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If you post in this thread, I will MSpaint your username. by skeezoin funny

[–]ZarqonsBeard 0 points1 point ago

What could one do with this I wonder

This just happened. by Testicle_Festivalin WTF

[–]ZarqonsBeard 0 points1 point ago

Why isn't this posted in r/thingsthatrlegendary?

What cheat code is embedded into your brain? by Adezuin AskReddit

[–]ZarqonsBeard 0 points1 point ago

Cheese steak jimmy's, Age of Empires

Simple [fixed] by leftovers432in funny

[–]ZarqonsBeard 1 point2 points ago

This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen in my life. And I have seen some shit

LEAST INTERESTING ALTER-EGO IN THE WORLD by POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUYin AdviceAnimals

[–]ZarqonsBeard 0 points1 point ago

I really hate you.

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[–]ZarqonsBeard 0 points1 point ago

You could have just said that to begin with and skipped this tiresome dialogue.

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[–]ZarqonsBeard 0 points1 point ago

I JUST DON'T LIKE CHEETOS OKAY. GET OFF MY CASE.

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[–]ZarqonsBeard 0 points1 point ago

Not true! Cotton Candy is not made in the traditional way that one makes candy. It is also much larger than the average candy size, and is held in one's hand like a corndog. It cannot be chewed, because it melts in your mouth, and cannot really be handled because it congeals to your hand. It is made out of mostly sugar, but unlike sugar it will seldom be listed as an ingredient in Rachel Ray's copyright contested cookbook. Therefore, since Cotton Candy is an unclassifiable good, you must really dislike that as well, right?

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[–]ZarqonsBeard 0 points1 point ago

It's in the name dude. Cotton "Candy".

LEAST INTERESTING ALTER-EGO IN THE WORLD by POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUYin AdviceAnimals

[–]ZarqonsBeard 0 points1 point ago

Cotton Candy?

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[–]ZarqonsBeard 0 points1 point ago

That's because Doritos are in a particular category of food. The chip category. What category is a cheeto in? It's unclassifiable. I don't eat unclassifiable foods.

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[–]ZarqonsBeard 0 points1 point ago

So do Doritos but I bet you have no problem with that.

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[–]ZarqonsBeard 0 points1 point ago

It's the consistency of it, and it gets all over your fingers when you eat it.

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[–]ZarqonsBeard 4 points5 points ago

Hey! Be nice, you're talking to a celebrity.

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[–]ZarqonsBeard -3 points-2 points ago

How do you throw a number at anything? That's just stupid.

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