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What's the biggest non-sexual benefit of having a girlfriend/boyfriend? by littlebalooneyin AskReddit

[–]herpherpderpderp 0 points1 point ago

Cuddling, hands down.

Nothing better than falling asleep with the arms of someone you care about around you.

Let's throw a Pity Party! What is troubling you right now, Reddit? by pinewriterin AskReddit

[–]herpherpderpderp 0 points1 point ago

In the past week-- my boyfriend dumped me, his grandfather passed away, I didn't get the internship I was gunning for, and I still have yet to quit my awful retail job.

In Haiku... what ended your last relationship? by pinkchairin AskReddit

[–]herpherpderpderp 0 points1 point ago

"I want to break up

I don't feel for you that way

There's no hope for us"

Always the last place you look. by shrugaliciousin funny

[–]herpherpderpderp -1 points0 points ago

Lived there until I was 5, right on the canal.

Our bank was in Sandwich.

Who's at UConn for the summer and why? by PigletChopsin UCONN

[–]herpherpderpderp 0 points1 point ago

Enjoy Biochem! /sarcasm

Though I've heard that the summer course is not as tough as during the fall/spring semesters. The exams are open ended questions so you have the chance for partial credit, whereas during the regular semester they were only multiple choice (only 30 or so questions).

Who is smarter, you or your SO? How do you feel about it? by smootiein AskReddit

[–]herpherpderpderp 0 points1 point ago

He's definitely smarter than me. He's on track to get a PhD in nanotechnology and just accepted a position at IBM, whereas I struggled to graduate with a BS in molecular/cell biology.

It's a nice change from all of my exes, whose lack of intelligence (not just academically, but socially as well) really bothered me.

How did you meet your best friend? by PsychoSevenin AskReddit

[–]herpherpderpderp 0 points1 point ago

My female best friend lived 2 doors down from me my freshman year of college.

One of my male best friends hooked up with the aforementioned female friend, and lived below me last year; they're also in the same fraternity so we hung out a lot. Now we all live together.

Feeling a bit nostalgic, I look back to the video that made me join Minecraft by Two212twelvein Minecraft

[–]herpherpderpderp 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the time we set my roommates house on fire (after backing up the server). It was hilarious watching him try to put it out, but he must not have liked it because ever since then we haven't really played.

What is the most embarrassing things you do/did with your girlfriend/fiance/wife etc. that you wouldn't admit to anyone? Possibly NSFW by Bravo72dcin AskReddit

[–]herpherpderpderp 8 points9 points ago

Almost every day we talk about poop and poop-related things.

He also gives me the goat quite often.

The other night, I heard my boyfriend yell, "Yeah, f*** the mailman!" in his sleep. What ridiculous things have you heard/said in yours or someone else's sleep? by Latyonin AskReddit

[–]herpherpderpderp 30 points31 points ago

I was getting into bed around 1 AM and my boyfriend was already asleep. I laid next to him and he starts reaching under my shorts (down by my thigh), and I got really confused so I rolled over towards him. He then said "I just want to finger you once," tried to finger me, missed, and rolled back over. I asked if he wanted to keep his hand there, because it was warm or something, and he said "no I'm tired"

Later in the night I rolled over to see him looking at me, he again tried to finger me and then rolled back over.

Reddit, what are your best/worst stories from meeting your SO's parents for the first time? by themartypartyyyin AskReddit

[–]herpherpderpderp 2 points3 points ago

I knew that I'd be meeting my SO's family on easter. I thought that meant parents and siblings, which I was fine with.

Nope, he neglected to tell me that it also meant grandparents, aunts, uncles, and cousins.

My boyfriend always does super sweet things for me. Guys of Reddit, what are some sweet things that girls can do for guys? by picadilly17in AskReddit

[–]herpherpderpderp 4 points5 points ago

I make my boyfriend themed CDs.

The first one was some songs I figured he'd like, the second was a song starting with every letter of the alphabet, and the most recent one was various video game themes from games we've both played.

Where are you studying? by uconnhusky15in UCONN

[–]herpherpderpderp 0 points1 point ago

That's where I am right now.

Normally I just study at my house. Library is too distracting for me.

The weekend awaits us Reddit. What do you all have planned for this weekend? by runfromtheraptorin AskReddit

[–]herpherpderpderp 0 points1 point ago

Studying for my last set of finals ever.

We may never know by HorseMeatSandwichin AdviceAnimals

[–]herpherpderpderp 1 point2 points ago

I started watching Billy Madison for the first time with my boyfriend last week, and couldn't get through more than half an hour. It was just plain stupid to me.

I'm 21, almost 22.

Whats something you're good at, but hate doing? by gurgauein AskReddit

[–]herpherpderpderp 1 point2 points ago

Granted, but it won't make me any less pissed off that people don't have the common decency to at least try to put things back in the shelf instead of throwing it on the floor.

Whats something you're good at, but hate doing? by gurgauein AskReddit

[–]herpherpderpderp 13 points14 points ago

I've worked in retail for the past 2 years and while I'm one of the best workers at my store, I come home from work every day pissed to no end because I have to deal with people who do this: http://i.imgur.com/U7urg.jpg

What was the strangest game you played with your sibling/friend when you were growing up? by Homeboroin AskReddit

[–]herpherpderpderp 0 points1 point ago

My brother and sister and I would use this desk to play Bank or Store, and then flip it over and play Boat.

Also, my brother and I would take turns putting pillows on each others faces and sitting on them.

Reddit, what's your drink? by ADocksideBarin AskReddit

[–]herpherpderpderp 0 points1 point ago

Sour apple vodka with anything I can find; usually Sprite, but sometimes just a shot or two.

Accosted by police. What does a "Referral on Spring Weekend" consist of? by Aeternelin UCONN

[–]herpherpderpderp 0 points1 point ago

Because it will be. I couldn't even get to my car in F-lot at 6:15 yesterday without being treated extremely disrespectfully by the police blocking it off.

What's one of those things that everyone around you has experienced but you haven't? by Icaninternetsin AskReddit

[–]herpherpderpderp 0 points1 point ago

Never experienced death, besides that of a pet. I've never even been to a funeral.

Retail workers know what I mean by psychotronofdethin funny

[–]herpherpderpderp 0 points1 point ago

While I absolutely loathe working at AE, the fact that we can look up our inventory in the computer makes my job just that much easier and prevents unnecessary trips to the back.

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