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Huming by kidt82in funny

[–]afartindolphin 1 point2 points ago

Yeah what happens when they melt?

If this is Snowman World's form of seasonal frozen precipitation, does it rain melted human body parts during the rest of the year?

This would mean they probably drink melted people for hydration since they don't have water for rain, and that snowmen are mostly made out of it, like we are of water.

Fuck.

change one word in a movie title to erection, go... by whowantstogoin funny

[–]afartindolphin 1 point2 points ago

50 First Erections.

Just a little Eskimo by scotti182in pics

[–]afartindolphin 1 point2 points ago

Is there someone standing behind the kid? Wearing jeans?

I am positive by richasain funny

[–]afartindolphin -1 points0 points ago

What kind of dolphin?

I broke my neck skydiving. This is the video I was taking when it happened. by grahvityin videos

[–]afartindolphin 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a child close to the camera on the right, the doubling of the eye makes that look creepy as fuck.

My friend Abbie has the best Christmas sweater by D0llWithAGunin pics

[–]afartindolphin 0 points1 point ago

I want some canned baby Jesus!

i duno da anser to dat by mariokartmaster64in funny

[–]afartindolphin 0 points1 point ago

Huh... a group in my ME design class this semester is doing a longboard redesign. We use Pro\E though, close one.

This ex-construction worker dude in my film class lives 80 miles from school. He is never late. He always helps out with other students projects and he never asks us to help out on any of his projects. He turned this in yesterday. by donutsamichin videos

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ALso the day some 17 year old girl went missing, Yup.

Drop the assumption of 2009...

Back to 1809 and it's the launch date of the HMS Ajax.

Again to 1609 and Ludwig von Siegen is being baptised.

Still not sure where I'm going with this.

I always wished someone made this image, so I did. Definitely forgot a few, but these are the biggies. by tiidesin trees

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"But it has been thought of that if we could, with a publicly announced intentions of doing so, start pulling people over if they would go just .5 mph over the speed limit. This would give a definite picture to the people as to whether they were really breaking the law if they speed, which is an often overlooked but blatant breaking of a law. This was decided to be too strict of a policy on speeding."

-More Fake Police Quotes

This ex-construction worker dude in my film class lives 80 miles from school. He is never late. He always helps out with other students projects and he never asks us to help out on any of his projects. He turned this in yesterday. by donutsamichin videos

[–]afartindolphin 2 points3 points ago

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There are 23 each of the letters K and C in the final credits.

(KC)2 = (23)2 = 529.

05-02-09

Day of the 2009 Global Marijuana March...

Not sure where I was going with that.

I always wished someone made this image, so I did. Definitely forgot a few, but these are the biggies. by tiidesin trees

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"If we pulled over everyone that went even 5 mph over the limit we'd be stuck giving tickets all day." -The Police

My dad smelled gas at work and evacuated... then this happened. by XxqTZpxXin pics

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A totally unrelated event?

Why vape is better: by [deleted]in trees

[–]afartindolphin 95 points96 points ago

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I agree, BUT, there's nothing quite like a fat blunt. Besides a fat joint. Or a huge bong rip. Or a shotgun, greens on a fresh bowl or one-hitters. So.... yeah.

so true. by rws217in funny

[–]afartindolphin 5 points6 points ago

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Velociraptor wearing top hat walks in your door, politely asks "Is everything ok sir?"

"Yes Geophrey I was just startled by the strangest..." you look around and notice the time on your cuckoo clock... 11:11. "It's just odd Geophrey, every night... 11:11..."

OH GOD YOU DON'T OWN A CUCKOO CLOCK! Double dream. Now go back to sleep.

I have Battlefield 3 t-shirts to give away. How do you guys want to do this? by crash7800in battlefield3

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Prediction: Too bad I didn't win.

Meet Susan: by [deleted]in funny

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...and was Ghost Rider because of the deal with the devil he made to get it.

ZILF by dQorin pics

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STD'Z

ZILF by dQorin pics

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Careful... you might catch something.

ALL OUT CALL FOR HELP FROM #OCCUPYWALLSTREET by ep1032in politics

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I am unable to not read this in my head as "ALL OUT CALLOUT"

1,000 ENTgineer Contest!!! by pineapplebackpackin StonerEngineering

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I just visited today to check if he'd backed it up yet. NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Wait....WHAT?! by eNTe_eXein funny

[–]afartindolphin 4 points5 points ago

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I always thought he was way more brown than black.

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