Retarded Pet Owner Rage

ingenieronegro · 6 days

use the sarcasm exclamation point! e.g. "(!)"

ByzantineBasileus · 6 days

I wasn't going to read the whole thing...but then I noticed the font change and felt compelled to finish it. A wonderful message mate!

wstd · 6 days

You've heard them? What have they said to you?

Tell me of the whisperings of the wise salt & vinegar chips.

natjo · 9 days

Guys, STOP FIGHTING...DON'T YOU SEE THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE TICKS WANT?!

ingenieronegro · 14 days

Did a little google image search...I can't find the true origin, but I'm led to believe that the design is purely cosmetic. However with modern day advances in fleshlight technology

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!

ingenieronegro · 14 days

If they combined this with these Japan's economy would collapse.

LifeofaLorax · 14 days

This is better than when I saw this same comic with a guy because you're a girl.

ingenieronegro · 15 days

the best damn musician that's ever unlived.

apocalypsebrad · 16 days

chodestevens, you truly are a treasure. TJ, have a drink and relax

apocalypsebrad · 16 days

The New Season of Metalocalypse Is Upon Us.

apocalypsebrad · 16 days

this is the coolest thing I've ever seen in my fucking life.

Wylie15 · 18 days

This was not completely perfect in every single way. It's impossible to thus give you credit for the thought you put into this because you may or may not have made a human error.

In summary, this is an unforgivable genuine new idea that could never be appreciated fully because you apparently do not read and then memorize all forums and guidebooks relating to creepers and creeper mythology.

for shame. FOR SHAME.

nickmarks · 20 days

I'm thinking movie poster. I'm also thinking reddit writes a script for this. I'm also thinking reddit fan-makes the movie.

Step 4. Profit

99redpuppets · 22 days

I skimmed through the OC and completely missed the "crazy busy" part...so I thought your comment was completely out of context...and perfectly hilarious.

garfieldsam · 22 days

not a joke at all. it breaks my mind that someone like him can be so...what........I can't.....I can't finish my sente-BIEBER!BIEBER!BIEBER!BIEBER!JUSTIN!JUSTIN!JUSTIN!JUSTIN

flying_dutchmaster · 22 days

hahaha, in my head you had your original post, it was downvoted to oblivion, you added the "jest" and reddit was like "OH, it was SARCASM!" and then upvoted.

...I mean that probably didn't happen, but in my head it did.

CantHackItPantywaist · 22 days

oh SHIT, N0V0S SIGNED IN to agree..you KNOW this shit just got real.

ingenieronegro · 24 days

Do you like bigger guys in general? Or was he your first/last?

xereeto · 24 days

I keep throwing money at your comment but nothing is happening. Also my quarters are denting my screen.

ingenieronegro

TROPHY CASE

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