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What can I say? My dog is an artist. by widowedsoulin WTF

[–]velocicopter 0 points1 point ago

The world's first fully functioning homicidal artist.

Meanwhile, In the Cracked comments section by arachnopopein gameofthrones

[–]velocicopter 4 points5 points ago

Actually, Tywin is not his uncle, is he?

you're sitting where? by mermanbetain baseball

[–]velocicopter 15 points16 points ago

The Nye Mets are my favorite squadron!

Just a horse talking to a giraffe in the front row of the Reds game... [x-post r/funny] by StuOne19in baseball

[–]velocicopter 1 point2 points ago

I don't understand this whole "horse-head" thing of late. I don't understand where it came from, I don't understand why people do it, and I REALLY don't understand why people think it's funny. I guess - and it is exciting as well as monumentally depressing that I finally get to say this - I'm just too old for this shit.

Good Guy Dog by KingCtardin gameofthrones

[–]velocicopter 0 points1 point ago

I honestly have no idea...I feel like the first time I ever saw this was on this very subreddit. Regardless, it's a great (and somewhat depressing) what-might-have-been piece.

Good Guy Dog by KingCtardin gameofthrones

[–]velocicopter 0 points1 point ago

But in the best possible way!

Good Guy Dog by KingCtardin gameofthrones

[–]velocicopter 11 points12 points ago

Originally I thought that maybe they gave the speech to Baelish because they were concerned with Rory McCann's acting chops, and ability to pull it off. As you'll see after watching this, clearly that was not the case.

Good Guy Dog by KingCtardin gameofthrones

[–]velocicopter 20 points21 points ago

Good Guy Dog by KingCtardin gameofthrones

[–]velocicopter 18 points19 points ago

What's even weirder is that the actor who plays Clegane used that speech for his audition...and it was glorious.

As soon as I saw her... (S2 EP 6) by sydneygamerin gameofthrones

[–]velocicopter -1 points0 points ago

How does that explain Yara then?

And so, in one of the more disturbing scenes...Theon hacks and slashes with all the grace and subtlety of a Fruit Ninja armed with a rusty katana [S02E06 spoilers] by durhowardin gameofthrones

[–]velocicopter 0 points1 point ago

Wow. I did not realize until reading this article that Cleftjaw was Chris Finch from The Office. Not shocking, but just one of those "ooooooh THAT'S where I recognized him..." moments.

Omar Vizquel Was Ejected From A Game In Which He Wasn't Even Playing by freehatin baseball

[–]velocicopter 2 points3 points ago

I don't really think it matters what team you root for; if you're a fan of baseball, you're a fan of Vizquel and Thome.

Does anyone prefer the season one Gregor Clegane over the season two version? by pikkupandropovin gameofthrones

[–]velocicopter 10 points11 points ago

What boggles my mind is that they seemed to put no effort in making him look like, well, a mountain. And this wouldn't take Gandalf/Direwolf movie trickery to pull off - Clegane wears armour pretty much all the time. It would have been so easy to put the new actor in a some oversized armour to give him more width. I love this actor's height, and voice, but the depiction given in the books is that Gregor is some kind of giant mutant - and they could have showcased that, even with the new actor, and easily. Missed opportunity, this.

Most likely a repost. But a banana getting owned always makes my day. by DAT_ARSEin funny

[–]velocicopter 1 point2 points ago

I happened to be listening to Prince's "Let's Go Crazy" when I clicked this link. The result was probably one of the greatest things I've ever experienced.

My new favorite baseball gif by piercebroin baseball

[–]velocicopter 10 points11 points ago

Now THERE was a douche you could set your watch by.

One of my favorite lines from last night. by DaddyDancePartyin gameofthrones

[–]velocicopter 15 points16 points ago

Why are people down-voting this guy for reading a spoiler at his own discretion?

Heh, damn this is stupid but funny by kleptobismolin funny

[–]velocicopter 0 points1 point ago

Nope, just stupid.

Really people...? by michelle2231in WTF

[–]velocicopter 33 points34 points ago

It isn't.

Roll call: Where's everyone going to be for the Home Opener? by porkchop87in Torontobluejays

[–]velocicopter 0 points1 point ago

Somewhere in the 100 levels in right field. Can't recall the section.

I'm not entirely sure what point is being made here, but I bet it's profound by GuffinMopesin funny

[–]velocicopter -5 points-4 points ago

Both sets of lyrics that you showcased are fucking terrible. Who is the second one?

As a Phillies fan, this hurt to read. Whatever happens, Utley's going to be one of my all-time favorite players. by dogbackwardin baseball

[–]velocicopter 7 points8 points ago

As a baseball fan, that hurts to read. Utley was arguably the best second basemen in the league.

Come on man, just do a flip! by Bonyain WTF

[–]velocicopter 1 point2 points ago

It's not. Nothing in this subreddit is anymore. The rats have taken over the city. Our time is over.

When you realise the joke was about you. by tubzbusterin gifs

[–]velocicopter 21 points22 points ago

"You listen to me, you big-eared freeloader! You take your square-headed cousin and you go get Geoffrey back! Or they will never find your bodies. And I'm a judge. I can make it happen."

What is/are your surprise team(s) for 2012? by doyouunderstandlifein baseball

[–]velocicopter 7 points8 points ago

Don't forget Morrow. If Morrow lives up to his potential, I think he could be a legitimate ace - even better than Romero. Of course, that still doesn't help us with our third, fourth and fifth starter...but it's something, I guess.

The proper reaction. by ChocolateStormin funny

[–]velocicopter 46 points47 points ago

Who the fuck doesn't like The Lion King?

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