Foul Bachelorettes: Get your throwaways and tell us some filthy stuff you do.

Tellmeyoufrogs · 2 months

I've gone weeks sometimes without washing my sheets or my jeans.

catandwinslow · 2 months

I don't think phone is douchey, just be really quick about it. The lesbian thing should help to your advantage because it's not really a personal thing.

stopdropkab00m · 2 months

When I was 8 or so, I attended some boyscout event with my friend's family. (Both our brothers were in the scouts). They had a raffle, and my friend ran up to the stage thinking she won. They had to turn her down though since she wasn't in the boyscouts. She whimpered a little bit as she walked back to her seat.

I was glad it hadn't happened to me and I felt incredibly embarrassed for her. Ugh, why the hell should such things be so embarrassing? It sucks how things like that feel so shameful.

Well, anything really. When people are embarrassed that they accidentally hurt themselves, or even shitting your pants. Why the shame? It's not something you can help.

advokato · 2 months

When I hear Dutch, sometimes it takes me a second to realize it's not English. I would imagine it's kind of like that. Same sounds but I can't understand anything.

ItWillBeMine · 2 months

Slamming doors is worse than being self-righteous.

Dude_On_A_Couch · 2 months

I think you are hitting on the major cause here.

Dude_On_A_Couch · 2 months

Yeah seriously. It's great that it's available for his kid as an option, but I think even with the best education possible, you're not going to find many qualified 11-year-olds for the course.

chronomojo · 2 months

You've taken it to a new level, man.

But if you look at it another way, you are more aware that boob-staring is socially unacceptable than many people. So you should have an advantage with all that practice.

ellipses1 · 2 months

Yeah, what's the big deal about cod? I'd rather eat tilapia or one of the other "shitty" fishes.

They're in danger of being over-fished anyway, cod.

AssKetchup · 2 months

What? cigarettes make you poop?

ecntlr · 2 months

Look at frogo. You got like 10 self-service machines, but there's always some eye candy at the cash register.

Agroking · 2 months

I thought about snailing the remote as a pay back...

You should have! It would be more than fair.

philsredditaccount · 2 months

I was told creeping was mandatory in driver's ed, but I'm resistant to it.

philsredditaccount · 2 months

I just love unprotected left hand turns where only one or two cars max can go because the only time the road is clear is during a yellow light.

philsredditaccount · 2 months

I tend to feel this way as well. I've never not used a turn signal on a lane change, just feels wrong.

That being said, there are some places where drivers are especially aggressive and I would imagine you'd pretty much have to not signal your turns so that people won't speed up to avoid you getting ahead.

emilysbs · 2 months

You shouldn't do it because you'd regret it. You really have to love the idea of nipple piercing because there's so much bullshit that goes along with it (I hear). Can you handle no bras, and not trying to touch or bump them for months at a time? Leaking nipples for months at a time? Also, your immune system will be under more stress while the wound is still open and the fistula hasn't formed yet. Could you handle the risk of them not working out, and the disappointment of having to remove them if they don't heal properly?

Best case scenario is they're done well and you're a good healer. But still, on that area of the body stuff just doesn't heal fast.

And i think it's crummy that your boyfriend is trying to get you to get them. I'm sure he wants you to want them too, and is underestimating the inconvenience, but he should know better.

stunt_butt · 2 months

So more people will buy the next version of the iPad when it come out.

Doctragon · 2 months

I might be able to get over it, but the idea skeeves me.

myGRUDGE · 2 months

Trans is safer. Transgender is used more as an umbrella term for anyone who feels they weren't assigned the right gender at birth, regardless of whether or not they transition physically. But since most trans people don't actually change gender, just their bodies, it's a little inaccurate.

xpress907 · 2 months

Maybe it's so people won't linger? I find high tables more uncomfortable and I wouldn't want to hang out in one as much as I'd like to hang out in a booth.

takeyourprotienpills · 2 months

everyone will love your nipple rings

Zaskoda · 2 months

Girls aren't as OK with you grabbing their butts. Also they're more likely to be sensitive about their bellies and not want you to touch those either because it makes them feel fat.

93_stacks · 2 months

There you go OP, that's a sure-fire way out.

Adonom · 2 months

whoa, stuff is happening in other parts of the world

calthegreat565 · 2 months

Seriously, that pretty much sums it up.

stunt_butt

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