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How can I absorb more of the water I drink? by jezmckin Fitness

[–]desperatechaos 0 points1 point ago

It's what plants crave!

why they so mad? by xtc46in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]desperatechaos 1 point2 points ago

Haha the more I see of this guy the more I dislike him. Did he actually PM xtc because he was that mad?

My new squat PR, 415 lbs. by bte1in Fitness

[–]desperatechaos 0 points1 point ago

Age/weight/height/other relevant stats?

Want a simple plan to weight train for strength? by trixiethesalmonin xxfitness

[–]desperatechaos 13 points14 points ago

Seriously, take lucy's advice and do a good beginner program like Starting Strength. 5/3/1 is not ideal for beginners.

And if you're not sure if you're a beginner or not, you are.

UCLA vs Cal - given the choice, would you still pick Cal over UCLA? by freelightsin berkeley

[–]desperatechaos -1 points0 points ago

Don't you know? You're a celebrity! Everyone knows!

UCLA vs Cal - given the choice, would you still pick Cal over UCLA? by freelightsin berkeley

[–]desperatechaos -1 points0 points ago

Hey, you're the dude with his own subreddit.

My friend clean and jerking 2.022 times body weight by goodymanin weightlifting

[–]desperatechaos 0 points1 point ago

Impressive. I wish I had this much strength. :(

This guy literally has no idea what he's talking about. Also, an ignorant racist thanks to RES's tracking skills. by desperatechaosin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]desperatechaos[S] 2 points3 points ago

One of his many exemplary comments:

"another day in the Arab part of world"

Fixed that for you. Don't generalize the Middle East as being all shitskinned Arab sandniggers, please. Some of us who live in the Middle East are actually human (unlike Arabs). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ8MLBnKLeg&feature=related

Torchlight 2 Beta stress test ends mid afternoon on 24th of MAY, you got 2 days to try this game out for FREE. Details inside! by foreskinpeelerin Playdate

[–]desperatechaos 0 points1 point ago

Signed up for an account but forgot to check the box for newsletters. Went back into account settings to check the box afterward. So far I don't see anything. Are you supposed to get this in your email or on the website?

Literally Then Die by poagurtin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]desperatechaos 2 points3 points ago

At least she's hot. Or I'm hoping she is, even though she's 185 lbs at 6 feet.

I just want to see one person using this in real life. by edubationin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]desperatechaos 10 points11 points ago

Me too. I was like "hey this is pretty cool... oh wait no never mind."

I just want to see one person using this in real life. by edubationin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]desperatechaos 11 points12 points ago

What the actual fuck.

Strong! - A PBS Independent film about American female super heavyweight Cheryl Haworth, coming out in late July by desperatechaosin weightlifting

[–]desperatechaos[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thought this was cool at first, but I hope the public doesn't get the impression that all lifters are fatasses.

What "amazing fact" or colloquialism do you know is actually wrong, and you're sick of correcting people about it? by TestZeroin AskReddit

[–]desperatechaos 0 points1 point ago

I don't know, why don't you try Google? I hear it's a rather nifty resource for common knowledge.

What "amazing fact" or colloquialism do you know is actually wrong, and you're sick of correcting people about it? by TestZeroin AskReddit

[–]desperatechaos 14 points15 points ago

People who read a lot have the opposite problem: knowing a bunch of words but not their correct pronunciations. Then we try to go around using them in real life and get laughed at. I've experienced this with words like bough.

[Form Check] - Power Clean by F-Thatin weightroom

[–]desperatechaos 1 point2 points ago

Your forearms should not be burning...

Very curious to know - who is the lightest person to total 1000lbs? by Deeeezain weightroom

[–]desperatechaos 6 points7 points ago

I read this as who is the lightest person to weigh 1000 lbs. Was very confused for a few seconds.

Tom Cruise by Circlepullerin gaming

[–]desperatechaos -1 points0 points ago

Don't know about the first two, but I'm pretty sure he didn't assault the guy who squirted him.

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