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Today I was asked, "So, do you want to be more than just cousins?" What's the worst pickup line you've heard? by Combustibuttin AskReddit

[–]bonnster 0 points1 point ago

Not directly to me but to my husband... "Dude your wife is hot. Do you share?"

Hey Reddit, what are some of your small town WTF stories? I'll start. by Aw_Hell_Nawin AskReddit

[–]bonnster 3 points4 points ago

Omg, was that in Prineville?

[request] could someone colorize this photo of my grandma? by bonnsterin picrequests

[–]bonnster[S] 0 points1 point ago

I think it's great! No need for redo s. I really appreciate your work :)

[request] could someone colorize this photo of my grandma? by bonnsterin picrequests

[–]bonnster[S] 0 points1 point ago

Really great work! Thank you!!!

[request] could someone colorize this photo of my grandma? by bonnsterin picrequests

[–]bonnster[S] 0 points1 point ago

Great job! I love it!

[request] could someone colorize this photo of my grandma? by bonnsterin picrequests

[–]bonnster[S] 0 points1 point ago

That's so awesome thank you so much!!!!

[request] retouch/recolor this photo of my grandparents? by bonnsterin picrequests

[–]bonnster[S] 0 points1 point ago

No, thank you!

Companion or Companion? by phasers_to_stunin doctorwho

[–]bonnster 1 point2 points ago

Firefly = the other best show evaaaar!

Awesome find in the kids section at my local Half Price Books! by bonnsterin doctorwho

[–]bonnster[S] 1 point2 points ago

This was the only DW book they had :/ I would have bought more if they had 'em!

[request] retouch/recolor this photo of my grandparents? by bonnsterin picrequests

[–]bonnster[S] 0 points1 point ago

Beautiful job!

[request] retouch/recolor this photo of my grandparents? by bonnsterin picrequests

[–]bonnster[S] 1 point2 points ago

Wow! I didn't expect people to respond so quickly! You guys are totally rad! Thanks times a billion :)

I almost got kidnapped but didn't realize it until years later. Reddit, what is something catastrophic that has almost happened to you? by pornicornucopiain AskReddit

[–]bonnster 3 points4 points ago

When I was 19 I was waiting at a bus stop alone to go see my boyfriend who lived a few towns away. A man in his mid to late 40's pulled up to me and asked if I wanted a ride. This is basically how it went:

Him: hey, would you like a ride? I'm going as far as Salt Lake. Me: no thanks, the bus should be here soon. Him: awe come on, I'm a nice guy! Me: I said no thank you. I'm sure you're a nice guy but I don't know you so I'm not getting in your car. Him: (he notices my nose piercing) I like your nose ring. Do you have any other piercings you want to show me? Me: no I don't. now leave me the fuck alone before I call the cops!

It was at the point that he drove off in a hurry before I even considered writing down his plate numbers. The bu arrived shortly after that and I told my boyfriend about the whole thing. A few days later there was a local new story about a man fitting his exact physical description along with his blue sedan who had been abducting teen girls and sexually assaulting them. He hadn't been caught yet. We don't know if he was ever caught. To this day I wish i had written down the plate number.

TLDR: I was nearly abducted by a possible rapist when I was 18:

My Girlfriend has an Identical Twin..Help? (Female twins appreciated!) by PhilGarberin AskReddit

[–]bonnster 0 points1 point ago

That's funny because my two older siblings are fraternal twins & my brother hates my sisters husband...but that's mostly because he's a giant douche to our sister and none of us (brother, me & our youngest sister) like him. But on the other hand my brother introduced me to my husband and they're still really good friends.

Saved an owl today that was wedged between the house and the shed. by neoikonin pics

[–]bonnster 0 points1 point ago

Aaaaaawe! That's adorable!

The 12th Doctor? by bonnsterin doctorwho

[–]bonnster[S] 0 points1 point ago

Yes, an unknown actor would be good. I was just fantasizing is all lol.

The 12th Doctor? by bonnsterin doctorwho

[–]bonnster[S] 1 point2 points ago

I should have mentioned my picks in my OP but I think Chris O'Dowd or Simon Pegg...yeah I know Simon was already in an episode (which was awesome btw) but it'd still be rad.

Friend snapped this in New Orleans. The very definition of "Haters Gonna Hate" by sassoooooin pics

[–]bonnster 2 points3 points ago

Must have been close enough to his last regeneration.

[Douchebag boyfriend alert] My girlfriend is growing a Magnum PI. How do I tell her without crushing her? by ThrowAwayWhiskersin AskReddit

[–]bonnster 0 points1 point ago

I have a bit of peach fuzz that got worse after I had my son. I noticed and I wax it myself about every 6 weeks. It's easy and only costs me around 8 bucks for the wax I use that I only have to buy every 6 months.

That being said; I deserve a fucking spa trip for keeping myself nice and smooth for the husband....he'd better see this.

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