreldin AskReddit

[–]Randomacity 2 points3 points ago

Is this how much we really value our WNBA?

What's your favorite nude/topless scene in a movie (excluding porn)? (NSFW) by shampoo_my_crotchin AskReddit

[–]Randomacity 7 points8 points ago

Just like every High-Schooler... Ever.

Has anything ever made you be ashamed of the human race? by SrsBisnisin AskReddit

[–]Randomacity 22 points23 points ago

Journal Entry #252 - A redditor called 'Gorack' confused me greatly this evening, using the word 'made' in place for what I believed should have been 'mad'. As confused as I am, I refuse to let this affect my... 'work'.

Pull out the throwaways, what is something you know about your employer that would shock your clients? by devil-girlin AskReddit

[–]Randomacity 1 point2 points ago

No.

Why would you vote for Walker? by nklotzin wisconsin

[–]Randomacity 10 points11 points ago

I like this new Colbert.

If you could re-write the ending to any film, what film and what would the new ending be? by americanslang59in AskReddit

[–]Randomacity 1 point2 points ago

Can we change this to video games... Only all the answers would be to make the ending of Mass Effect 3 matter...

Creative/Awesome Adult Film Premises: Lets hear your ideas Reddit! [NSFW] by RadarReadyin AskReddit

[–]Randomacity -1 points0 points ago

Did porn run out of ideas or something?

In the past 48 hours I have: been mugged (out $200 and gained a black eye), nearly died from anaphylaxsis and just got home from work to find an email from my doctor saying my cervical cancer is back. Reddit, what is the worst 48 hours you've ever had and how did you get through it? by GodzillaIsLaughingin AskReddit

[–]Randomacity 0 points1 point ago

I found out I had to coach a pe-wee Hockey team, teaching Kinder Garters and such. When I got there I knew we had a lot of work to do, none of the kids could skate, or pass, or shoot, or anything. I found out a player of mie had Leukemia. My players then asked me if they would get Leukemia... It was quite impossible to coach them. As if it was ay worse, I had to face the Adams county hockey team in a week, the rivals to our Park County hockey team, we were screwed. Worst of all, the boy with Leukemia was gonna die... And his last wish was for us to win...

By the way... I'm a third grader in Colorado.

Did you ever have a moment of "evil genius" that you actually went through with? by EvaSylvestrein AskReddit

[–]Randomacity 1 point2 points ago

Did he died?

Have you ever been inspired by something you saw in porn, tried it IRL, and had less than erotic results? [NSFW] by sir_wanks_a_bunchin AskReddit

[–]Randomacity 1 point2 points ago

Did you have to cut a rib out?

Have you ever been inspired by something you saw in porn, tried it IRL, and had less than erotic results? [NSFW] by sir_wanks_a_bunchin AskReddit

[–]Randomacity 0 points1 point ago

Do tell?

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