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What is your sleeping ritual? by Ititchestoomuchin AskReddit

[–]irishamerican 0 points1 point ago

Must read a little before sleep. Room must be very dark, and a little cold.

My new boss is refusing to honor the contract he made me sign and pay me for the time I've worked, what can I do? by horriblebossin AskReddit

[–]irishamerican 1 point2 points ago

The boss is refusing to tell me how much was taken for taxes

He has to do this. Request a copy of your 1099 form, and if he refuses, tell him you will call the IRS.

I'm a salaried employee who is paid for 80 hours every two weeks and that I will make up for that extra time by WORKING FROM HOME.

Without looking at the contract, there are some confusing points here. If you are only being paid for 80 hours, why do you have to makeup time?

You can pay an attorney for a consultation (look at the contract) and then sue him in small claims court. You won't need an attorney for this. Same for your expenses.

Reddit! Lets be excited together. What are you excited for? by thefwordin AskReddit

[–]irishamerican 1 point2 points ago

My son graduates next week; it's been a long four years.

I've seen this car a couple of times on the way to work. Which one of you owns this car? by Wr3ckin_Cr3win Dallas

[–]irishamerican 2 points3 points ago

Count the hipster flags:

  • Mini Cooper
  • Harry Potter Reference
  • Reddit sticker

What do you want to confess? by 8emnero8in AskReddit

[–]irishamerican 2 points3 points ago

I'm Batman

What did school teach you that was blatantly false once you researched it on the Internet? by peetssin AskReddit

[–]irishamerican 3 points4 points ago

You will use Algebra, Trig and Calculus in everyday life.

Alright Reddit! What are some of the biggest movie plot holes that you know of? by DrToonzin AskReddit

[–]irishamerican -2 points-1 points ago

How come Frodo and Sam had to walk into Mordor, but got to fly out?

THANKS FOR NOTHING GANDALF!

What's the biggest non-sexual benefit of having a girlfriend/boyfriend? by littlebalooneyin AskReddit

[–]irishamerican 1 point2 points ago

Every man needs a woman, and I need you

To lift me when I am sad

To comfort me when I am down

To clean me when I am a drunk

To walk beside me when I want to look like I'm not gay

To walk in front of me when I need someone to act as a human windbreak

To kiss me when I'm horny

To massage when I am tense and/or horny

To make me horny when I'm not horny,

and then to watch me fall asleep.

I need you, darling,

to clean between my toes when they are not clean to my satisfaction.

To pick the nits out of my hair when I have head lice

To try milk for me when I am not sure of the expiration date.

To be there when I need you to be there

and to be out of town the rest of the time

Do you ever go the bathroom, just to wipe your ass? by hattalkin AskReddit

[–]irishamerican 0 points1 point ago

I call it the "re-wipe".

Do you ever go the bathroom, just to wipe your ass? by hattalkin AskReddit

[–]irishamerican 0 points1 point ago

ring sting

This should be in the dictionary.

What is your deepest non-sexual fantasy? by ziglanderin AskReddit

[–]irishamerican 1 point2 points ago

Striking out the side to win the World Series. AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!

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