Courageous face-booker trolls spammer and 300 others in a mass message harder than anyone has ever trolled before. A 5 minute read that made my 26 yr old brother piss his pants.

mexicanseafood · 1 day

stop right there redditor. my therapist advised me to stay away from gay bars because she says i am in a vulnerable place in my life right now.

mexicanseafood · 2 days

probably when you started thinking about sucking dick because you realized you would never be able to get near an actual female.

OhHaiDerr · 2 days

i can do you one better... here. thank me later.

OhHaiDerr · 4 days

Eric.. central fla us

mexicanseafood · 6 days

fuck you.

chicosimio · 6 days

i eat my boogers

OhHaiDerr · 6 days

Years ago when I was in highschool, my friend beau and I got really stoned. We had taken some herb from his fathers stash and had the munchies and the giggles that were so heavy they consumed us.

Beau was a humble kid.. very easy to get along with, but not the brightest crayon in the box. Being jobless 15 and 16 year olds we did what we had to do to stay alive. We scoured the rest of his fathers house for spare change and headed to Krispy Kreme Donuts with enought quarters, dimes pennies and nickels to get us a dozen donuts and some chocolate milk.

As we approached the counter and told the clerk we would like to choose a dozen donuts to take home with us, it felt like everything in life was just as it should be. I was put on this planet to eat these 6 donuts and have this chocolate milk. The woman at the counter was a bit unpleasant.. understandably. We were almost to stoned to communicate.

As I proceeded to point out to her 1 at a time the donuts that I would be taking with me, I kept on getting this nudge in my ribs. I look over and Beau is staring this woman right in the eyes.

I didn't pay much attention and continued trying to tell the woman that I would like another glaze chocolate with sprinkles. Theres not much going on in this donut shop and right as I get another nudge in the ribs, beau lets out what I can only assume that he thought was a whisper.

In a not quite a whisper of a tone he says to me as he continues to stare her in the eyes, "DUDE... THAT BITCH HAS A MOUSTACHE!"

It took an eternity for my brain to comprehend the exactly what had just happened. Luckily for me I had already picked out my first 5 donuts of what would be my half of the dozen.

There was a desolate silence that lasted for what I estimate to be 3-4 seconds real time and then we started laughing harder than we had ever laughed in our entire lives. Uncontrollable laughter.

I finally managed to say the words, "and I will also have that donut!". I then walked over to a table and almost died of dehydration from all of the water l lost from my eyes due to the extreme cry-laughing I was doing as a result of watching beau try and order the rest of his donuts and pay this bearded lady in change.

Looking back on it, I think yeah that was pretty fucked up. On that day Beau was an asshole and that is something I will never forget.

TannerLD · 6 days

.NET sucks dick!

mexicanseafood · 8 days

hahahah... yes its great. i cant even imagine going back to windows.

I think that is what hell is. Glued to a hard plastic chair and microsoft box, forced to program system popup messages in visual studio using VB.

mexicanseafood · 8 days

dtx? tell me more.. what else do you know redditor?

billofalltrades · 8 days

this is what I always hear. do you mean beginning programmers or beginners with the language?

billofalltrades · 8 days

what does everyone mean by http protocols??

billofalltrades · 8 days

aaahh that last sentence makes a lot of sense..

billofalltrades · 8 days

I like this.. thank you for giving me the perspective I have been looking for.

An appropriate time and place for everything I suppose...

I had my first interview today for a php dev position and they asked me about what frameworks I used and I totally wasn't expecting it...

I guess I should learn something about them.. the ones I had looked into previously were thin php, zend and cake.

If I don't get this job however, I was thinking about trying out perl or ruby.. There is just so much out there to learn!!!

mexicanseafood · 8 days

built in as of now.. actually nothing but my .vimrc. how about you??

billofalltrades · 8 days

Could someone please tell me if I am wrong.. Aren't frameworks a bit like training wheels?? I haven't been developing for that long but it seems to be a bit more efficient if you write it yourself..

mexicanseafood · 8 days

correct. I started of just looking for how to create new buffers and whatever else. I probably should have started off with :help but I still havent gotten friendly with it yet.

