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What child names make you instantly lose respect for the parent when you hear it? by KimJongUnoin AskReddit

[–]konahopper 1 point2 points ago

I actually used to work with a woman named Precious Payne. It was so hard not to ask her if she was into s&m.

Woman of reddit...What is the weirdest pick up line you've ever heard? I'll start... by pinkpastryin AskReddit

[–]konahopper 0 points1 point ago

Yeah it was supposed to say an old friend of mine. Damn swype.

Woman of reddit...What is the weirdest pick up line you've ever heard? I'll start... by pinkpastryin AskReddit

[–]konahopper 0 points1 point ago

Umm, not that I'm aware of, but now I'll have to ask.

Woman of reddit...What is the weirdest pick up line you've ever heard? I'll start... by pinkpastryin AskReddit

[–]konahopper 2 points3 points ago

Might as well have, he lives in Texas now.

Woman of reddit...What is the weirdest pick up line you've ever heard? I'll start... by pinkpastryin AskReddit

[–]konahopper 1 point2 points ago

He joined the army 15 years ago. I've only talked to him once since then.

Woman of reddit...What is the weirdest pick up line you've ever heard? I'll start... by pinkpastryin AskReddit

[–]konahopper 2 points3 points ago

Yep, he pulled them out like a week later.

Woman of reddit...What is the weirdest pick up line you've ever heard? I'll start... by pinkpastryin AskReddit

[–]konahopper 348 points349 points ago

An friend of mine used to yell, "HEY MOTHER...WANT ANOTHER?" out of my car window when we saw milfs jogging by. Of course, he also yelled, "IT'S NOT WORKIN FATTY!" at the overweight ones too, which made me cringe. And he pierced his own nipples in my bathroom once. He passed out from the pain and hit his head on the toilet. I miss him.

Game Night Snacks? by konahopperin Cooking

[–]konahopper[S] 1 point2 points ago

I'm not the gm, I'm just the host. Gotta keep the gm happy so he doesn't tpk us! Haha

Game Night Snacks? by konahopperin Cooking

[–]konahopper[S] 0 points1 point ago

They're big fans gardettos, so the cracker thing might work. And the dip sounds great!

Game Night Snacks? by konahopperin Cooking

[–]konahopper[S] 0 points1 point ago

I was actually considering stopping by the sushi joint by my place rather than making some myself. I'm not sure everyone's into that though, and also i wouldn't want it sitting around for too long. Thanks for the idea.

Game Night Snacks? by konahopperin Cooking

[–]konahopper[S] 2 points3 points ago

The tiny sausages sound like lil smokies? Popcorn with bacon salt sounds intriguing... might have to try that one.

Game Night Snacks? by konahopperin Cooking

[–]konahopper[S] 0 points1 point ago*

The skewers sound awesome! Might have to try that one.

Asking girls to prom is dangerous... by MrAttractivein pics

[–]konahopper 0 points1 point ago

Lucky you didn't hit an overpass.

Wow, are we really comparing the two? by megisneatin funny

[–]konahopper 1 point2 points ago

Nothing is forever. If reprocessed, the radioactivity of spent nuclear fuel is reduced by 99.9% in 40 years. Remaining transuranic elements can be re-used as nuclear fuel. I'm not saying nuclear fuel is perfect, but coal reserves are likely going to run out in 200 years or so (although that estimate is constantly changing.)

We will be going back to natural gas for a while anyway. Everyone is too scared of nuclear. Hopefully we keep trying to economize clean energy while natural gas is in it's boom.

Seven-Eleven: disc golf heaven. by Carbatrolin discgolf

[–]konahopper 2 points3 points ago

At first glance I thought Okie Joe's had redone their shelving!

This is a bit embarrassing by PaulGiamattiin funny

[–]konahopper 1 point2 points ago

What action did you choose not to do with your character that you later regretted? by spndl1in rpg

[–]konahopper 8 points9 points ago

SWSE. It was the Battle of the Jedi Praxeum. Chiss Jedi trainee and I (Wookiee soldier) flee the Praxeum before the battle begins, and hide in the surrounding jungles.

After dispatching some stormtroopers in a clearing, we hear some rustling in the jungle. We take cover and wait. Turns out it was a group of younglings that got separated from their group, so we approach them and start planning on what we're going to do next. Meanwhile, more rustling in the jungle and a "Jedi in dark robes" comes out looking menacing. My first thought is to start firing, I am not held to the Jedi code after all, but our Jedi trainee is our face and wants to approach him and attempt to speak to him.

Needless to say, the dark Jedi immediately slices him and drops him unconcious. So for the next 30 minutes I am running around as a level 2 soldier using cover, Wookiee rage, second wind, and anything else I can think of to be able to continue firing my bowcaster at this Jedi while he throws his light saber and other light objects at me. I barely escaped alive. Luckily he was also low level Jedi-in-training, so I could stay out of his melee range.

Lesson learned: this is why Han shot first.

How to get the kids to give you a back massage by icametodropbombsin pics

[–]konahopper 1 point2 points ago

My sisters used to pay me a quarter to drive my cars around on their backs when we were kids. It was a win-win for me!

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