So yeah, I got promoted...

Rainbow_Bacon · 2 days

I had a similar word mixup with my mother...

"One sec!"

"It's almost midnight, no more secs!"

Shuyo · 6 days

Maybe a housewife took it between her legs, but instead of spinning it off, she made it stand straight up?

Shuyo · 7 days

Hispanic, actually. Because she's the housemaid. Racism, it's what's for dinner.

Shuyo · 12 days

Well, the clarity between the subject and the rocks is pretty equal, maybe a little too equal.

cheekycherry · 12 days

I WILL use "Sweet creamy peanut butter Jesus nipples" in conversation someday.

Fedgrub · 12 days

It looks like the beginning of a music video to me. Something about the color and the toning just feels like that sort of style.

WildMagnemite · 12 days

I felt awful when I chose the Revenge option of dealing with Dimitri, and Kate was killed as a result. It made me really upset, actually. She was the only woman Niko had a real connection to.

WildMagnemite · 12 days

Now I wonder what it would be like if you replaced the pedestrian-getting-run-over audio files with the turret voices.

Uberballs · 12 days

It's a great start, although you went a bit far with the clarity. It makes you look like you rubbed your face in a vat of grease.

The lighting is wonderful, though, and I'm sure it'll look better with tweaking. Amazing for a first try!

Shuyo · 12 days

I find it kind of funny how that last magazine cover has the woman reaching out and grabbing the crab's claw with an angry look on her face rather than screaming in terror and clinging to the guy. Strangely progressive. Must've been the late 50's.

And hell, she's doing it better than he is, she's grabbing it without being pinched at all.

Shuyo · 12 days

What else does it do?

Shuyo · 13 days

Thanks! I was trying to make it look as "professional" as possible, hence the extreme sharpness.

Shuyo · 13 days

The downvote count isn't the actual downvote count. It's a made-up amount, for all I know, only one person actually upvoted it.

Shuyo · 13 days

I know, I was like "I need to white that out" when I took the photo...but I forgot.

Oh_stop_it_you · 13 days

/r/aww to /r/catsnshit

Shuyo · 20 days

I was extremely tired.

Shuyo · 20 days

But then you can say that you wear your sunglasses at night.

grubbzter · 20 days

Eternal Sunshine Of The Potless Mind - A biased documentary meant to turn teenagers away from marijuana usage.

LeonRubix · 2 months

Ayuh, that's Maine for you.

Shuyo

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