But yes, basically I went on a trip to internet land and what I thought would be 10 minutes there lasted quite longer.

mexicanseafood · 10 days

kk.. thank you. no frameworks here. maybe 120kb total..

mexicanseafood · 12 days

019 ? S 0:00 kget -session 10d2e6e6dd0001336031765000000088101581336791358_112255 1015 ? S 0:00 /usr/bin/knotes -session 10d2e6e6dd000133421424600000032690049_1336791358_112253 1012 ? Sl 0:00 kdeinit4: kmix [kdeinit] -session 10d2e6e6dd000133420397700000032690023_1336791358_112253 1010 ? S 0:00 /usr/bin/nepomukcontroller -session 10d2e6e6dd000133420397700000032690020_1336791358_112248 1004 ? Sl 0:00 kdeinit4: krunner [kdeinit]
996 ? S 0:00 kdeinit4: kaccess [kdeinit]
966 ? Sl 0:00 /usr/bin/akonadi_control
968 ? Sl 0:00 \ akonadiserver
971 ? Sl 0:00 | _ /usr/bin/mysqld --defaults-file=/home/mronetwo/.local/share/akonadi/mysql.conf --datadir=/ho 1078 ? Sl 0:00 _ /usr/bin/akonadiagent_launcher akonadi_akonotes_resource akonadi_akonotes_resource_0
1081 ? Sl 0:00 \ /usr/bin/akonadiagent_launcher akonadi_contacts_resource akonadi_contacts_resource_0
1084 ? Sl 0:00 \ /usr/bin/akonadiagent_launcher akonadi_ical_resource akonadi_ical_resource_0
1085 ? Sl 0:00 \ /usr/bin/akonadiagent_launcher akonadi_maildir_resource akonadi_maildir_resource_0
1086 ? S 0:00 \ /usr/bin/akonadimaildispatcher_agent --identifier akonadi_maildispatcher_agent
1088 ? S 0:00 \ /usr/bin/akonadimailfilter_agent --identifier akonadi_mailfilter_agent
1089 ? Sl 0:00 \ /usr/bin/akonadinepomuk_feeder --identifier akonadi_nepomuk_feeder
958 ? S 0:00 /usr/bin/kuiserver
955 ? Sl 0:04 kdeinit4: plasma-desktop [kdeinit]
963 ? S 0:00 \ ksysguardd
951 ? Sl 0:00 /usr/bin/knotify4
870 ? S 0:00 /usr/bin/kactivitymanagerd
868 ? S 0:00 kdeinit4: kglobalaccel [kdeinit]
863 ? Sl 0:00 kdeinit4: kded4 [kdeinit]
860 ? Ss 0:00 kdeinit4: kdeinit4 Running...
861 ? S 0:00 _ kdeinit4: klauncher [kdeinit] --fd=9
894 ? Sl 0:00 _ kdeinit4: ksmserver [kdeinit]
926 ? Sl 0:03 | _ kwin -session 10d2e6e6dd0001334203970000000326900001336791358_159079 1005 ? Sl 0:00 \ kdeinit4: nepomukserver [kdeinit]
1006 ? S 0:00 _ /usr/bin/kwrited 1030 ? S 0:00 _ kdeinit4: kiohttp_cache_cleaner [kdeinit]
1036 ? Sl 0:01 \ /opt/dropbox/dropbox 1080 ? S 0:00 _ python2 /usr/bin/printer-applet 1288 ? Sl 0:19 _ /usr/bin/firefox 1360 ? SLl 0:04 _ /usr/lib/firefox/plugin-container /usr/lib/mozilla/plugins/libflashplayer.so -greomni /usr/l 845 ? Ss 0:00 /usr/bin/ssh-agent -s 842 ? Ss 0:00 /usr/bin/gpg-agent -s --daemon --pinentry-program /usr/bin/pinentry-qt4 --write-env-file

where does this raw knowledge come from??? i want to be able to answer questions for people like you! lol...

here is the majority of it. like i said, i ran sudo chmod 000 /usr/bin/virtuoso* 2 days ago.

my setup... im pretty sure I went with the full kde. i had some extra cash in the fall and sprung for parts i didn't need on this build. I figured there was no reason not to go with the full thing with the surplus of resources and now whatever the hell is going on in there is making my i5 its bitch!

I haven't been computering much differently lately. Just started using git, and also installed gimp but it wasn't being slow with that. Also installed some packages from the AUR for the first time.. just the android dev pack for eclipse or whatever...

thank you for your help. i will try your suggestions after I get some much needed sleep.

mexicanseafood · 12 days

weird.. i went there and it says there are no settings to configure because nepomuk installation hasn't been completed. I'm on arch if that makes a difference.

Also I tried linuxtampas solution below and everything was fine. for the rest of the day.. today its doing it again. It seems to be jacking up everytime i save a file in vim. it's like :w takes a long time and :wq takes fooorreeevvveeerrrr!

Do you have any suggestions?

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