What is your sleeping ritual?

Ititchestoomuch · 2012-05-24T19:25:04.244566+00:00

Must read a little before sleep. Room must be very dark, and a little cold.

Sugreev2001 · 2012-05-24T18:32:08.759230+00:00

Me-Ow

simon_wang12 · 2012-05-24T17:34:20.831925+00:00

Diane Lane.

awkward_peach · 2012-05-24T17:33:40.477276+00:00

Opening this thread.

horribleboss · 2012-05-24T17:32:37.794001+00:00

The boss is refusing to tell me how much was taken for taxes

He has to do this. Request a copy of your 1099 form, and if he refuses, tell him you will call the IRS.

I'm a salaried employee who is paid for 80 hours every two weeks and that I will make up for that extra time by WORKING FROM HOME.

Without looking at the contract, there are some confusing points here. If you are only being paid for 80 hours, why do you have to makeup time?

You can pay an attorney for a consultation (look at the contract) and then sue him in small claims court. You won't need an attorney for this. Same for your expenses.

Clayburn · 2012-05-24T17:25:25.560475+00:00

See ya, France.

thefword · 2012-05-24T12:39:17.854217+00:00

My son graduates next week; it's been a long four years.

peetss · 2012-05-23T23:54:32.963147+00:00

My teachers did.

Wr3ckin_Cr3w · 2012-05-23T23:22:08.832731+00:00

Count the hipster flags:

Mini Cooper
Harry Potter Reference
Reddit sticker

jacobmclaughlin · 2012-05-23T16:09:00.515945-07:00

And trim my fingernails/toenails

laldans · 2012-05-23T23:08:29.986621+00:00

Plenty of good movies.

8emnero8 · 2012-05-23T23:08:19.587664+00:00

I'm Batman

peetss · 2012-05-23T23:06:59.798971+00:00

You will use Algebra, Trig and Calculus in everyday life.

theknightwhosays_nee · 2012-05-23T23:06:09.519215+00:00

Go to Law School.

1ncognito · 2012-05-23T23:05:58.816582+00:00

As a member of the 10%, I can confirm this.

DrToonz · 2012-05-23T23:04:51.399985+00:00

How come Frodo and Sam had to walk into Mordor, but got to fly out?

THANKS FOR NOTHING GANDALF!

littlebalooney · 2012-05-23T23:03:10.106264+00:00

Every man needs a woman, and I need you

To lift me when I am sad

To comfort me when I am down

To clean me when I am a drunk

To walk beside me when I want to look like I'm not gay

To walk in front of me when I need someone to act as a human windbreak

To kiss me when I'm horny

To massage when I am tense and/or horny

To make me horny when I'm not horny,

and then to watch me fall asleep.

I need you, darling,

to clean between my toes when they are not clean to my satisfaction.

To pick the nits out of my hair when I have head lice

To try milk for me when I am not sure of the expiration date.

To be there when I need you to be there

and to be out of town the rest of the time

hattalk · 2012-05-23T16:00:23.670999-07:00

I call it the "re-wipe".

hattalk · 2012-05-23T15:59:39.389251-07:00

ring sting

This should be in the dictionary.

ziglander · 1 day

Striking out the side to win the World Series. AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!

Waltzinblack · 1 day

Spitting.

irishamerican

TROPHY CASE

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TROPHY CASE

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