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Ventura on Woke up early and surprised my lady with breakfast in bed this morning. It was well received.

2012-02-04T21:06:10.190951-07:00-0700

That looks like a Crumpet!, Ah so that's what you guys call an English muffin.

Ventura on -15°C ? Better lick a lamppost.

2012-02-04T16:25:48.049073-07:00-0700

Prolly should get his mate to pee on his tongue...

Ventura on The Commentary on the Irish Jersey Shore keeps getting funnier and funnier... [x-post r/ireland]

2012-01-31T15:39:40.315490-07:00-0700

I WANT MOAR. Seriously though, live in Ireland for a year like I did, it's fucking gas.

Ventura on Normal person size children's breakfast.

2012-01-28T15:48:18.247533-07:00-0700

Where's the moist? Nowt beans?

Went to the UK recently, these things are amazing!

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 15:45:29 -0700

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Ventura on May I present the child's breakfast, named because its the same weight as a small child. This is what being British is all about.

2012-01-26T10:47:46.240072-07:00-0700

But they are SOOOOOOOOOO LUSH.

Ventura on Why communication with aliens is difficult.

2012-01-24T10:35:55.101532-07:00-0700

Haters gonna hate.

Ventura on Caterpillar mimics snake. (very rare)

2012-01-24T08:25:08.040088-07:00-0700

That is unreal. I'm really stunned by that pic.

Ventura on Nah man. Every kid in the 90s remembers the frustration of THIS place.

2012-01-23T15:09:37.565475-07:00-0700

Me either bud, after my time. I remember Pogs though.

Ventura on Mobility. Fuck yeah.

2012-01-23T15:06:48.988694-07:00-0700

omg I used to own that. Fuck.

Ventura on Just mowing the roof as usual

2012-01-20T09:12:26.264693-07:00-0700

I bet that is excellent insulation.

Ventura on My coworker sketches a lot, and doesn't think he's very good. Let's show him some love Reddit.

2012-01-15T11:26:37.388876-07:00-0700

Brolaf?

Ventura on Every fucking time..

2012-01-15T10:17:10.086949-07:00-0700

Get up and eat something, blood sugar level is low and your body has excess adrenaline, keeps you from sleeping. I read that on reddit from someone else.

Ventura on My friends earth science teacher is a murderer of love.

2012-01-15T00:52:25.691364-07:00-0700

Forever a stone.

Ventura on That moment of clarity when...

2012-01-10T01:44:31.057755-07:00-0700

...That moment when you remember 4 cups of tea still brewing... cold... in the kitchen downstairs... *attempt number 3*

Ventura on I love alcohol...

2012-01-08T19:51:30.705927-07:00-0700

I kinda grew out of pot. Realised it just made me lazy and unmotivated. Booze for all the bad press it gets, ain't all that bad responsibly.

Ventura on Her body doesn't make sense...in a good way.

2012-01-08T19:45:14.321266-07:00-0700

There is no definitive rule on language, it is used as we want, you can be a grammar nut-bag about it - or like me, and not give a shit, people that don't care, tend to get on better with people.

Ventura on When you need it to feel like a stranger.

2012-01-08T12:12:35.989426-07:00-0700

I use this along with euthymol toothpaste and Listerine, when I finish in the bathroom, it feels damned refreshing. Try it out.

I love alcohol...

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 23:45:54 -0700

You could be on any manner of drug and society will just think you are drunk.

Love it or hate it, you cannot deny how much you can put down to being 'drunk'.

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Ventura on Who has fond memories of battling it out here?

2012-01-07T22:40:23.814487-07:00-0700

HAI GUIZ WHO LIKES TO EAT FOOD, DRINK SODA AND HAVE SEX.

Ventura on I need 3 RP to buy a new skin, Riot asked for a draw... so i make Saintvicious udyr skin

2012-01-07T18:04:57.797507-07:00-0700

I wonder if he will share his Oxy from the physio.

Ventura on I've never felt so bad for pants before...

2012-01-07T15:50:31.418629-07:00-0700

Shit depresses me. I'll be down the gym.

Ventura on Ult In Ten Community Questions - Dyrus

2012-01-02T22:05:41.553872-07:00-0700

I'm actually curious on his opinions of Rumble since he said he had be practicing him alot recently. How viable is Jungle Rumble?

Ventura on 1990s film alphabet

2011-12-31T22:45:28.793817-07:00-0700

Only one on that list that disappointed was Y, if that is You've got Mail, but I'm glad Very Bad Things was on there.

Ventura on If Indiana Jones' father drank from the cup of life in 'The Last Crusade', why is he dead by 'Crystal Skull'?

2011-12-25T21:46:11.878763-07:00-0700

What's the Crystal Skull?